Then, the strangest thing happened. About 1:00 in the afternoon, I went to the bathroom to take a leak, but had a new magazine, so I sat down, and had a read..usually when I sit, I crap anyway..i can't explain it. Well, it happened again. A loaf that I would classify as big to huge, but wiped completely clean. I got up, and inspected it, finding that my loaf was not only huge, but dense, with many colors, and shapes throughout. It was like a huge crap, that was made up of many other small craps strung together....NICE huh? I was pretty excited to say the least. That all changed when I flushed, and the toilet in my mothers house clogged up instantly...I tried to plunge...no luck, I tried flushing again... BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..I tried to plunge the toilet to get it to stop, but there was nothing I could do. Crap was everywhere.. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen, but I couldn't help from laughing as I struggled to control it. I had to drive to the hardware store, buy an industrial sized plumbing snake, and snake the crap out of the toilet. About two hours later, I had finally cleaned up...including mopping and scrubbing everything in the entire bathroom, I called EVERYBODY to tell them what had just happened to me. Colonblow indeed!!!
That was about 6 months ago, and I'm thinking of taking another dose soon... possibly this weekend. Maybe even at work, where I might not get much work done, but I can use the industrial strength toilets.
