Apr 10 01:42:16 <lcarus> So then I looked around my house for gopher gassers so I could try to kill some rodents
Apr 10 01:42:22 <|D|Evil|> ...
Apr 10 01:42:22 <lcarus> And by then it was like 4:00
Apr 10 01:42:23 * Taylor_B thinks CL is drunk and just thinks he won
Apr 10 01:42:25 * |CL|spent thinks sajak got too excited
Apr 10 01:42:27 <Taylor_B> drunks do that
Apr 10 01:42:28 <|D|Evil|> icky has problems...
Apr 10 01:42:34 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:42:39 <lcarus> I live near a hill with rodents
Apr 10 01:42:42 <|D|Evil|> yeah, but...
Apr 10 01:42:45 <Taylor_B> wtf
Apr 10 01:42:45 <lcarus> Whatever
Apr 10 01:42:50 * Nymphchic icky still rambling
Apr 10 01:42:51 <Taylor_B> a hill
Apr 10 01:42:51 <|CL|spent> DG wanted me to turn off the music
Apr 10 01:42:52 <|D|Evil|> you're bored so you decide to kill rodentz?
Apr 10 01:42:53 <Taylor_B> rodent
Apr 10 01:42:54 <lcarus> I'll tackle the rodent issue later
Apr 10 01:42:56 <|CL|spent>

Apr 10 01:42:59 <lcarus> We're moving on
Apr 10 01:42:59 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:43:01 <Taylor_B> no
Apr 10 01:43:05 <Taylor_B> go back to the rodents
Apr 10 01:43:05 <|D|Evil|> roffle
Apr 10 01:43:08 <Taylor_B> wtf
Apr 10 01:43:10 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:43:13 <|D|Evil|> rodentz
Apr 10 01:43:13 <lcarus> So by then it was like 4:00 and I watched Office Space
Apr 10 01:43:14 <Taylor_B> rodents on a hill
Apr 10 01:43:17 <Taylor_B> wtf
Apr 10 01:43:18 <|D|Evil|> rodentz
Apr 10 01:43:21 <lcarus> And thought about eating Jack in The Box
Apr 10 01:43:21 <Taylor_B> icky do tell
Apr 10 01:43:23 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:43:29 <|D|Evil|> rodentz plz!
Apr 10 01:43:36 <Taylor_B> back to the rodents
Apr 10 01:43:36 * Nymphchic chews my nails waits for ending
Apr 10 01:43:40 <lcarus> And then I called my friend and talked about this girl we know
Apr 10 01:43:40 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:43:51 <|D|Evil|> did you go out and kill rodentz with him?
Apr 10 01:43:54 <Taylor_B> icky what about the RODENTS!
Apr 10 01:43:54 * Nymphchic oooo plot thickens
Apr 10 01:43:56 <Taylor_B> icky what about the RODENTS!
Apr 10 01:44:00 <|D|Evil|> RODENTZ!
Apr 10 01:44:07 <lcarus> WAIT YOUR TURN FOR THE RODENTS
Apr 10 01:44:10 <|D|Evil|> NO!
Apr 10 01:44:11 * Nymphchic the infamous sex scene
Apr 10 01:44:14 <|D|Evil|> tell the story in order!
Apr 10 01:44:21 <|D|Evil|> rodentz!
Apr 10 01:44:26 <lcarus> So then I called my other friend and talked to her about this girl we know
Apr 10 01:44:29 <|D|Evil|> you started about the rodentz urself!
Apr 10 01:44:33 <|D|Evil|> rodentz!
Apr 10 01:44:33 <lcarus> But she doesn't know her so I talked about her
Apr 10 01:44:41 <|D|Evil|> does she kill rodentz?
Apr 10 01:44:44 <lcarus> And then it was 8:00
Apr 10 01:44:51 <Nymphchic> was it a sex talk?
Apr 10 01:44:55 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:44:56 <|D|Evil|> or about rodentz?
Apr 10 01:44:56 <lcarus> So I ate garlic bread and then went to my friend's house
Apr 10 01:44:59 <Taylor_B> one track mind
Apr 10 01:45:01 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:45:02 <Nymphchic> phone sex
Apr 10 01:45:03 <|D|Evil|> and then you killed rodentz?
Apr 10 01:45:07 <Nymphchic> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss
Apr 10 01:45:11 <|D|Evil|> i have a dual track mind
Apr 10 01:45:11 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:45:15 <|D|Evil|> rodentz and sex
Apr 10 01:45:16 <Nymphchic> not me
Apr 10 01:45:22 <Nymphchic> not smart enough
Apr 10 01:45:22 <Taylor_B> my mind's track is skipping
Apr 10 01:45:24 <lcarus> And there were like six of us
Apr 10 01:45:24 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:45:26 <|D|Evil|> not rodentz and sex at the same time, though...
