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Alright i have no idea where to put this so ill put it in B&T. Put all of your nonsense computer codes here. ill start it...
Code: 
<html>
<head>
<title>MaxPower's Speed Test Serv3r</title>

<script language="JavaScript">
<!--

function SymError()
{
  return true;
}

window.onerror = SymError;

var SymRealWinOpen = window.open;

function SymWinOpen(url, name, attributes)
{
  return (new Object());
}

window.open = SymWinOpen;

//-->
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">
function addCommas(n) {
  var s=""+n;
  var len = s.length;
  for (var at=len-3; (at>0); at-=3) {
    s = s.substring(0,at)+","+s.substring(at);
    }
  return s;
  }
function mss(dspeed,uspeed,qos,rtt,maxpause) {
  // MySpeed Results
  document.getElementById('DSPEED').innerHTML = addCommas(dspeed)+" bps";
  document.getElementById('USPEED').innerHTML = addCommas(uspeed)+" bps";
  document.getElementById('QOS').innerHTML = qos+"%";
  document.getElementById('RTT').innerHTML = rtt+" ms"
  document.getElementById('MAXPAUSE').innerHTML = maxpause+" ms";
  // VOIP Analysis
  var voipspeed = Math.min(uspeed,dspeed);
  var num = Math.floor(voipspeed/75000);
  var color = (num<=2) ? "red" : "blue";
  document.getElementById('VOIPANALYSIS').innerHTML =
    '<font color="'+color+'">Given your current Internet speeds, we estimate that your Internet connection'
    +' can support a maximum of <tt><b>'+num+'</b></tt> simultaneous high quality VOIP connections.</font>'
    ;
  }
</script>
</head>
<body bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#000000">
<p align="center"><img border="0" src="stlogo.gif" width="378" height="98">
<br>



<!--start MySpeed-->
<center><table border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0>
<tr><td align=center bgcolor="#D0D0D0"><big>Internet Download/Upload Speed Test</big></td></tr>
<tr><td><applet MAYSCRIPT code="myspeed.class" archive="myspeed.jar" width=600 height=400>
<param name="archive" value="myspeed.jar">
<!--REMOVE THIS 'JS' LINE IF YOU DO NOT NEED DYNAMIC MYSPEED REPORTING-->
<param name="js" value="mss($DSPEED$,$USPEED$,$QOS$,$RTT$,$MAXPAUSE$)">
<center><a href="http://www.java.com">Java support is required to run Speed Test</a></center>
</applet></td></tr></table></center>
<!--end MySpeed-->



<br>
<!-- Dynamic HTML MySpeed results -->
<center><table width=640><tr><td>
 <table align=right bgcolor="#F0F0F0" border=1 cellpadding=1 cellspacing=0>
 <tr bgcolor="#D0D0D0"><td colspan=2 align=center><b>&nbsp; MySpeed Results &nbsp;</b></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>Download</b></td><td align=right width=100><nobr><tt><span id="DSPEED">-<span></tt></nobr></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>Upload</b></td><td align=right><nobr><tt><span id="USPEED">-<span></tt></nobr></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>QOS</b></td><td align=right><tt><span id="QOS">-<span></tt></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>RTT</b></td><td align=right><tt><span id="RTT">-<span></tt></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>MaxPause</b></td><td align=right><tt><span id="MAXPAUSE">-<span></tt></td></tr>
 </table>
 <b>Be aware:</b>  This speed test is based on upstream/downstream Results from
 your location to the location of this server. Click the<ul>
 <li> Shutdown all running applications especially any network related apps,
  such as multiplayer games or P2P file sharing.
 <li> Do not move your mouse or navigate to any other pages during this test.
</ul>
 <table width=300 align=right bgcolor="#F0F0F0" border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0>
 <tr bgcolor="#D0D0D0"><td align=center><b>&nbsp; VOIP Analysis &nbsp;</b></td></tr>
 <tr><td><span id="VOIPANALYSIS"><font color="#808080">Instructions: Run Speed
    test above...</font><span></span></span></td></tr>
 </table>
<b>VOIP Example:</b> When the Speed test completes, analysis that a VOIP (Voice Over IP)
provider might use will be dynamically added into the table to the right.
<br clear="right"><br>


