What the crap is up with these nowa days.
1. The "artsie fartsie" commercial.
These have nothing to do with the product being sold. Most noteable was the recent Nike commecial with the idiots in weird "warrior" masks. But this trend. Can't you just put the products on T.V. and say, "Product X is neato because it does <blah blah blah here>."
2. Illogical commercials
These are an insult to common intelligence. One noteable is the Phone service commercial. Those "Has your phone been disconnected? Do you want it back? Call this number." What the Christ. I mean seriously. I don't even care if you can use a payphone. Fuck that. It still makes no sense.
3. The "Super Shitty Jingle" commercials
Corbet Canyon. I cannot stress how annoying some Jingles are. I personally don't hear an annoying jingle and say, "Oh neato, that's that shit on T.V. witht the really annoying jingle, I'll have some." Screw a bunch of that.
4. The "Ask your doctor if <insert drug here> is right for you" Commercials.
These fuckers don't even have the descency to tell you what the mother fucking drug is for. Not to mention that once you find out what the drug is supposed to be for, the list of side effects is worse than the original condition. "You mean this headache medicine will have me uncontrollablely leaking out of my ass?"
5. The "Feminine Products" Commercials
I don't use tampons, vagisil, monostat, midol, pads, or anything else that involves a woman and a period. Half of the fucking Population doesn't... why do they need to be on there? I have yet to see a commercial for Jock Itch powder or something along those lines. Not that I want to, but at least even the shit out a little.
6. The "I'm a superstar model chick and I use brand X make-up"
Bah, like the prissy fuckers even put their own makeup on.
They haven't got a fucking clue what's going on.
7. The local news "We rule because we report the news on T.V." commercials
They talk about late breaking news, and then post at noon what's going to be on at 9 p.m. HOW IS THAT LATE BREAKING? Damn. At least keep it mysterious.
1. The "artsie fartsie" commercial.
These have nothing to do with the product being sold. Most noteable was the recent Nike commecial with the idiots in weird "warrior" masks. But this trend. Can't you just put the products on T.V. and say, "Product X is neato because it does <blah blah blah here>."
2. Illogical commercials
These are an insult to common intelligence. One noteable is the Phone service commercial. Those "Has your phone been disconnected? Do you want it back? Call this number." What the Christ. I mean seriously. I don't even care if you can use a payphone. Fuck that. It still makes no sense.
3. The "Super Shitty Jingle" commercials
Corbet Canyon. I cannot stress how annoying some Jingles are. I personally don't hear an annoying jingle and say, "Oh neato, that's that shit on T.V. witht the really annoying jingle, I'll have some." Screw a bunch of that.
4. The "Ask your doctor if <insert drug here> is right for you" Commercials.
These fuckers don't even have the descency to tell you what the mother fucking drug is for. Not to mention that once you find out what the drug is supposed to be for, the list of side effects is worse than the original condition. "You mean this headache medicine will have me uncontrollablely leaking out of my ass?"
5. The "Feminine Products" Commercials
I don't use tampons, vagisil, monostat, midol, pads, or anything else that involves a woman and a period. Half of the fucking Population doesn't... why do they need to be on there? I have yet to see a commercial for Jock Itch powder or something along those lines. Not that I want to, but at least even the shit out a little.
6. The "I'm a superstar model chick and I use brand X make-up"
Bah, like the prissy fuckers even put their own makeup on.
They haven't got a fucking clue what's going on.7. The local news "We rule because we report the news on T.V." commercials
They talk about late breaking news, and then post at noon what's going to be on at 9 p.m. HOW IS THAT LATE BREAKING? Damn. At least keep it mysterious.