Apr 10 01:45:34 <Nymphchic> ya sure
Apr 10 01:45:37 <|D|Evil|> DID YOU GUYZ KILL THE RODENTZ?!
Apr 10 01:45:37 <Nymphchic> liar
Apr 10 01:45:39 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:45:50 <Nymphchic> no no there is 6 now
Apr 10 01:45:51 <lcarus> And we spent like 15 minutes watching me try to figure out how to turn on the playstation
Apr 10 01:45:57 <Nymphchic> cool
Apr 10 01:46:01 <lcarus> And then we drank Jones Sodas
Apr 10 01:46:05 <|D|Evil|> and then you got bored so you killed rodentz?
Apr 10 01:46:07 * Nymphchic thinks icky is still on the pot
Apr 10 01:46:12 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:46:14 <|CL|spent> wtf?
Apr 10 01:46:17 <lcarus> And then we watched Aimlee
Apr 10 01:46:20 <|D|Evil|> rodentz?
Apr 10 01:46:24 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:46:29 <Nymphchic> no no
Apr 10 01:46:32 <Nymphchic> group sex
Apr 10 01:46:37 <Nymphchic> theres 6 now
Apr 10 01:46:38 <lcarus> And like halfway through one of the guys had to go to the bathroom
Apr 10 01:46:42 <lcarus> so we played hacky sack
Apr 10 01:46:43 <Nymphchic> nice
Apr 10 01:46:43 * |CL|spent is sexed out
Apr 10 01:46:45 <|D|Evil|> and there was a rodent!
Apr 10 01:46:53 * Nymphchic cl is lieing
Apr 10 01:46:55 <|D|Evil|> you played hacky sack with a rodent!
Apr 10 01:46:57 <|CL|spent> lol
Apr 10 01:47:01 <|CL|spent> not
Apr 10 01:47:04 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:47:06 <Nymphchic> k
Apr 10 01:47:09 <lcarus> And when he came back we just horsed around for no reason
Apr 10 01:47:12 <Nymphchic> knot!
Apr 10 01:47:13 <Nymphchic> HA
Apr 10 01:47:23 <lcarus> And talked about what we should do
Apr 10 01:47:27 <lcarus> Or what we could do
Apr 10 01:47:32 <Nymphchic> oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Apr 10 01:47:32 <|D|Evil|> you guys should kill rodentz
Apr 10 01:47:35 <lcarus> And then we just finished watching Aimlee
Apr 10 01:47:38 <Nymphchic> then have sex
Apr 10 01:47:41 <|D|Evil|> and killed rodentz
Apr 10 01:47:48 <Nymphchic> then have sex
Apr 10 01:47:50 <|D|Evil|> yeah, i'm with nymph on this
Apr 10 01:47:55 <|D|Evil|> big ass orgy
Apr 10 01:47:57 <Nymphchic> yay
Apr 10 01:47:58 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:47:59 <|D|Evil|> just a huge ass orgy
Apr 10 01:48:05 <|CL|spent> GO ON WITHOUT ME
Apr 10 01:48:06 <Nymphchic> yay for big ass orgies
Apr 10 01:48:07 <lcarus> And then we listened to music and laughed at this toaster
Apr 10 01:48:08 <|D|Evil|> fuck, do it on Rodent Hill
Apr 10 01:48:09 <|CL|spent> opps
Apr 10 01:48:14 <|CL|spent> caps suck
Apr 10 01:48:23 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:48:23 <lcarus> Because the toaster had both a toasting and a baking option
Apr 10 01:48:24 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:48:30 <Nymphchic> and missing keys
Apr 10 01:48:35 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:48:35 <Taylor_B> Ok ppl, I'm off
Apr 10 01:48:39 <Taylor_B> laterz all
Apr 10 01:48:40 <|D|Evil|> the toaster got BAKED!
Apr 10 01:48:42 <Nymphchic> bye
Apr 10 01:48:44 <lcarus> And if you did it right we could toast and bake the bread at the same time
Apr 10 01:48:44 <|D|Evil|> bye
Apr 10 01:48:46 <lcarus> See ya Taylor
Apr 10 01:48:47 --- Taylor_B is now known as |TB|AWAY|
Apr 10 01:48:51 <|CL|spent> later TB...I want my 10 spot
Apr 10 01:48:56 <|D|Evil|> THE TOASTER GOT BAKED!!!!
Apr 10 01:49:01 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:49:03 <lcarus> And so we toasted bread and then we baked bread and then we toasted and baked them together
Apr 10 01:49:06 <Nymphchic> he'll pay u in rep
Apr 10 01:49:10 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:49:10 <|CL|spent> lol
Apr 10 01:49:16 <|D|Evil|> hmm...
Apr 10 01:49:17 <Nymphchic> or points
Apr 10 01:49:19 <|CL|spent> YAY!!111!!!