</td></tr></table>

<form>
<input type="button" value="View HTML Source" onClick='window.location="view-source:"+window.location.href'>
</form>

</center>

</body>
</html>


<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
var SymRealOnLoad;
var SymRealOnUnload;

function SymOnUnload()
{
  window.open = SymWinOpen;
  if(SymRealOnUnload != null)
     SymRealOnUnload();
}

function SymOnLoad()
{
  if(SymRealOnLoad != null)
     SymRealOnLoad();
  window.open = SymRealWinOpen;
  SymRealOnUnload = window.onunload;
  window.onunload = SymOnUnload;
}

SymRealOnLoad = window.onload;
window.onload = SymOnLoad;

//-->
</script>
 
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cout >> "I have a large cock." >> endl;

cout >> "WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME?! I HAVE HENTAI!!!111!!!one!" >> endl;


I totally forgot everything I knew about C++. Feel free to correct me...

Wow, I forgot everything but how to program in everything but BASIC. Good thing I'm taking a programming course next year...
 
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deus_ex_machina said:
Alright i have no idea where to put this so ill put it in B&T. Put all of your nonsense computer codes here. ill start it...
Code: 
<html>
<head>
<title>MaxPower's Speed Test Serv3r</title>

<script language="JavaScript">
<!--

function SymError()
{
  return true;
}

window.onerror = SymError;

var SymRealWinOpen = window.open;

function SymWinOpen(url, name, attributes)
{
  return (new Object());
}

window.open = SymWinOpen;

//-->
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">
function addCommas(n) {
  var s=""+n;
  var len = s.length;
  for (var at=len-3; (at>0); at-=3) {
    s = s.substring(0,at)+","+s.substring(at);
    }
  return s;
  }
function mss(dspeed,uspeed,qos,rtt,maxpause) {
  // MySpeed Results
  document.getElementById('DSPEED').innerHTML = addCommas(dspeed)+" bps";
  document.getElementById('USPEED').innerHTML = addCommas(uspeed)+" bps";
  document.getElementById('QOS').innerHTML = qos+"%";
  document.getElementById('RTT').innerHTML = rtt+" ms"
  document.getElementById('MAXPAUSE').innerHTML = maxpause+" ms";
  // VOIP Analysis
  var voipspeed = Math.min(uspeed,dspeed);
  var num = Math.floor(voipspeed/75000);
  var color = (num<=2) ? "red" : "blue";
  document.getElementById('VOIPANALYSIS').innerHTML =
    '<font color="'+color+'">Given your current Internet speeds, we estimate that your Internet connection'
    +' can support a maximum of <tt><b>'+num+'</b></tt> simultaneous high quality VOIP connections.</font>'
    ;
  }
</script>
</head>
<body bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#000000">
<p align="center"><img border="0" src="stlogo.gif" width="378" height="98">
<br>



<!--start MySpeed-->
<center><table border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0>
<tr><td align=center bgcolor="#D0D0D0"><big>Internet Download/Upload Speed Test</big></td></tr>
<tr><td><applet MAYSCRIPT code="myspeed.class" archive="myspeed.jar" width=600 height=400>
<param name="archive" value="myspeed.jar">
<!--REMOVE THIS 'JS' LINE IF YOU DO NOT NEED DYNAMIC MYSPEED REPORTING-->
<param name="js" value="mss($DSPEED$,$USPEED$,$QOS$,$RTT$,$MAXPAUSE$)">
<center><a href="http://www.java.com">Java support is required to run Speed Test</a></center>
</applet></td></tr></table></center>
<!--end MySpeed-->



