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Cock Blocking My Music

MasterDick

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Some fucking asshole at this pool hall cock blocked all of my damn songs I was gonna play in the jukebox. The pool hall has one of those electronic jukeboxes that downloads the songs and shit. Well, I made a special request for this cool Daft Punk song. I'm sure most people hated it, but c'mon, it has good bass and it's only 3 fucking minutes long. Well, some asshole with enough ink in his system to fill up 1,000 fucking pens goes over and starts putting in money like mad. Then he hit this special button on there so my song cut off at about the 2:15 mark. On top of that he skipped over the other songs I was going to play too! WTF mate? I don't cock block other people when they start playing George Strait or other gay country shit. Anyway, I got even. Before I left I put in $5 for 13 plays. So I played "My Spine (Evelyn Glennie Remix)" about 6 times back-to-back. If you don't know what that song sounds like, then consider yourself lucky. I love Björk more than I love my own cock, but that is a really annoying song. Fuck all ya'll!!!
 

Broken

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lol, "Cock Block"ed.. I haven't heard that in years!
 

Skorch

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Ah, the simple life of a married man. Where all the potential cock blockage comes from only one source (that damn "headache") rather than the many one may find in college.
 

Broken

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Skorch said:
Ah, the simple life of a married man. Where all the potential cock blockage comes from only one source (that damn "headache") rather than the many one may find in college.

Skorch my man you have this one all wrong. My wife has never used the headache line, but there's kids, bills, stresses, work,blah blah blah.
At least you have more than one hole. If my hole is blocked I am sacked for a loss. Ouch!
 

Skorch

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Broken said:
Skorch my man you have this one all wrong. My wife has never used the headache line, but there's kids, bills, stresses, work,blah blah blah.
At least you have more than one hole. If my hole is blocked I am sacked for a loss. Ouch!
In either case, I feel for you, and anyone who has felt the frustration of a cock block. Whatever the source is, it's never a good thing. Unless, of course, you're drunk off your ass and about to put your piece somewhere you will definitely regret later.
 
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Skorch said:
In either case, I feel for you, and anyone who has felt the frustration of a cock block. Whatever the source is, it's never a good thing. Unless, of course, you're drunk off your ass and about to put your piece somewhere you will definitely regret later.
In which case it's not so much a cock block, as an assist ;)
 

Broken

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I still think the term "Cock block" is funny as hell. I know you guys are going to laugh, but I first heard it maybe two years ago.. I am in my 30's .. ROFL OK that's two free shots.. Bring it...Enjoy
 

Captain 151

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"dive on that grenade"

this occurs when two girls out together, one is nasty ugly and fat, but the other is a hottie. Your friend has been eyein this chick for a while, but she wont agree to go him with him until her ugly nasty fat friend gets a date. Here's where you dive on that grenade, chum! You take that fat nasty chick out so that your buddy can have a good time with his lady friend. He'll be sure to repay the favor.
 

Skorch

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That's what a good wingman is for. To have your back and to distract the nasties so you can make a run on hot ones.
 

shep

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WoW you got some good friend's.My buddies would set me up with the fattest chick in the place without my knowlage and give her my email and phone #.So i get a call from this horride beast and have to explain to her my buddie's are all cock knocker's.
 
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i hate that, that hot chick that hangs around with all the fat, just plain wrong out of the pictures kinda 'ladies'...but you know, theres gotta be a reason for her to be hangin with them(like a kindersurprise) not until its open :| so "dive on the grenade" make sure that pins pulled my man cuz the surprise isnt always pretty, kamakasi the only way out :p