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bigck3000

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This an exerpt from Havok's autobiography titled "From Dokken to Lawn Mowin'."

"Honey.....what is this?"

"What is wha.....I thought I told you never to go through my computer..."

"I just had to check my e-mail, and I saw this site....What is 'HavokChylde'?"

"......I really dont want to talk about it.....I have to go i'm late for work."

"Honey just tell me....I want to know....besides we both know you already gassed up the Lawnmower last night...you've got time."

"*sigh*....I really dont want to talk about it."

"Is this some sort of porno site!?...Am I not attractive enough for you now!"

"No Sweetie...Steven.....Its just some stupid thing I used to do, but not anymore, thats all."

"What does S.C.U.M mean?"

"*sigh*...............Stir Crap Up Movement."

"What?"

"Stir Crap Up Movement.....Its this....group....That I started on the internet...We tried to make funny stories...and make fun of other people on the internet."

"I dont understand.....how can you make a group on the internet?"

"We all put little 'S' badges on.....I was going to make some T-shirts.....It was just some stupid thing....forget about it."

"You were in an internet gang?"

"No, No....Steven...it was just some little thing.....We would help each other out with making fun of other people....We'd hang out on IRC...."

"You had e-turf?.....Melvin this is a little weird for me.....You're telling me that you were in a 'Funny Story Telling Internet gang'? I dont know how to react to this....You told me that you werent even serious about the internet....Why does it say 13 posts a day?....Is this the type of shit that you're doing in here all day!"

"Honey, Keep your voice down....you're gonna wake my dad."

"Fuck your dad! This is unhealthy Melvin....How many people are in this gang?"

"*sigh*....Like ten or twelve."

"And these guy's wives know about this?"

"..........They're mostly high-school kids."

"WHAT!....Melvin I gave up my career for you...and you couldnt tell me about this shit."

"You were a fucking Circus Clown....get over it!"


"How dare you!......Getting in and out of that little car is an art....and besides....you approached me....I didnt go looking for amaciated lawn mower boy to fuck! "

"Bitch!"
 
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:thumbsup:

So...is this your little story for what you predict will happen if you get into SCUM?
 

meh_it_all

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Explain bigck??.. Is this some kind of conversation you had with your gay partner or something?...
 
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meh_it_all said:
Explain bigck??.. Is this some kind of conversation you had with your gay partner or something?...
No, it's a fantasy convo. You know, how little kids play pretend, and all?
 

bigck3000

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awww...Awaken do you feel left out?....I'll make you one later, ok?
 
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bigck3000 said:
awww...Awaken do you feel left out?....I'll make you one later, ok?
Fuck yes. Everyone's starting threads dedicated to me. Go ahead. I wanna see what shit you can come up with. So, when should I come back? One year or two?
 

keebs

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well can you tell us what the meaning of that post it, im confused, and i think im not the only one.
 

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Awaken said:
No, it's a fantasy convo. You know, how little kids play pretend, and all?
I used to be a sucuidial manaic with a barbie doll, a 4 foot building and some dry cement.

But this is when I was like, 5. :thumbsup:
 
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sexy said:
I used to be a sucuidial manaic with a barbie doll, a 4 foot building and some dry cement.

But this is when I was like, 5. :thumbsup:
OMG! That deserves a bag of roffles!

 

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Awaken said:
Fuck yes. Everyone's starting threads dedicated to me. Go ahead. I wanna see what shit you can come up with. So, when should I come back? One year or two?


yeah......we'll get right on that :rolleyes:
 

Icarus

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:)

That was actually pretty funny.

"What's this?"

"A site I post on, dad."

"What is bigck3000? Why do you go by bigck3000? What, the name I gave you isn't good enough anymore? You don't like Ronnie?"

"Dad, it's called a username. What were you doing in my room?"

"What's this S.C.U.M. thing you're so obsessed with? S.P.E.D.? Bait and Tackle?! Son, is this a drug ring?"