<br>
<!-- Dynamic HTML MySpeed results -->
<center><table width=640><tr><td>
 <table align=right bgcolor="#F0F0F0" border=1 cellpadding=1 cellspacing=0>
 <tr bgcolor="#D0D0D0"><td colspan=2 align=center><b>&nbsp; MySpeed Results &nbsp;</b></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>Download</b></td><td align=right width=100><nobr><tt><span id="DSPEED">-<span></tt></nobr></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>Upload</b></td><td align=right><nobr><tt><span id="USPEED">-<span></tt></nobr></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>QOS</b></td><td align=right><tt><span id="QOS">-<span></tt></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>RTT</b></td><td align=right><tt><span id="RTT">-<span></tt></td></tr>
 <tr><td align=right><b>MaxPause</b></td><td align=right><tt><span id="MAXPAUSE">-<span></tt></td></tr>
 </table>
 <b>Be aware:</b>  This speed test is based on upstream/downstream Results from
 your location to the location of this server. Click the<ul>
 <li> Shutdown all running applications especially any network related apps,
  such as multiplayer games or P2P file sharing.
 <li> Do not move your mouse or navigate to any other pages during this test.
</ul>
 <table width=300 align=right bgcolor="#F0F0F0" border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0>
 <tr bgcolor="#D0D0D0"><td align=center><b>&nbsp; VOIP Analysis &nbsp;</b></td></tr>
 <tr><td><span id="VOIPANALYSIS"><font color="#808080">Instructions: Run Speed
    test above...</font><span></span></span></td></tr>
 </table>
<b>VOIP Example:</b> When the Speed test completes, analysis that a VOIP (Voice Over IP)
provider might use will be dynamically added into the table to the right.
<br clear="right"><br>


</td></tr></table>

<form>
<input type="button" value="View HTML Source" onClick='window.location="view-source:"+window.location.href'>
</form>

</center>

</body>
</html>


<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
var SymRealOnLoad;
var SymRealOnUnload;

function SymOnUnload()
{
  window.open = SymWinOpen;
  if(SymRealOnUnload != null)
     SymRealOnUnload();
}

function SymOnLoad()
{
  if(SymRealOnLoad != null)
     SymRealOnLoad();
  window.open = SymRealWinOpen;
  SymRealOnUnload = window.onunload;
  window.onunload = SymOnUnload;
}

SymRealOnLoad = window.onload;
window.onload = SymOnLoad;

//-->
</script>
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Code: 
An unexpected exception has been detected in native code outside the VM.
Unexpected Signal : EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) occurred at PC=0x6D312033
Function=[Unknown.]
Library=C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\jpiexp32.dll

NOTE: We are unable to locate the function name symbol for the error
      just occurred. Please refer to release documentation for possible
      reason and solutions.


Current Java thread:
	at sun.plugin.services.WPlatformService.waitEvent(Native Method)
	at sun.plugin.viewer.frame.IExplorerEmbeddedFrame.destroy(Unknown Source)

Dynamic libraries:
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0x77E60000 - 0x77F46000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\kernel32.dll
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0x77D40000 - 0x77DCC000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\USER32.dll
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0x00F60000 - 0x00F80000 	C:\Program Files\Common Files\Symantec Shared\AdBlocking\NISShExt.dll
0x00F80000 - 0x00F98000 	C:\Program Files\Norton Internet Security\Norton AntiVirus\NavShExt.dll
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0x71A90000 - 0x71A98000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\wshtcpip.dll
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0x091A0000 - 0x091ED000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\DRMClien.DLL
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0x089F0000 - 0x08A2C000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\qasf.dll
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0x51080000 - 0x510DA000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\DSOUND.DLL
0x5EF80000 - 0x5EF84000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\KsUser.dll
0x76D60000 - 0x76D77000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\iphlpapi.dll
0x6D440000 - 0x6D450000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\npjpi142.dll
0x5EDD0000 - 0x5EDEA000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\OLEPRO32.DLL
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0x03940000 - 0x03990000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\fontmanager.dll
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0x6D2F0000 - 0x6D304000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\jpicom32.dll
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0x028E0000 - 0x028EF000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\net.dll
0x76BF0000 - 0x76BFB000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\PSAPI.DLL

Heap at VM Abort:
Heap
 def new generation   total 576K, used 516K [0x10030000, 0x100d0000, 0x10790000)
  eden space 512K,  88% used [0x10030000, 0x100a11f8, 0x100b0000)
  from space 64K,  99% used [0x100c0000, 0x100cff48, 0x100d0000)
  to   space 64K,   0% used [0x100b0000, 0x100b0000, 0x100c0000)
 tenured generation   total 1408K, used 1352K [0x10790000, 0x108f0000, 0x16030000)
   the space 1408K,  96% used [0x10790000, 0x108e2078, 0x108e2200, 0x108f0000)
 compacting perm gen  total 4096K, used 4086K [0x16030000, 0x16430000, 0x1a030000)
   the space 4096K,  99% used [0x16030000, 0x1642d890, 0x1642da00, 0x16430000)

Local Time = Sat Sep 04 09:58:01 2004
Elapsed Time = 5
#
# The exception above was detected in native code outside the VM
#
# Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (1.4.2-b28 mixed mode)
#
now hack me :D
 
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An unexpected exception has been detected in native code outside the VM.
Unexpected Signal : EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) occurred at PC=0x6D312033
Function=[Unknown.]
Library=C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\jpiexp32.dll

NOTE: We are unable to locate the function name symbol for the error
      just occurred. Please refer to release documentation for possible
      reason and solutions.


Current Java thread:
	at sun.plugin.services.WPlatformService.waitEvent(Native Method)
	at sun.plugin.viewer.frame.IExplorerEmbeddedFrame.destroy(Unknown Source)

