WTF ... IS WTF!?
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binther

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god damn it, the other night i went to maccas with my girlfriend and she wouldn't let me go in because she spoted some cute chick in a short skirt omfg i had to sit in the car while she went it incase i tryed the hard word or something
 

G's-up

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binther said:
god damn it, the other night i went to maccas with my girlfriend and she wouldn't let me go in because she spoted some cute chick in a short skirt omfg i had to sit in the car while she went it incase i tryed the hard word or something
NO offence dude but you "HAD" to sit in the car??? ....did she crack the windows at least for ya so you could get some air? :)
 
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maybe hes a machine. i think hes one of my minions created for the sole purpose of being some chicks slave
 

NaughtyGirl21

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binther said:
god damn it, the other night i went to maccas with my girlfriend and she wouldn't let me go in because she spoted some cute chick in a short skirt omfg i had to sit in the car while she went it incase i tryed the hard word or something
Maybe she know you might have hit on girls without her before and she is getting you for that.
 

swizeguy

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binther said:
god damn it, the other night i went to maccas with my girlfriend and she wouldn't let me go in because she spoted some cute chick in a short skirt omfg i had to sit in the car while she went it incase i tryed the hard word or something
thats bad.......
 

Fugly

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You are the biggest Tool ever.....and I mean that in a you suck kind of way
 

Fugly

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Ok now you are the tool for being the post Nazi.
 

TwisT

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binther said:
god damn it, the other night i went to maccas with my girlfriend and she wouldn't let me go in because she spoted some cute chick in a short skirt omfg i had to sit in the car while she went it incase i tryed the hard word or something
Dump her ass! If shes like like that now wait a year or 2. It gets worse...Let some other dumb shmoe have her.
 

otepsoul

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binther said:
god damn it, the other night i went to maccas with my girlfriend and she wouldn't let me go in because she spoted some cute chick in a short skirt omfg i had to sit in the car while she went it incase i tryed the hard word or something
maybe your girl is a lezbo
 

binther

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omg it happened again she hit me every time she thinks in even looking at someone else doesn't have to be a chick even im like WTF BITCH, omg she treats me like a child if the sex wasn't so good i've leave her
 

TwisT

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binther said:
omg it happened again she hit me every time she thinks in even looking at someone else doesn't have to be a chick even im like WTF BITCH, omg she treats me like a child if the sex wasn't so good i've leave her
thing is , your a boy, and like you I l noticed (and still do) every piece of ass that came my way! You can't help it. It's a male reflex! We do it and don't realize we're doin it! This is hard for the teenie's to comprehend! They don't know how men are yet. Ut's hard for'em to get their head around the fact that no matter how in love a man is with a woman he's always thinkin "MAN, I'D LOVE TO TAP DAT ASS". when he sees HOTTIE cruzin his way. After a while they eventually don't care, they know who your comim home to.......But there's alwayz a few crazies lurkin about......My advice....let her grow a bit, on some one else's time! :slap:
 

betrayed

Banned - What an Asshat!
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I was going to say "shes just showing her love" .. But this is insane man ! :thumbsdn:
 

binther

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omg it gets worse now im a lying cheat bum cause i had to delete all the contacts of my list after blocking them then doing my best to ensure they are all gone and no traces left im like wtf! so i do it and she still thinks im cheating... she is so onto me lol oh well i finally got the shits and dumped her ass but damn man what kinda fuck up is that? seriously