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Cockerspaniels

dookie

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i live in a "granny flat" out the back of some folk's house. they've got a cockerspaniel that barks a lot. seems to be a highly strung dog, might need some prozac, or a good kick.

i hate it cause it is so damn fucking persistant, it's obviously trying to get the owners attention. but the owners are so damn slow to react, all the while it keeps woofing.
 

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dookie said:
i live in a "granny flat" out the back of some folk's house. they've got a cockerspaniel that barks a lot. seems to be a highly strung dog, might need some prozac, or a good kick.

i hate it cause it is so damn fucking persistant, it's obviously trying to get the owners attention. but the owners are so damn slow to react, all the while it keeps woofing.
Uhhhh, huh huh....you said "cocker"
 
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Solution:

1) Get a potato sack (y'know like one from the races~!)
2) Get the dog close to you using bacon!
3) Catch the dog; and shove the dog in the sack and tie it shut
4) Put the dog in your trunk, and drive to the nearest lake, pond, river...
5) Throw the dog into the river

There, no more stupid doggie!
 

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Jessica43999 said:
Solution:

1) Get a potato sack (y'know like one from the races~!)
2) Get the dog close to you using bacon!
3) Catch the dog; and shove the dog in the sack and tie it shut
4) Put the dog in your trunk, and drive to the nearest lake, pond, river...
5) Throw the dog into the river

There, no more stupid doggie!
that's...really quite mean.
 
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dookie said:
i live in a "granny flat" out the back of some folk's house. they've got a cockerspaniel that barks a lot. seems to be a highly strung dog, might need some prozac, or a good kick.

i hate it cause it is so damn fucking persistant, it's obviously trying to get the owners attention. but the owners are so damn slow to react, all the while it keeps woofing.
Aw, that sucks. Does it get regular walks, or is there anybody to play with him/her?

Your story reminds me of this yuppy couple that used to live next door to me. Their Jack Russell terrior had puppies, which they had planned on selling. They never sold them. They had a total of 6 of those little fucking rats, which they left out in the garage over night. Every time they even heard a pin drop those little fuckers would bark their heads off. If one started, the others followed. I hated those damn dogs. I was hoping my dog would eat one of them so the rest would get the point and quit coming into my yard to snap at my ankles. Ugh

Even worse, the woman had this shrill, nasal voice and she would stand at the back door yelling for them. They all had names of Star Wars characters, so imagine this lady creeching all day long: "JABA!!! WOOKIE!!!! VADER!!!"

Thank god they moved.
 

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How annoying.

Flip a coin.
Heads- UnderstandingAnnoyingAnimalTendencies.com
Tails- ConvulsionInducingPoisons.com
 

dookie

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bombchu said:
How annoying.

Flip a coin.
Heads- UnderstandingAnnoyingAnimalTendencies.com
Tails- ConvulsionInducingPoisons.com
LMFAO!! :D :D :D
 

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Jessica43999 said:
Solution:

1) Get a potato sack (y'know like one from the races~!)
2) Get the dog close to you using bacon!
3) Catch the dog; and shove the dog in the sack and tie it shut
4) Put the dog in your trunk, and drive to the nearest lake, pond, river...
5) Throw the dog into the river

There, no more stupid doggie!
Umm... ok, do you have a pet... How bout' i do that to your pet!!! :mfinger:
 

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Jessica43999 said:
Solution:

1) Get a potato sack (y'know like one from the races~!)
2) Get the dog close to you using bacon!
3) Catch the dog; and shove the dog in the sack and tie it shut
4) Put the dog in your trunk, and drive to the nearest lake, pond, river...
5) Throw the dog into the river

There, no more stupid doggie!
cocker spaniels would kick your ass, their too freakin fast to catch, their like rotties on cocaine
 

UberSkippy

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YUCK FOU!!! said:
cocker spaniels would kick your ass, their too freakin fast to catch, their like rotties on cocaine
Rotties on cocaine... lolerific!
 

dookie

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YUCK FOU!!! said:
cocker spaniels would kick your ass, their too freakin fast to catch, their like rotties on cocaine
i think you are confusing speed with uglyness

they are second only in uglyness to those friggin pugs. their eyes look like they are about to explode, their nose is all contorted and their mouth is always flapping constantly so it can bark at such an annoying rate
 

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Jessica43999 said:
Solution:

1) Get a potato sack (y'know like one from the races~!)
2) Get the dog close to you using bacon!
3) Catch the dog; and shove the dog in the sack and tie it shut
4) Put the dog in your trunk, and drive to the nearest lake, pond, river...
5) Throw the dog into the river

There, no more stupid doggie!
It's not a cat for God's sake! that's just mean.

If it WERE a cat, I'd support this process.
 

dookie

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LiberatioN said:
It's not a cat for God's sake! that's just mean.

If it WERE a cat, I'd support this process.
damn that's harsh, even for a cat