"No, dad, it's-"

"You're grounded! And you still haven't mowed the lawn!"

"Dad, look. I post trying to belittle these people on the internet because I think they take it seriously. I'm pretty sure they take it seriously. Seriously, it's stupid how seriously they take it. So I have to show them how seriously they take the internet. I'm not doing this for myself, dad. You have to understand."

Bigck3000's dad unplugs old crappy computer.

"I said you're grounded."

"Dad! Don't take it away! S.C.U.M.! S.P.E.D.! Pleaaaaaase!"

Lights fade to black.
 
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i liked it, very amusing. but i like all bigck's post amuse me.
 
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Icarus said:
:)

That was actually pretty funny.

"What's this?"

"A site I post on, dad."

"What is bigck3000? Why do you go by bigck3000? What, the name I gave you isn't good enough anymore? You don't like Ronnie?"

"Dad, it's called a username. What were you doing in my room?"

"What's this S.C.U.M. thing you're so obsessed with? S.P.E.D.? Bait and Tackle?! Son, is this a drug ring?"

"No, dad, it's-"

"You're grounded! And you still haven't mowed the lawn!"

"Dad, look. I post trying to belittle these people on the internet because I think they take it seriously. I'm pretty sure they take it seriously. Seriously, it's stupid how seriously they take it. So I have to show them how seriously they take the internet. I'm not doing this for myself, dad. You have to understand."

Bigck3000's dad unplugs old crappy computer

"I said you're grounded."

"Dad! Don't take it away! S.C.U.M.! S.P.E.D.! Pleaaaaaase!"

Lights fade to black.
OMG! Icky just pwned you, smallck. He wrote that in under ten minutes. Hell, under five minutes most likely. he's even on IRC and he wrote that. :thumbsdn:
 

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Icarus said:
:)

That was actually pretty funny.

"What's this?"

"A site I post on, dad."

"What is bigck3000? Why do you go by bigck3000? What, the name I gave you isn't good enough anymore? You don't like Ronnie?"

"Dad, it's called a username. What were you doing in my room?"

"What's this S.C.U.M. thing you're so obsessed with? S.P.E.D.? Bait and Tackle?! Son, is this a drug ring?"

"No, dad, it's-"

"You're grounded! And you still haven't mowed the lawn!"

"Dad, look. I post trying to belittle these people on the internet because I think they take it seriously. I'm pretty sure they take it seriously. Seriously, it's stupid how seriously they take it. So I have to show them how seriously they take the internet. I'm not doing this for myself, dad. You have to understand."

Bigck3000's dad unplugs old crappy computer

"I said you're grounded."

"Dad! Don't take it away! S.C.U.M.! S.P.E.D.! Pleaaaaaase!"

Lights fade to black.
Now that actually made sense :p
 
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YAY iccy story times! i live for those. he told the best last night. but i'll still back my bigck on this one, why you ask, because hes the bigck. so shut it fuckers!
 
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Icarus said:
:)

That was actually pretty funny.

"What's this?"

"A site I post on, dad."

"What is bigck3000? Why do you go by bigck3000? What, the name I gave you isn't good enough anymore? You don't like Ronnie?"

"Dad, it's called a username. What were you doing in my room?"

"What's this S.C.U.M. thing you're so obsessed with? S.P.E.D.? Bait and Tackle?! Son, is this a drug ring?"

"No, dad, it's-"

"You're grounded! And you still haven't mowed the lawn!"

"Dad, look. I post trying to belittle these people on the internet because I think they take it seriously. I'm pretty sure they take it seriously. Seriously, it's stupid how seriously they take it. So I have to show them how seriously they take the internet. I'm not doing this for myself, dad. You have to understand."

Bigck3000's dad unplugs old crappy computer.

"I said you're grounded."

"Dad! Don't take it away! S.C.U.M.! S.P.E.D.! Pleaaaaaase!"