Apr 10 01:49:20 <lcarus> And then we had a crap load of bread and we couldn't tell the difference
Apr 10 01:49:26 <|D|Evil|> i'm pretty sure icky is still on drugz
Apr 10 01:49:26 <Nymphchic> they r in right now
Apr 10 01:49:31 <lcarus> So we fed the bread to the crazy dogs next door
Apr 10 01:49:37 <|D|Evil|> they're kooking bread for fun...
Apr 10 01:49:43 <|CL|spent> I'm positive he's on drugs
Apr 10 01:49:43 <Nymphchic> yup
Apr 10 01:49:45 <lcarus> That got out and almost killed my friend once
Apr 10 01:49:47 <|D|Evil|> really, how fucking weird can you get?
Apr 10 01:49:52 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:49:55 <Nymphchic> dunno
Apr 10 01:50:00 <Nymphchic> let him continue
Apr 10 01:50:03 <lcarus> And then I went home
Apr 10 01:50:07 * |CL|spent snuggles with DG
Apr 10 01:50:10 <|CL|spent> laters
Apr 10 01:50:11 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:50:11 <lcarus> And watched Showtime at the apollo
Apr 10 01:50:12 <|D|Evil|> "hey, guys! i have an idea! Let's cook bread!"
Apr 10 01:50:16 <lcarus> See ya CopyLifted
Apr 10 01:50:19 <Nymphchic> later
Apr 10 01:50:20 <|D|Evil|> later, cl
Apr 10 01:50:22 <|CL|spent>

Apr 10 01:50:30 <lcarus> DUDE YOU CAN TOAST AND BAKE AT THE SAME TIME
Apr 10 01:50:33 <|D|Evil|> ...
Apr 10 01:50:35 <lcarus> That's the whole thing
Apr 10 01:50:35 <|D|Evil|> dude...
Apr 10 01:50:40 <lcarus> It's not about cooking
Apr 10 01:50:40 <|D|Evil|> it's toasting bread...
Apr 10 01:50:40 <Nymphchic> damn
Apr 10 01:50:44 --- |CL|spent is now known as |CL|
Apr 10 01:50:44 <lcarus> It's about baking and toasting
Apr 10 01:50:45 <|D|Evil|> it's not about cooking?
Apr 10 01:50:52 <lcarus> I don't even know how it works but it did
Apr 10 01:50:58 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:50:58 <|D|Evil|> dude, do you know how much better i would feel if it were about the cooking?
Apr 10 01:51:03 <Nymphchic> this is a good story
Apr 10 01:51:06 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:51:12 <lcarus> Oh
Apr 10 01:51:19 <|D|Evil|> you're toasting bread...
Apr 10 01:51:21 <lcarus> And during all of this we would play hacky sack sporadically
Apr 10 01:51:25 <|D|Evil|> you're just...toasting it...
Apr 10 01:51:31 <lcarus> No man
Apr 10 01:51:34 <lcarus> We're baking it too
Apr 10 01:51:38 <|D|Evil|> OMG!!!
Apr 10 01:51:40 <lcarus> That's the whole thing
Apr 10 01:51:43 <lcarus> Aren't you listening?
Apr 10 01:51:47 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:51:50 <|D|Evil|> i am DEFINITELY
Apr 10 01:51:53 <|D|Evil|> listening
Apr 10 01:51:53 <lcarus> So I went home
Apr 10 01:51:54 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:51:57 <|D|Evil|> it's too good to miss
Apr 10 01:51:57 <Nymphchic> as am i
Apr 10 01:52:00 <lcarus> And watched Showtime at the Apollo
Apr 10 01:52:05 <|D|Evil|> omfg...
Apr 10 01:52:09 <|D|Evil|> you were TOASTING bread!
Apr 10 01:52:11 <lcarus> For like 7 minutes
Apr 10 01:52:19 <lcarus> And now here I am
Apr 10 01:52:23 <|D|Evil|> dude...you like...toasted bread...for like...hours
Apr 10 01:52:24 <Nymphchic> phew
Apr 10 01:52:24 * lcarus tells the best stories.
Apr 10 01:52:30 <|D|Evil|> yeah
Apr 10 01:52:31 <|D|Evil|> you do
Apr 10 01:52:34 <lcarus> Well I mean
Apr 10 01:52:36 <|D|Evil|> i'm laughing my fucking head off
Apr 10 01:52:41 <lcarus> We had to toast like 7 peices of bread
Apr 10 01:52:41 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:52:44 <lcarus> That takes a while
Apr 10 01:52:50 <|D|Evil|> dude...it's bread...
Apr 10 01:52:55 <|D|Evil|> toasting it...