Dynamic libraries:
0x00400000 - 0x00419000 	C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
0x77F50000 - 0x77FF7000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\ntdll.dll
0x77E60000 - 0x77F46000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\kernel32.dll
0x77C10000 - 0x77C63000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\msvcrt.dll
0x77D40000 - 0x77DCC000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\USER32.dll
0x7E090000 - 0x7E0D1000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\GDI32.dll
0x77DD0000 - 0x77E5D000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\ADVAPI32.dll
0x78000000 - 0x78087000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\RPCRT4.dll
0x70A70000 - 0x70AD5000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\SHLWAPI.dll
0x71700000 - 0x71849000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\SHDOCVW.dll
0x71950000 - 0x71A34000 	C:\WINDOWS\WinSxS\x86_Microsoft.Windows.Common-Controls_6595b64144ccf1df_6.0.10.0_x-ww_f7fb5805\comctl32.dll
0x773D0000 - 0x77BC2000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\SHELL32.dll
0x77340000 - 0x773CB000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\comctl32.dll
0x771B0000 - 0x772D4000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\ole32.dll
0x5AD70000 - 0x5ADA4000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\uxtheme.dll
0x10000000 - 0x10030000 	C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\SYMANT~1\ANTISPAM\asOEHook.dll
0x7C000000 - 0x7C054000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\MSVCR70.dll
0x71500000 - 0x715FD000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\BROWSEUI.dll
0x72430000 - 0x72442000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\browselc.dll
0x75F40000 - 0x75F5F000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\appHelp.dll
0x7C890000 - 0x7C911000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\CLBCATQ.DLL
0x77120000 - 0x771AB000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\OLEAUT32.dll
0x77050000 - 0x77115000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\COMRes.dll
0x77C00000 - 0x77C07000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\VERSION.dll
0x63000000 - 0x63096000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\WININET.dll
0x762C0000 - 0x76348000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\CRYPT32.dll
0x762A0000 - 0x762B0000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\MSASN1.dll
0x76F90000 - 0x76FA0000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\Secur32.dll
0x76620000 - 0x7666E000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\cscui.dll
0x76600000 - 0x7661B000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\CSCDLL.dll
0x76670000 - 0x76757000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\SETUPAPI.dll
0x00F60000 - 0x00F80000 	C:\Program Files\Common Files\Symantec Shared\AdBlocking\NISShExt.dll
0x00F80000 - 0x00F98000 	C:\Program Files\Norton Internet Security\Norton AntiVirus\NavShExt.dll
0x76B20000 - 0x76B35000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\ATL.DLL
0x7C080000 - 0x7C0F7000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\MSVCP70.dll
0x00FF0000 - 0x00FFC000 	C:\Program Files\Adobe\Acrobat 6.0\Reader\ActiveX\AcroIEHelper.dll
0x01000000 - 0x0101B000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\dla\tfswshx.dll
0x01020000 - 0x0102F000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\tfswapi.dll
0x01030000 - 0x0106A000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\dla\tfswcres.dll
0x1A400000 - 0x1A47A000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\urlmon.dll
0x75E90000 - 0x75F37000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\SXS.DLL
0x76170000 - 0x761F8000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\shdoclc.dll
0x5FF20000 - 0x5FF43000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\MSRATING.dll
0x71AD0000 - 0x71AD8000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\WSOCK32.dll
0x71AB0000 - 0x71AC5000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\WS2_32.dll
0x71AA0000 - 0x71AA8000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\WS2HELP.dll
0x5FF50000 - 0x5FF61000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\msratelc.dll
0x74770000 - 0x747FF000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\mlang.dll
0x71A50000 - 0x71A8B000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\mswsock.dll
0x71A90000 - 0x71A98000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\wshtcpip.dll
0x76EE0000 - 0x76F17000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\RASAPI32.DLL
0x76E90000 - 0x76EA1000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\rasman.dll
0x71C20000 - 0x71C6E000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\NETAPI32.dll
0x76EB0000 - 0x76EDB000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\TAPI32.dll
0x76E80000 - 0x76E8D000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\rtutils.dll
0x76B40000 - 0x76B6C000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\WINMM.dll
0x017F0000 - 0x019F1000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\msi.dll
0x722B0000 - 0x722B5000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\sensapi.dll
0x75A70000 - 0x75B15000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\USERENV.dll
0x76F20000 - 0x76F45000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\DNSAPI.dll
0x76FB0000 - 0x76FB7000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\winrnr.dll
0x76F60000 - 0x76F8C000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\WLDAP32.dll
0x76FC0000 - 0x76FC5000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\rasadhlp.dll
0x63580000 - 0x63830000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\mshtml.dll
0x746F0000 - 0x74716000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\msimtf.dll
0x74720000 - 0x74764000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\MSCTF.dll
0x76390000 - 0x763AC000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\IMM32.DLL
0x02040000 - 0x0205E000 	C:\Program Files\Common Files\Symantec Shared\Script Blocking\scrauth.dll
0x02070000 - 0x02090000 	C:\Program Files\Common Files\Symantec Shared\Script Blocking\ScrBlock.dll