Lights fade to black.
:thumbsup: Another great post from Icky. :thumbsup:
 
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YAY iccy story times! i live for those. he told the best last night. but i'll still back my bigck on this one, why you ask, because hes the bigck. so shut it fuckers!
I still have the chat log if you want to read it again... lol :thumbsup:
 
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ummmmm it'll take awhile, why cause there are two settings. but a big hell ya to reliving last night, that was awsome :)
 
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Well, this should hold you over for now...

Apr 10 01:42:16 <lcarus> So then I looked around my house for gopher gassers so I could try to kill some rodents
Apr 10 01:42:22 <|D|Evil|> ...
Apr 10 01:42:22 <lcarus> And by then it was like 4:00
Apr 10 01:42:23 * Taylor_B thinks CL is drunk and just thinks he won
Apr 10 01:42:25 * |CL|spent thinks sajak got too excited
Apr 10 01:42:27 <Taylor_B> drunks do that
Apr 10 01:42:28 <|D|Evil|> icky has problems...
Apr 10 01:42:34 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:42:39 <lcarus> I live near a hill with rodents
Apr 10 01:42:42 <|D|Evil|> yeah, but...
Apr 10 01:42:45 <Taylor_B> wtf
Apr 10 01:42:45 <lcarus> Whatever
Apr 10 01:42:50 * Nymphchic icky still rambling
Apr 10 01:42:51 <Taylor_B> a hill
Apr 10 01:42:51 <|CL|spent> DG wanted me to turn off the music
Apr 10 01:42:52 <|D|Evil|> you're bored so you decide to kill rodentz?
Apr 10 01:42:53 <Taylor_B> rodent
Apr 10 01:42:54 <lcarus> I'll tackle the rodent issue later
Apr 10 01:42:56 <|CL|spent> :(
Apr 10 01:42:59 <lcarus> We're moving on
Apr 10 01:42:59 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:43:01 <Taylor_B> no
Apr 10 01:43:05 <Taylor_B> go back to the rodents
Apr 10 01:43:05 <|D|Evil|> roffle
Apr 10 01:43:08 <Taylor_B> wtf
Apr 10 01:43:10 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:43:13 <|D|Evil|> rodentz
Apr 10 01:43:13 <lcarus> So by then it was like 4:00 and I watched Office Space
Apr 10 01:43:14 <Taylor_B> rodents on a hill
Apr 10 01:43:17 <Taylor_B> wtf
Apr 10 01:43:18 <|D|Evil|> rodentz
Apr 10 01:43:21 <lcarus> And thought about eating Jack in The Box
Apr 10 01:43:21 <Taylor_B> icky do tell
Apr 10 01:43:23 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:43:29 <|D|Evil|> rodentz plz!
Apr 10 01:43:36 <Taylor_B> back to the rodents
Apr 10 01:43:36 * Nymphchic chews my nails waits for ending
Apr 10 01:43:40 <lcarus> And then I called my friend and talked about this girl we know
Apr 10 01:43:40 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:43:51 <|D|Evil|> did you go out and kill rodentz with him?
Apr 10 01:43:54 <Taylor_B> icky what about the RODENTS!
Apr 10 01:43:54 * Nymphchic oooo plot thickens
Apr 10 01:43:56 <Taylor_B> icky what about the RODENTS!
Apr 10 01:44:00 <|D|Evil|> RODENTZ!
Apr 10 01:44:07 <lcarus> WAIT YOUR TURN FOR THE RODENTS
Apr 10 01:44:10 <|D|Evil|> NO!
Apr 10 01:44:11 * Nymphchic the infamous sex scene
Apr 10 01:44:14 <|D|Evil|> tell the story in order!
Apr 10 01:44:21 <|D|Evil|> rodentz!