Apr 10 01:52:56 <Nymphchic> i'm glad i was here for this
Apr 10 01:53:01 <|D|Evil|> definiitely
Apr 10 01:53:06 <|D|Evil|> i'm soooooooo saving this chatlog
Apr 10 01:53:08 <lcarus> We had to toast them seperately
Apr 10 01:53:12 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:53:17 <Nymphchic> hmmm
Apr 10 01:53:18 <lcarus> So we could tell the difference between the baking and the toasting
Apr 10 01:53:23 <Nymphchic> ahhh
Apr 10 01:53:27 <Nymphchic> good plan
Apr 10 01:53:31 <|D|Evil|> i just love how you are so fascinated by the toaster...
Apr 10 01:53:32 <lcarus> And then Andria was like "LET'S FEED THEM TO BIRDS!"
Apr 10 01:53:43 <|D|Evil|> let's feed them to the birds...
Apr 10 01:53:45 <|D|Evil|> that's...
Apr 10 01:53:50 <|D|Evil|> great!...?
Apr 10 01:53:55 <lcarus> but we couldn't find any birds so we gave the bread to the crazy dogs
Apr 10 01:54:05 <lcarus> But we looked for a while
Apr 10 01:54:11 <|D|Evil|> omg
Apr 10 01:54:16 <|D|Evil|> XD
Apr 10 01:54:17 <lcarus> And then we thought about playing basketball but the ball was flat
Apr 10 01:54:36 <lcarus> And we were playing hacky sack through out all of this
Apr 10 01:54:46 <lcarus> Well
Apr 10 01:54:47 <|D|Evil|> icky
Apr 10 01:54:47 <lcarus> Sometimes
Apr 10 01:54:55 <|D|Evil|> i'm posting this chat log in games and humor
Apr 10 01:55:10 <lcarus> And then while my mom was taking me to my friend's house before all of this
Apr 10 01:55:11 <|D|Evil|> BREAD?!?!
Apr 10 01:55:17 <Nymphchic> yay another chat log thread
Apr 10 01:55:21 <|D|Evil|> did you tell your mom about the bread?
Apr 10 01:55:21 <lcarus> My mom was telling me how much she loved me
Apr 10 01:55:25 <|D|Evil|> yeah...
Apr 10 01:55:27 <lcarus> And I was weirded out
Apr 10 01:55:28 <|D|Evil|> i'm sure she was...
Apr 10 01:55:47 <|D|Evil|> she was like, "omg, my druggy kid is going to do something insane..."
Apr 10 01:55:54 <lcarus> Dude
Apr 10 01:55:58 <lcarus> If you had this toaster
Apr 10 01:56:01 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:56:01 <lcarus> You would know
Apr 10 01:56:05 <|D|Evil|> IT'S A TOASTER!
Apr 10 01:56:08 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:56:16 <|D|Evil|> omg, i have to blow my nose..
Apr 10 01:56:16 <lcarus> We thought about making hot dogs too
Apr 10 01:56:19 <lcarus> But we didn't
Apr 10 01:56:29 <|D|Evil|> what about the bread?
Apr 10 01:56:40 <|D|Evil|> wait, cook bread and hotdogs at the same time?
Apr 10 01:56:44 <lcarus> That was before the hot dogs
Apr 10 01:56:47 <lcarus> It's not cooking man
Apr 10 01:56:50 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:56:54 <lcarus> It's toasting and it's baking
Apr 10 01:57:01 <|D|Evil|> dude...
Apr 10 01:57:05 <|D|Evil|> it's coooking
Apr 10 01:57:07 <Nymphchic> hmmmm
Apr 10 01:57:09 <lcarus> Like... two different settings
Apr 10 01:57:10 <|D|Evil|> coooooooooooooooooking krizp
Apr 10 01:57:13 <|D|Evil|> omg
Apr 10 01:57:15 <Nymphchic> its a toaster oven
Apr 10 01:57:19 <|D|Evil|> TWO different settingz!
Apr 10 01:57:26 <lcarus> And then different settings for the toasting and the baking
Apr 10 01:57:26 <|D|Evil|> what more could you ask for?
Apr 10 01:57:27 <Nymphchic> its a toaster oven
Apr 10 01:57:35 <lcarus> I had a toaster oven once
Apr 10 01:57:38 <|D|Evil|> ...
Apr 10 01:57:39 <Nymphchic> u can bake poatoes in it
Apr 10 01:57:39 <|D|Evil|> oh no
Apr 10 01:57:40 <lcarus> It wasn't just a toaster oven
Apr 10 01:57:43 <|D|Evil|> oh no..
Apr 10 01:57:48 <|D|Evil|> it was a baker, too, wasn't it?
Apr 10 01:57:52 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:57:52 <lcarus> Yeah man
Apr 10 01:57:54 <|D|Evil|> omg
Apr 10 01:57:57 <lcarus> It baked and it toasted
Apr 10 02:05:04 <lcarus> Excuse me for a moment ladies and gentlemen