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Colon Blow (lol)

Jung

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www.colonblow.com "Natural, agressive, humorous colon clense."



FAQ:
Is this site for real ... ?
Yes.

When I use Colonblow ... ?
Everyone's experience will differ. However, having a bathroom available is a good idea. A Radio Flyer with a port-a-potty shouldn't be necessary.

Will I soil myself ... ?
We haven't heard of this happening to anyone. However, let us know if it does, humor can emerge when least expected.
Testimonials:
"While this morning's evacuations weren't rope-like, they definitely weren't human. Holy crap! What did you do to me? I'm pooping everything out save Ford pickup trucks. What a product. Cheers,
Kyle du Ford
Publisher, American Tri Magazine"

"I tried Colonblow last spring or so and it didn't work. Probably more my fault because I did it the "chicken" way. I decided I'd try it again. Well, I started last night and this time I took the aggressive approach. I just had my first blow. Holy Crap! I can't believe that stuff actually came out of my arse. If this is what I have to look forward to for the next day or so then remind me not to look at my crap after I'm done. Disgusting even for something that did come out of an arse. Colonblow really does work when you use it the right way. Thanks for the crappy product and for the mental images of my crap that will now cause nightmares and emotional scaring for years to come." JS

"Colonblow helped release an unwanted pet: an icky tapeworm. The worm is probably mutating in the "bowels" of the local sewer now." CN

Holy shit,(pun lol) this site is hilarious! :thumbsup:
 

Smoke

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Thats disgusting, "Outstanding POOP pictures."
 

Jung

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Then, the strangest thing happened. About 1:00 in the afternoon, I went to the bathroom to take a leak, but had a new magazine, so I sat down, and had a read..usually when I sit, I crap anyway..i can't explain it. Well, it happened again. A loaf that I would classify as big to huge, but wiped completely clean. I got up, and inspected it, finding that my loaf was not only huge, but dense, with many colors, and shapes throughout. It was like a huge crap, that was made up of many other small craps strung together....NICE huh? I was pretty excited to say the least. That all changed when I flushed, and the toilet in my mothers house clogged up instantly...I tried to plunge...no luck, I tried flushing again... BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..I tried to plunge the toilet to get it to stop, but there was nothing I could do. Crap was everywhere.. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen, but I couldn't help from laughing as I struggled to control it. I had to drive to the hardware store, buy an industrial sized plumbing snake, and snake the crap out of the toilet. About two hours later, I had finally cleaned up...including mopping and scrubbing everything in the entire bathroom, I called EVERYBODY to tell them what had just happened to me. Colonblow indeed!!!

That was about 6 months ago, and I'm thinking of taking another dose soon... possibly this weekend. Maybe even at work, where I might not get much work done, but I can use the industrial strength toilets.
^^ LOL
 

DanGeo23

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I have heard from a friend that is a MD that clensing the colon like that is very good for you.. he gave me some sick facts about how long some stuff stays in the bends of your colon...

great poopy pics
 

Darkmage

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An enema is the injection of liqiud into the intestine through the anus
 

Jung

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Darkmage said:
So, to my understanding, that is more or less a Super-Enema?
Did you even read the site?

The Colonblow product is comprised of capsules and powder that work together for the aforementioned purpose.
 

breakology

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LMAO! I knew this E-6 that has been using that stuff, but that is the first time I ever saw those quotes! that is some seriously funny shit! (oops, I made a funny)
:thumbsup:
 

magnolia

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oh, sickness. Although, if u have problems... yeah. still. :thumbsup: Nice job raising the bar on gross for wtf.com!
 

LiberatioN

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Like shit. But I thought i was in a porn shoot the way they kept takin xray pictures when i was drinking the stuff.

"Thats it, swallow. Keep drinking....and stop. Ok now again from that angle".

:confuse:
 

WTFNation

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Colon Blow

That's fuckin great! LOL!

Does anyone else remember the SNL Bit about Colon Blow... It was a spoof on a breakfast cereal commercial. Remember the 'Total' Commercial that said 'how many bowls of YOUR cereal would it take to equal the vitamins and minerals of TOTAL!?'

It was sort of like that... Very funny that they took the name from the SNL bit. I actually have a clip of most of the sketch on my machine, but I'm not wasting the bandwidth to share it with you fuckers. I'll e-mail it to anyone who asks, just PM me and make sure your free e-mail address can handle a 3 meg file.

Cheers Fuckers!

WTFN
 

Descent

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Descent said:
"I tried Colonblow last spring or so and it didn't work. Probably more my fault because I did it the "chicken" way. I decided I'd try it again. Well, I started last night and this time I took the aggressive approach. I just had my first blow. Holy Crap! I can't believe that stuff actually came out of my arse. If this is what I have to look forward to for the next day or so then remind me not to look at my crap after I'm done. Disgusting even for something that did come out of an arse. Colonblow really does work when you use it the right way. Thanks for the crappy product and for the mental images of my crap that will now cause nightmares and emotional scaring for years to come." JS
And for the record, no, that's not me. But now I'm REALLY interested in trying Colon Blow.