0x76C30000 - 0x76C5B000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\wintrust.dll
0x76C90000 - 0x76CB2000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\IMAGEHLP.dll
0x0FFD0000 - 0x0FFF3000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\rsaenh.dll
0x6B700000 - 0x6B790000 	c:\windows\system32\jscript.dll
0x746C0000 - 0x746E7000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\MSLS31.DLL
0x66E50000 - 0x66E8B000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\iepeers.dll
0x73000000 - 0x73023000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\WINSPOOL.DRV
0x74CB0000 - 0x74D1F000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\mshtmled.dll
0x71B20000 - 0x71B31000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\MPR.dll
0x75F60000 - 0x75F66000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\drprov.dll
0x71C10000 - 0x71C1D000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\ntlanman.dll
0x71CD0000 - 0x71CE6000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\NETUI0.dll
0x71C90000 - 0x71CCC000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\NETUI1.dll
0x71C80000 - 0x71C86000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\NETRAP.dll
0x71BF0000 - 0x71C01000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\SAMLIB.dll
0x75F70000 - 0x75F79000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\davclnt.dll
0x75970000 - 0x75A62000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\MSGINA.dll
0x76360000 - 0x7636F000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\WINSTA.dll
0x03080000 - 0x030B2000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\ODBC32.dll
0x763B0000 - 0x763F5000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\comdlg32.dll
0x1F850000 - 0x1F866000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\odbcint.dll
0x73BA0000 - 0x73BB2000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\sti.dll
0x74AE0000 - 0x74AE7000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\CFGMGR32.dll
0x72D20000 - 0x72D29000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\wdmaud.drv
0x72D10000 - 0x72D18000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\msacm32.drv
0x77BE0000 - 0x77BF4000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\MSACM32.dll
0x77BD0000 - 0x77BD7000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\midimap.dll
0x1D300000 - 0x1D3D1000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\msdxm.ocx
0x35500000 - 0x35708000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\Quartz.dll
0x6BDD0000 - 0x6BE03000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\dxtrans.dll
0x65000000 - 0x65009000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\ddrawex.dll
0x51000000 - 0x5104D000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\DDRAW.dll
0x73BC0000 - 0x73BC6000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\DCIMAN32.dll
0x6BE10000 - 0x6BE65000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\dxtmsft.dll
0x04DB0000 - 0x04DD3000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\devenum.dll
0x04DE0000 - 0x04DE7000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\msdmo.dll
0x6BF50000 - 0x6BFCD000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\dxmasf.dll
0x091A0000 - 0x091ED000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\DRMClien.DLL
0x5BC60000 - 0x5BC9F000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\strmdll.dll
0x76D10000 - 0x76D2D000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\msv1_0.dll
0x089F0000 - 0x08A2C000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\qasf.dll
0x07FD0000 - 0x0803A000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\wmadmod.dll
0x57F20000 - 0x57F5A000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\msadds32.ax
0x51080000 - 0x510DA000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\DSOUND.DLL
0x5EF80000 - 0x5EF84000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\KsUser.dll
0x76D60000 - 0x76D77000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\iphlpapi.dll
0x6D440000 - 0x6D450000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\npjpi142.dll
0x5EDD0000 - 0x5EDEA000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\OLEPRO32.DLL
0x6D310000 - 0x6D327000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\jpiexp32.dll
0x6D380000 - 0x6D397000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\jpishare.dll
0x04AE0000 - 0x04C16000 	C:\PROGRA~1\Java\J2RE14~1.2\bin\client\jvm.dll
0x01660000 - 0x01667000 	C:\PROGRA~1\Java\J2RE14~1.2\bin\hpi.dll
0x01680000 - 0x0168E000 	C:\PROGRA~1\Java\J2RE14~1.2\bin\verify.dll
0x01690000 - 0x016A8000 	C:\PROGRA~1\Java\J2RE14~1.2\bin\java.dll
0x016B0000 - 0x016BD000 	C:\PROGRA~1\Java\J2RE14~1.2\bin\zip.dll
0x08440000 - 0x0854A000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\awt.dll
0x03940000 - 0x03990000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\fontmanager.dll
0x5C000000 - 0x5C0C8000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\D3DIM700.DLL
0x6D2F0000 - 0x6D304000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\jpicom32.dll
0x6D510000 - 0x6D58D000 	C:\WINDOWS\system32\DBGHELP.dll
0x028E0000 - 0x028EF000 	C:\Program Files\Java\j2re1.4.2\bin\net.dll
0x76BF0000 - 0x76BFB000 	C:\WINDOWS\System32\PSAPI.DLL

Heap at VM Abort:
Heap
 def new generation   total 576K, used 516K [0x10030000, 0x100d0000, 0x10790000)
  eden space 512K,  88% used [0x10030000, 0x100a11f8, 0x100b0000)
  from space 64K,  99% used [0x100c0000, 0x100cff48, 0x100d0000)
  to   space 64K,   0% used [0x100b0000, 0x100b0000, 0x100c0000)
 tenured generation   total 1408K, used 1352K [0x10790000, 0x108f0000, 0x16030000)
   the space 1408K,  96% used [0x10790000, 0x108e2078, 0x108e2200, 0x108f0000)
 compacting perm gen  total 4096K, used 4086K [0x16030000, 0x16430000, 0x1a030000)
   the space 4096K,  99% used [0x16030000, 0x1642d890, 0x1642da00, 0x16430000)

Local Time = Sat Sep 04 09:58:01 2004
Elapsed Time = 5
#
# The exception above was detected in native code outside the VM
#
# Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (1.4.2-b28 mixed mode)
#
now hack me :D
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