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TwisT

TwisT

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Clean the fuck up after yourself! FUCK!
This motherfucker at work is a nasty sum bitch! I don't know why but he leaves the restroom a fucking pig pen! Hand cleaner every where. Won't fill the paper towel dispenser but appearently he wipes his ass cuz he'll leave one fucking square on the roll, and in front of the toilet there is this stain that will not go away. It's fucking disgusting. I do not under stand why? Because it's a restroom doesn't mean it's gotta be a pig sty! You piss in the toilet not around it WTF bitch wipe that shit up!

Probably belongs in life sux but this fucker disgusts me!
 
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After this post, this thread will definitely belong here. Once when I was in the Army, there was a port-o-shitter that was close to an LZ. When I walked in, it looked and smelled like someone packed the barrel of an 8-gauge shotgun full of turds, stood just outside the door and fired it hip level.
 
ChilianFuckFace

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Why don't you send him an anonymous email telling him to clean up after himself? If you got enough balls confront him in the lunch room while everyone is eating. That should make him stop.

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When I walked in, it looked and smelled like someone packed the barrel of an 8-gauge shotgun full of turds, stood just outside the door and fired it hip level.
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Fucking hilarious!
 
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fuck_you

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give him a taste of his own medicine ejaculate all over the seat :thumbsup:
 
dustinzgirl

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Really, I would make a compaint to the HR department, it is supposed to biologically safe for you to use the restroom at work.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
Really, I would make a compaint to the HR department, it is supposed to biologically safe for you to use the restroom at work.
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yes do that..if they dont solve the problem then go ahead with ejeculating into the hand cleaner hehe
 
TwisT

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Got some pics! Took em with my phone! Not to worry there is no shit!

Notice the nasty stain in front of the crapper! It even has a trail! I'm sorry but I only wipe up piss after my son and even then there's no fucking excuse!
And the hand cleaner! Would you use it?
 
TwisT

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do i want to know what the fuck that is on the 5th pic?
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Sorry for the money shot~!!


Hand cleaner!!
 
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Not as bad as the male's bathroom at school. This guy needs to grow up, its not funny to piss all over. Its pathetic and disgusting. Make it public, distribute flyers stating his filthy habits, but keep his name anonymous. He'll clean up his act then for fear of being found out.

As for the boys bathroom:

Tell me, are parents supposedly in charge is raising their children? If so, then why can't they teach them to fucking piss and shit in the toliet and not on the wall, not on the seat, and not on the floor? I swear, is it that hard? Its almost to the point where I do not shit at school anymore.

To kids who think doing the above is funny:

Its not, and if I catch you doing it when I walk into the bathroom to urinate, I will destroy you. I will throb your melon bloody and stomp on your gut till you can't breath, then I will urinate on your face.

Grow up.
 
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I wouldn't go within 5 miles of that bathroom. That don't look like no hand cleaner to me.
 
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at my work place it seems no one has any knowledge of how to use the bathroom normally. i'm not really sure which is more ignorant really, not being able to contol yourself and pissing on the floor or not bothering to lift the seat and pissing all over that. Also have found the stalls strune with toilet paper, an entire roll of paper in the bowl, as well as it being bannana yellow from all the piss that is in there because apparently flushing is a forgotten art. speaking of fruit, I've also found pears and apples in the bowl..

I can only hope that maybe one day these individuals will be cursed to have no bladder or colon control and shit and piss themselves every single time they have to go. and not quietly either. I hope they shit themselves with such force as to make a rancid assbutter ripping noise blasting the seat of thier pants a chocolate brown for all to see and know they are worthless....
 
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God I hate when I go into the bathroom at school and every stall is full of crap. Or when I go somewhere like a theater and there is piss EVERYWHERE except for in the toilet.
 
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Amoeba

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Or when there's jizz ALL OVER THE TAPS.... I know it isn't liquid soap coz the liquid soap is BLUE...eww
 
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TwisT said:
Got some pics! Took em with my phone! Not to worry there is no shit!

Notice the nasty stain in front of the crapper! It even has a trail! I'm sorry but I only wipe up piss after my son and even then there's no fucking excuse!
And the hand cleaner! Would you use it?
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holy shit that bucket looks like cold KFC potato and gravy i have to chuck out each night
 
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Georgia Contest.

Of all the States I have been in, Georgia seems to have the most foul bathrooms. Its like they are having some kind of contest to see who can leave the biggest log in the toilet. No one ever flushes. Of course I can somewhat understand this since "thuh pit terlet aint got one of them fancy handul thins un it - whats it fer??
 
magnolia

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Naw, I went to TX and at this one rest stop there was a sign on the back of the door for the toilet stall that read, "Attention: Please do not put paper in the camode." I was like, wtf? Well, apparently the toilet was so old that if u put toilet paper in it it would clog, so you had to put all ur used tp in a big 'ol garbage can next to the shitter. How nasty is that?
 
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here's what i'd do. go in to "clean it", stay there for like an hour, when you're asked what happened, say you had white castles the night before :thumbsup:

considering the toilet's the only place to sit down at my old job.
 
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