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Cops are bitches

pimpyobitch

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I was doing 30mph down a hill in my subdivision, and a cop pulled over wanting to give me a ticket for doing 30 in a 25mph zone. He ended up giving me a warning. Still pissed though I told him that there are greater problems in our crime city (saint louis) to worry about then some one doing 5mph over the speed limit.
 

wiseman

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damn straight!!! they need to get there asses out the doughnut shop and stop some goddam crime!!! not fucking with people going five over.
 

pimpyobitch

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I like the idea of a donut and bacon, but perhaps we should go a littler farther with it. Such as taking the donut and throwing it off a cliff and the retarted cop shall follow.
 

Broken

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pimpyobitch said:
I was doing 30mph down a hill in my subdivision, and a cop pulled over wanting to give me a ticket for doing 30 in a 25mph zone. He ended up giving me a warning. Still pissed though I told him that there are greater problems in our crime city (saint louis) to worry about then some one doing 5mph over the speed limit.
Fuck that shit: Your ass will change your mind when you have kids outside there playing, and some dumbfuct HS Kid who thinks he's got superman like reflexes speeds down your street.
I'll Pull your fucking face off and wipe my ass with it if you pull that shit here.
 

extremepilot

Go jerk off or something
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pimpyobitch said:
I like the idea of a donut and bacon, but perhaps we should go a littler farther with it. Such as taking the donut and throwing it off a cliff and the retarted cop shall follow.
I already told you, life is NOT Vice City. :p
 

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Tenderony
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You probably got one of the nice ones. Usually when they give you a warning, then you screw at them they think fuck it, fine time.

But I don't like policemen for other reasons, I have never been pulled over in my life. Well not while I have been at the wheel.

I think policemen are the ones that allways grassed you up for shit in school, no matter how trivial. I think they like the false sense of power.

Fuckers.

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I smell bacon

I smell pork

Run little piggy

I got a fork!




Well, if i had enough forks to supply an army, I'm sure plenty of you guys would join me. Right now all I have is one. So grab your forks, donate em, donate money to buy them, whatever, I will be there with my fork to get my grub on.
 

nietzsche

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Yeah. Same thing happened to me. A cop pulled me over for going "almost 50 in a 45," exact quote. Sometimes they just have nothing better to do. Around in rural areas, where there's not a lot of crime, it happens a lot, especially on highways and bypasses. Probably why a friend of mine named his little ska band the Cop Killers. But that's a side note.
 

Black Flame

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Broken said:
Fuck that shit: Your ass will change your mind when you have kids outside there playing, and some dumbfuct HS Kid who thinks he's got superman like reflexes speeds down your street.
I'll Pull your fucking face off and wipe my ass with it if you pull that shit here.
but the genie says on with the show, hocus pocus jokus great melinko!
.. ya.
anyway, i might be bitching if he actually gave you a ticket. but he didn't... so all is well in the no-money-for-pigs department. i got busted for sitting on a park bench at 2 in the morning with a couple friends one time. he called my parents for fucks sake. but my dad didn't care, he just thought it was fucked that the cop called him about it.
i definately think the piggies have bigger things to worry about, but broken makes a good point.
that is all.
 
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pimpyobitch said:
I was doing 30mph down a hill in my subdivision, and a cop pulled over wanting to give me a ticket for doing 30 in a 25mph zone. He ended up giving me a warning. Still pissed though I told him that there are greater problems in our crime city (saint louis) to worry about then some one doing 5mph over the speed limit.
what did he do after you told him that? try to shoot you? :D
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Pimpy, You're lucky you weren't at Fort Dix/Mcguire AFB. Those MP's will give you a ticket for even one MPH over the limit. If the sign says 25 you do 24 just to be safe.
We used to drive throught there, reeeeeal friendly like.
 
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yeah... cops suck... last april, one pulled me over for going 94 in a 50 zone... i mean, what the fuck is up with that?
 

G's-up

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pimpyobitch said:
I was doing 30mph down a hill in my subdivision, and a cop pulled over wanting to give me a ticket for doing 30 in a 25mph zone. He ended up giving me a warning. Still pissed though I told him that there are greater problems in our crime city (saint louis) to worry about then some one doing 5mph over the speed limit.

How dare you insult Bitches all over the world by comparing them to cops.....I as a Super Bitch am truely offended....ROFLMAO!! :)
 

mariusthegreat

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yeah..same shit happened to me...i was doing 93 on a 50 tho...judge put me on one month probation...payed a small fine and court fees...that was it....