WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

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DitaVonTeese

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My name is Dita, I'll be your mistress tonight.. :hbreak:
 
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Welcome, don't go feminazi, don't start bashing the site if you're from another "totally 1337" forum site. In fact, Don't be a dumbass in general.

Willkommen again :thumbsup:
 

DitaVonTeese

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What a warm welcome :)

Hello to you too, I promise I'll be a good girl.
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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I'll pass, I don't want to get spanked and I definetely don't want any diseases.
But welcome though!
 

DitaVonTeese

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Smoke, darling, the only way you'd catch a disease from me would be when I stab my unsterile stilletoe heel through your eye. Your little soldier has a much chance of getting in my pants as intelligent thought has of entering your posts.

As for spanking, cross me in Bait and Tackle and your cheeks will be cherry-red.

But thanks for the welcome!!
 

DitaVonTeese

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Dude, if you can't give me rep points I'm not interested. Come back when you can be of use :p
 

gehtfuct

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DitaVonTeese said:
Smoke, darling, the only way you'd catch a disease from me would be when I stab my unsterile stilletoe heel through your eye. Your little soldier has a much chance of getting in my pants as intelligent thought has of entering your posts.

As for spanking, cross me in Bait and Tackle and your cheeks will be cherry-red.

But thanks for the welcome!!
I love you.


Welcome home.
 
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I guess I'll take the duty of being the first female to welcome you. Enjoy your stay at wtf.com. You seem to be off to a good start.
 

DitaVonTeese

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I'm green now thanks to tiger.
Thanks for the welcome and the cookie :)
 
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DitaVonTeese said:
I'm green now thanks to tiger.
Thanks for the welcome and the cookie :)
No problem. I'd rep you again for that comment you made to Lady Ice, but it won't let me until I've repped a lot of other people.
 

ferengi

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Welcome.









...yeah. Just welcome. I'm too tired to think of anything even slightly witty or humorous right now. Don't shit up the forums like all these recent new dumbasses have been and you'll do fine here. :thumbsup: