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Coincidence? WTF is going on?!

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I swear on all that is alcoholic that ever since I met said girl that things have been going haywire in my life.


a. She told me some retarded story about how when she was young she wanted one of those sunbeam vans, just to be able to drive around the country and adventure with her friends. Yea, I know.. Anyways, I was going to school the next day, and as I was passing some convieniece store one of those exact trucks almost hit my Jeep! I had to park my car to gather my thoughts.
b. "The Killers" is this girls favorite band. She loves them to no end. She is always talking about how they are so talented, blah blah blah. I never heard them until last night. I was driving home from work and one of their songs came on. This is where things start getting weird. I hit a patch of black ice, on the same road as example a., and do a TOTAL 180 into the other lane. I was left stopped in the opposing lane facing the correct direction for that lane.

Those are just the major occurances. There is tons of other stupid shit that has happened to me since then that would never happen. I think God is trying to tell me something.. What do you think it is?
 
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Leave the girl, or marry her. You can't be sure until you stay with her alot longer.
 

bigck3000

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get the fuck away from her man....kinda superstitious to believe that its an "Omen" or something...but it cant be good either way...she wanted a sunbeam van...you should kick her in the face.

on an almost totally unrelated note.

It seems that when ever I have rice-krispy treats....I end up getting some weed. Last time I tried this little "coincidence" out...I couldnt get any ready made...so I cooked up a batch and the next day got the BEST weed I've ever tried. (can you say "Purple Haze".....didnt think so)
 
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bigck3000 said:
It seems that when ever I have rice-krispy treats....I end up getting some weed. Last time I tried this little "coincidence" out...I couldnt get any ready made...so I cooked up a batch and the next day got the BEST weed I've ever tried. (can you say "Purple Haze".....didnt think so)

That is amazing! I must try that out sometime.


And with this chick, perhaps he really has the hots for her and he wants her bad, so she's always on his mind. When she's always on his mind, he just happens to notice everything she likes and talked about, more than he or anyone else has before.
 

MaxPower

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Starbucks sells rice krispy treats.
Rice is grown in Thailand.
Thai-stick is killer weed, also grown in Thailand.
Most of the "Baristas" that work at Starbucks are stoners.

It's a string of events that culminates in me having the perfect cup-o-Joe.
Thank you, Thai rice and marijuana growers. And thank you Starbucks.

Now getting back to the original topic. You should have died in that plane crash. Death is hunting you. It has to fill the gap that you made when you decided not to fly. I hate to say it but it’s inevitable. And if you see a logging truck go by, don’t try to stop the accident. You’ll only prolong it.
 

bigck3000

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spoken with all the coherence of a gutter hippie.....congrats....you've given me a somber gilmpse into my future as a stoner.

*puts out the blunt with fresh tears and reaches for a....book*
 

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MaxPower said:
Starbucks sells rice krispy treats.
Rice is grown in Thailand.
Thai-stick is killer weed, also grown in Thailand.
Most of the "Baristas" that work at Starbucks are stoners.

It's a string of events that culminates in me having the perfect cup-o-Joe.
Thank you, Thai rice and marijuana growers. And thank you Starbucks.

Now getting back to the original topic. You should have died in that plane crash. Death is hunting you. It has to fill the gap that you made when you decided not to fly. I hate to say it but it’s inevitable. And if you see a logging truck go by, don’t try to stop the accident. You’ll only prolong it.
lol omg thats great, repped.
 
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HavokChylde said:
And with this chick, perhaps he really has the hots for her and he wants her bad, so she's always on his mind. When she's always on his mind, he just happens to notice everything she likes and talked about, more than he or anyone else has before.
Ding ding ding. I was thinking that exact same thing tonight. It's prolly true, but my car spinning out seems too rediculious. I don't believe in superstition but I'm having second thoughts, Jesus. God has an odd sense of humor.