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Clowns or Midgets

What is the most scary.


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Icarus

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#2
Big hairy guys behind dumpsters.

Hair is gross.
 

gehtfuct

HuGE
Staff
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#3
Taters scare the holy stool out of me.
Bag ladies? Now that's some sex me up dammit!
 
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#4
Those damned midgets are plotting against tall people like me. They are planning on taking control of everything and shrinking us to the size of mere legos! They're no good......
 

Jung

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Premium
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#6
Homeless war vets with flashbacks.

I don't want to be mistaken for Charlie...
 
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#7
I was leaning towards taters but I had to go with apples, bad memories...
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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#9
zoloftcasserole said:
Clowns.........they're just....demented. :eek:

Ever seen "It"?

yeah they are really scary..and IT I hate/love that movie
and I hate tree clowns 2... :(
 
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#10
Clowns are vile! "Something Wicked This Way Comes" scarred me for life against clowns.
 

magnolia

Postaholic
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#11
War vets with flash backs. You never know when a flashback will strike and they'll try to kill you thinking they're killing the enemy. Scary shit man. Scary.
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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#15
Nobody's scared of zombies because they are are slow, stupid, and weak. Nobody's scared of vampires because they don't exist.

I gotta go with the war vets. Nothing like being tackled by one when a car backfires. It's happened to me, and it could happen to you!
 

ChilianFuckFace

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#16
How can anybody be scared of clowns? WTF is that all about? I never got it!

Midgets are too small to be scared of them, you can kick them and they will fly away.

Zoombies are dumb and stupid!

War vets, I don't know any. :(

Homeless people are too hungry to overpower you.

I am scared of our goverment. :thumbsdn: