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Once, I was climbing the stairs on my front porch and someone (I think it was my mom) swung the door open HARD, and knocked me head over feet. Even worse, when I flipped over my cooch got caught on the bottom corner of the screen door and was cut open. :eek: Damn that shit hurt! I couldn't piss for a week.
 

WTFNation

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zoloftcasserole said:
Once, I was climbing the stairs on my front porch and someone (I think it was my mom) swung the door open HARD, and knocked me head over feet. Even worse, when I flipped over my cooch got caught on the bottom corner of the screen door and was cut open. :eek: Damn that shit hurt! I couldn't piss for a week.
Zoloftcasserole, sorry to be the one to have to explain this to you... but once a young woman reaches a certain age, that part of her body goes through some changes. One of those changes is that it will bleed for a few days out of every month. This is a totally normal process, and does not hurt or cause any problems with other bodily functions such as urination. If you have any questions, this video will tell you everything you need to know.

Especially if you're living in 1961.

So glad I could be of assistance.

Cheers,
WTFN
 

_Kitana_

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WTFNation said:
Zoloftcasserole, sorry to be the one to have to explain this to you... but once a young woman reaches a certain age, that part of her body goes through some changes. One of those changes is that it will bleed for a few days out of every month. This is a totally normal process, and does not hurt or cause any problems with other bodily functions such as urination. If you have any questions, this video will tell you everything you need to know.

Especially if you're living in 1961.

So glad I could be of assistance.

Cheers,
WTFN
Doesn't hurt...

no cramps,

no bloating,

no gas...

ERR

can tell you NEVER had a PERIOD.
 

MaxPower

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zoloftcasserole said:
Once, I was climbing the stairs on my front porch and someone (I think it was my mom) swung the door open HARD, and knocked me head over feet. Even worse, when I flipped over my cooch got caught on the bottom corner of the screen door and was cut open. :eek: Damn that shit hurt! I couldn't piss for a week.
Nothing like licking your wounds. :thumbsup:
 

TwisT

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zoloftcasserole said:
Once, I was climbing the stairs on my front porch and someone (I think it was my mom) swung the door open HARD, and knocked me head over feet. Even worse, when I flipped over my cooch got caught on the bottom corner of the screen door and was cut open. :eek: Damn that shit hurt! I couldn't piss for a week.
I couldn't imagine a whole week with out wankin off.
 
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TwisT said:
I couldn't imagine a whole week with out wankin off.
I would like to second that. Damn near impossible, although tried doing that lent thing, 40 days. Did pretty good, like 30 something days :)
 
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. That sucks you should have taken pics.
 

_Kitana_

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Dave666 said:
I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. That sucks you should have taken pics.
i bleed for two weeks sometime...
 

dookie

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i wonder if she was naked when it happenned... it's the only logical explanation
 

LiberatioN

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why did WTFNation try to explain periods...the girl was bleeding due to injury, not "growing up". :rtfm:

I dont see how you could cut yourself down there with clothes on..usually skin has to come in contact with something sharp in order to be sliced.
 

quix0te

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Hope you don't mind me asking, but where exactly on the cooch did you get cut?

Did it.. uh.. go in?