Apr 10 01:44:26 <lcarus> So then I called my other friend and talked to her about this girl we know
Apr 10 01:44:29 <|D|Evil|> you started about the rodentz urself!
Apr 10 01:44:33 <|D|Evil|> rodentz!
Apr 10 01:44:33 <lcarus> But she doesn't know her so I talked about her
Apr 10 01:44:41 <|D|Evil|> does she kill rodentz?
Apr 10 01:44:44 <lcarus> And then it was 8:00
Apr 10 01:44:51 <Nymphchic> was it a sex talk?
Apr 10 01:44:55 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:44:56 <|D|Evil|> or about rodentz?
Apr 10 01:44:56 <lcarus> So I ate garlic bread and then went to my friend's house
Apr 10 01:44:59 <Taylor_B> one track mind
Apr 10 01:45:01 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:45:02 <Nymphchic> phone sex
Apr 10 01:45:03 <|D|Evil|> and then you killed rodentz?
Apr 10 01:45:07 <Nymphchic> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss
Apr 10 01:45:11 <|D|Evil|> i have a dual track mind
Apr 10 01:45:11 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:45:15 <|D|Evil|> rodentz and sex
Apr 10 01:45:16 <Nymphchic> not me
Apr 10 01:45:22 <Nymphchic> not smart enough
Apr 10 01:45:22 <Taylor_B> my mind's track is skipping
Apr 10 01:45:24 <lcarus> And there were like six of us
Apr 10 01:45:24 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:45:26 <|D|Evil|> not rodentz and sex at the same time, though...
Apr 10 01:45:34 <Nymphchic> ya sure
Apr 10 01:45:37 <|D|Evil|> DID YOU GUYZ KILL THE RODENTZ?!
Apr 10 01:45:37 <Nymphchic> liar
Apr 10 01:45:39 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:45:50 <Nymphchic> no no there is 6 now
Apr 10 01:45:51 <lcarus> And we spent like 15 minutes watching me try to figure out how to turn on the playstation
Apr 10 01:45:57 <Nymphchic> cool
Apr 10 01:46:01 <lcarus> And then we drank Jones Sodas
Apr 10 01:46:05 <|D|Evil|> and then you got bored so you killed rodentz?
Apr 10 01:46:07 * Nymphchic thinks icky is still on the pot
Apr 10 01:46:12 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:46:14 <|CL|spent> wtf?
Apr 10 01:46:17 <lcarus> And then we watched Aimlee
Apr 10 01:46:20 <|D|Evil|> rodentz?
Apr 10 01:46:24 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:46:29 <Nymphchic> no no
Apr 10 01:46:32 <Nymphchic> group sex
Apr 10 01:46:37 <Nymphchic> theres 6 now
Apr 10 01:46:38 <lcarus> And like halfway through one of the guys had to go to the bathroom
Apr 10 01:46:42 <lcarus> so we played hacky sack
Apr 10 01:46:43 <Nymphchic> nice
Apr 10 01:46:43 * |CL|spent is sexed out
Apr 10 01:46:45 <|D|Evil|> and there was a rodent!
Apr 10 01:46:53 * Nymphchic cl is lieing
Apr 10 01:46:55 <|D|Evil|> you played hacky sack with a rodent!
Apr 10 01:46:57 <|CL|spent> lol
Apr 10 01:47:01 <|CL|spent> not
Apr 10 01:47:04 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:47:06 <Nymphchic> k
Apr 10 01:47:09 <lcarus> And when he came back we just horsed around for no reason
Apr 10 01:47:12 <Nymphchic> knot!
Apr 10 01:47:13 <Nymphchic> HA
Apr 10 01:47:23 <lcarus> And talked about what we should do
Apr 10 01:47:27 <lcarus> Or what we could do
Apr 10 01:47:32 <Nymphchic> oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Apr 10 01:47:32 <|D|Evil|> you guys should kill rodentz
Apr 10 01:47:35 <lcarus> And then we just finished watching Aimlee
Apr 10 01:47:38 <Nymphchic> then have sex
Apr 10 01:47:41 <|D|Evil|> and killed rodentz
Apr 10 01:47:48 <Nymphchic> then have sex
Apr 10 01:47:50 <|D|Evil|> yeah, i'm with nymph on this
Apr 10 01:47:55 <|D|Evil|> big ass orgy
Apr 10 01:47:57 <Nymphchic> yay
Apr 10 01:47:58 <Taylor_B> lol
Apr 10 01:47:59 <|D|Evil|> just a huge ass orgy
Apr 10 01:48:05 <|CL|spent> GO ON WITHOUT ME
Apr 10 01:48:06 <Nymphchic> yay for big ass orgies
Apr 10 01:48:07 <lcarus> And then we listened to music and laughed at this toaster
Apr 10 01:48:08 <|D|Evil|> fuck, do it on Rodent Hill
Apr 10 01:48:09 <|CL|spent> opps
Apr 10 01:48:14 <|CL|spent> caps suck
Apr 10 01:48:23 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:48:23 <lcarus> Because the toaster had both a toasting and a baking option
Apr 10 01:48:24 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:48:30 <Nymphchic> and missing keys
Apr 10 01:48:35 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:48:35 <Taylor_B> Ok ppl, I'm off
Apr 10 01:48:39 <Taylor_B> laterz all
Apr 10 01:48:40 <|D|Evil|> the toaster got BAKED!
Apr 10 01:48:42 <Nymphchic> bye
Apr 10 01:48:44 <lcarus> And if you did it right we could toast and bake the bread at the same time
Apr 10 01:48:44 <|D|Evil|> bye
Apr 10 01:48:46 <lcarus> See ya Taylor
Apr 10 01:48:47 --- Taylor_B is now known as |TB|AWAY|
Apr 10 01:48:51 <|CL|spent> later TB...I want my 10 spot
Apr 10 01:48:56 <|D|Evil|> THE TOASTER GOT BAKED!!!!
Apr 10 01:49:01 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:49:03 <lcarus> And so we toasted bread and then we baked bread and then we toasted and baked them together
Apr 10 01:49:06 <Nymphchic> he'll pay u in rep
Apr 10 01:49:10 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:49:10 <|CL|spent> lol
Apr 10 01:49:16 <|D|Evil|> hmm...
Apr 10 01:49:17 <Nymphchic> or points
Apr 10 01:49:19 <|CL|spent> YAY!!111!!!
Apr 10 01:49:20 <lcarus> And then we had a crap load of bread and we couldn't tell the difference
Apr 10 01:49:26 <|D|Evil|> i'm pretty sure icky is still on drugz
Apr 10 01:49:26 <Nymphchic> they r in right now
Apr 10 01:49:31 <lcarus> So we fed the bread to the crazy dogs next door
Apr 10 01:49:37 <|D|Evil|> they're kooking bread for fun...
Apr 10 01:49:43 <|CL|spent> I'm positive he's on drugs
Apr 10 01:49:43 <Nymphchic> yup
Apr 10 01:49:45 <lcarus> That got out and almost killed my friend once
Apr 10 01:49:47 <|D|Evil|> really, how fucking weird can you get?
Apr 10 01:49:52 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:49:55 <Nymphchic> dunno
Apr 10 01:50:00 <Nymphchic> let him continue
Apr 10 01:50:03 <lcarus> And then I went home
Apr 10 01:50:07 * |CL|spent snuggles with DG
Apr 10 01:50:10 <|CL|spent> laters
Apr 10 01:50:11 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:50:11 <lcarus> And watched Showtime at the apollo
Apr 10 01:50:12 <|D|Evil|> "hey, guys! i have an idea! Let's cook bread!"
Apr 10 01:50:16 <lcarus> See ya CopyLifted
Apr 10 01:50:19 <Nymphchic> later
Apr 10 01:50:20 <|D|Evil|> later, cl
Apr 10 01:50:22 <|CL|spent> :p
Apr 10 01:50:30 <lcarus> DUDE YOU CAN TOAST AND BAKE AT THE SAME TIME
Apr 10 01:50:33 <|D|Evil|> ...
Apr 10 01:50:35 <lcarus> That's the whole thing
Apr 10 01:50:35 <|D|Evil|> dude...
Apr 10 01:50:40 <lcarus> It's not about cooking
Apr 10 01:50:40 <|D|Evil|> it's toasting bread...
Apr 10 01:50:40 <Nymphchic> damn
Apr 10 01:50:44 --- |CL|spent is now known as |CL|
Apr 10 01:50:44 <lcarus> It's about baking and toasting
Apr 10 01:50:45 <|D|Evil|> it's not about cooking?
Apr 10 01:50:52 <lcarus> I don't even know how it works but it did
Apr 10 01:50:58 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:50:58 <|D|Evil|> dude, do you know how much better i would feel if it were about the cooking?
Apr 10 01:51:03 <Nymphchic> this is a good story
Apr 10 01:51:06 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:51:12 <lcarus> Oh
Apr 10 01:51:19 <|D|Evil|> you're toasting bread...
Apr 10 01:51:21 <lcarus> And during all of this we would play hacky sack sporadically
Apr 10 01:51:25 <|D|Evil|> you're just...toasting it...
Apr 10 01:51:31 <lcarus> No man
Apr 10 01:51:34 <lcarus> We're baking it too
Apr 10 01:51:38 <|D|Evil|> OMG!!!
Apr 10 01:51:40 <lcarus> That's the whole thing
Apr 10 01:51:43 <lcarus> Aren't you listening?
Apr 10 01:51:47 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:51:50 <|D|Evil|> i am DEFINITELY
Apr 10 01:51:53 <|D|Evil|> listening
Apr 10 01:51:53 <lcarus> So I went home
Apr 10 01:51:54 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:51:57 <|D|Evil|> it's too good to miss
Apr 10 01:51:57 <Nymphchic> as am i
Apr 10 01:52:00 <lcarus> And watched Showtime at the Apollo
Apr 10 01:52:05 <|D|Evil|> omfg...
Apr 10 01:52:09 <|D|Evil|> you were TOASTING bread!
Apr 10 01:52:11 <lcarus> For like 7 minutes
Apr 10 01:52:19 <lcarus> And now here I am
Apr 10 01:52:23 <|D|Evil|> dude...you like...toasted bread...for like...hours
Apr 10 01:52:24 <Nymphchic> phew
Apr 10 01:52:24 * lcarus tells the best stories.
Apr 10 01:52:30 <|D|Evil|> yeah
Apr 10 01:52:31 <|D|Evil|> you do
Apr 10 01:52:34 <lcarus> Well I mean
Apr 10 01:52:36 <|D|Evil|> i'm laughing my fucking head off
Apr 10 01:52:41 <lcarus> We had to toast like 7 peices of bread
Apr 10 01:52:41 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:52:44 <lcarus> That takes a while
Apr 10 01:52:50 <|D|Evil|> dude...it's bread...
Apr 10 01:52:55 <|D|Evil|> toasting it...
Apr 10 01:52:56 <Nymphchic> i'm glad i was here for this
Apr 10 01:53:01 <|D|Evil|> definiitely
Apr 10 01:53:06 <|D|Evil|> i'm soooooooo saving this chatlog
Apr 10 01:53:08 <lcarus> We had to toast them seperately
Apr 10 01:53:12 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:53:17 <Nymphchic> hmmm
Apr 10 01:53:18 <lcarus> So we could tell the difference between the baking and the toasting
Apr 10 01:53:23 <Nymphchic> ahhh
Apr 10 01:53:27 <Nymphchic> good plan
Apr 10 01:53:31 <|D|Evil|> i just love how you are so fascinated by the toaster...
Apr 10 01:53:32 <lcarus> And then Andria was like "LET'S FEED THEM TO BIRDS!"
Apr 10 01:53:43 <|D|Evil|> let's feed them to the birds...
Apr 10 01:53:45 <|D|Evil|> that's...
Apr 10 01:53:50 <|D|Evil|> great!...?
Apr 10 01:53:55 <lcarus> but we couldn't find any birds so we gave the bread to the crazy dogs
Apr 10 01:54:05 <lcarus> But we looked for a while
Apr 10 01:54:11 <|D|Evil|> omg
Apr 10 01:54:16 <|D|Evil|> XD
Apr 10 01:54:17 <lcarus> And then we thought about playing basketball but the ball was flat
Apr 10 01:54:36 <lcarus> And we were playing hacky sack through out all of this
Apr 10 01:54:46 <lcarus> Well
Apr 10 01:54:47 <|D|Evil|> icky
Apr 10 01:54:47 <lcarus> Sometimes
Apr 10 01:54:55 <|D|Evil|> i'm posting this chat log in games and humor
Apr 10 01:55:10 <lcarus> And then while my mom was taking me to my friend's house before all of this
Apr 10 01:55:11 <|D|Evil|> BREAD?!?!
Apr 10 01:55:17 <Nymphchic> yay another chat log thread
Apr 10 01:55:21 <|D|Evil|> did you tell your mom about the bread?
Apr 10 01:55:21 <lcarus> My mom was telling me how much she loved me
Apr 10 01:55:25 <|D|Evil|> yeah...
Apr 10 01:55:27 <lcarus> And I was weirded out
Apr 10 01:55:28 <|D|Evil|> i'm sure she was...
Apr 10 01:55:47 <|D|Evil|> she was like, "omg, my druggy kid is going to do something insane..."
Apr 10 01:55:54 <lcarus> Dude
Apr 10 01:55:58 <lcarus> If you had this toaster
Apr 10 01:56:01 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:56:01 <lcarus> You would know
Apr 10 01:56:05 <|D|Evil|> IT'S A TOASTER!
Apr 10 01:56:08 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:56:16 <|D|Evil|> omg, i have to blow my nose..
Apr 10 01:56:16 <lcarus> We thought about making hot dogs too
Apr 10 01:56:19 <lcarus> But we didn't
Apr 10 01:56:29 <|D|Evil|> what about the bread?
Apr 10 01:56:40 <|D|Evil|> wait, cook bread and hotdogs at the same time?
Apr 10 01:56:44 <lcarus> That was before the hot dogs
Apr 10 01:56:47 <lcarus> It's not cooking man
Apr 10 01:56:50 <|D|Evil|> lol
Apr 10 01:56:54 <lcarus> It's toasting and it's baking
Apr 10 01:57:01 <|D|Evil|> dude...
Apr 10 01:57:05 <|D|Evil|> it's coooking
Apr 10 01:57:07 <Nymphchic> hmmmm
Apr 10 01:57:09 <lcarus> Like... two different settings
Apr 10 01:57:10 <|D|Evil|> coooooooooooooooooking krizp
Apr 10 01:57:13 <|D|Evil|> omg
Apr 10 01:57:15 <Nymphchic> its a toaster oven
Apr 10 01:57:19 <|D|Evil|> TWO different settingz!
Apr 10 01:57:26 <lcarus> And then different settings for the toasting and the baking
Apr 10 01:57:26 <|D|Evil|> what more could you ask for?
Apr 10 01:57:27 <Nymphchic> its a toaster oven
Apr 10 01:57:35 <lcarus> I had a toaster oven once
Apr 10 01:57:38 <|D|Evil|> ...
Apr 10 01:57:39 <Nymphchic> u can bake poatoes in it
Apr 10 01:57:39 <|D|Evil|> oh no
Apr 10 01:57:40 <lcarus> It wasn't just a toaster oven
Apr 10 01:57:43 <|D|Evil|> oh no..
Apr 10 01:57:48 <|D|Evil|> it was a baker, too, wasn't it?
Apr 10 01:57:52 <Nymphchic> lol
Apr 10 01:57:52 <lcarus> Yeah man
Apr 10 01:57:54 <|D|Evil|> omg
Apr 10 01:57:57 <lcarus> It baked and it toasted

Apr 10 02:05:04 <lcarus> Excuse me for a moment ladies and gentlemen
 
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