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cops are shit

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ok, so ill start at the beginning, this weekend has had its ups and downs, but at somepoint it started to go straight down. so this week is our spring break. i go to WVU. my boy had a court date in PA about an hour from where i live, so he came up for a couple days then i was going to court with him and then riding home. on his way up his car keeps fuckin up, runnin on 3 of 4 cylinders and couldnt accelerate up the hills of WV. so he gets up there, he go out get drunk, etc etc. then on monday we get up to go to court, we drive in a broken ass car get to court and hes 15 min. late so hes already guilty. but whatever not me and i got a ticket for the same thing, just plead guilty and paid my fines.

so we get some food and hit the road, kinda knowing that the car isnt gonna make it home. an hour into our drive the car just sounds like it blew up so we pulled off the road, look under the hood, and to our surprise the car had just spit out a sparkplug. this sparkplug looked fuck, the end all melted, threads gone etc. so some highway guys stop and go get us a new plug, thinking, well were put it in and see what happens. we put it in, start the car, seems fine, yes were in luck.

then 5 min. later, we get the same noise, spit out the same spark plug, so were like what the hell we gonna do about this. eventually we figure it out and had go tap out the old threads, get a spark plug repair kit and get all that working. took about an hour in front of a autozone to get it done, which i didnt think was gonna happen cause although were all good with cars, were no mechanics.

so about a half hour from home (we live in de, 6 hour drive from WVU) we start talking about how were gonna get some weed when we get home cause we hadnt smoked all day and were kinda pot heads. then out of no where (alright maybe someone called it) we get pulled over.

cop comes to the window and says i clocked you at 74 in a 55, why do i smell pot in the car. we were like you dont blah blah, get out of the car, im searching it. so the cops (now theres three cop cars there) start to search the car, im thinking im fucked cause i got a couple seeds in a jar in my bag and i knew there gonna find em no doubt. so the cop searches the car, finds a little pipe in my boys jacket, my jar of seeds, and my other boys empty jar that has pot residue in it. so i think were all going to jail. then out of no where the cop lets both of us with jars go but not my friends whos car it was and lost his court date, just straight took him to jail. wtf.

anyway thats about how it happened, but what pisses me off most is that there was not pot in the car, we werent smoking and it didnt smell like pot, the cop simple said it cause of the way we looked. im glad cops get shot, they deserve it.

~DoGoodDrugs
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Smiss

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Yea. I really hate when cops are there to take care of things too. THOSE FUCKING ASshOLES!
 

HoBoZ

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man, that's just fucked up.. well the system is ripping apart.. Only way is straight down from here:D
 

lojasmo

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May I say...What the FUCK!

Why in HOLY HELL were you carrying around POT SEEDS!!!

Why did you let the fuck-0 search your car!!!

If you're going to be a high ass, at least know your rights, and don't do STUPID SHIT like the two above items. Good GOD

You retards are completely at fault here. I wish I hadn't read that travesty.
 
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I'd like to feel for ya, but I just can't. It sucks when you have a run-in with the man, but it sounds like most of your problems were brought on by yourself. Never let the po-po search your car. Never. Only thing going for your friend right now is illegal search and siezure should get the evidence thrown out. Unfortunately, it's your word versus cops. I'd get a blood test done (if you haven't already smoked yourself stupid) to offer as evidence - i.e. "You see, your honor, there's no way I was high when the cop pulled us over." Just a thought.
 

GottaHurt

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Shoulda bought some good weed to begin with, one big fattie in the morning, you woulda been toast all day.And fix your fuckin' car before a road trip. Rookies.
 

Broken

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lojasmo said:
May I say...What the FUCK!

Why in HOLY HELL were you carrying around POT SEEDS!!!

Why did you let the fuck-0 search your car!!!

If you're going to be a high ass, at least know your rights, and don't do STUPID SHIT like the two above items. Good GOD

You retards are completely at fault here. I wish I hadn't read that travesty.
It's called learning the hard way.
 
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very simple guys, first of all we didnt tell them they could search the car.. its more like if they smell pot they can search the car period.

second carrying the seeds was a bad idea but i was taking them home for my bro. and i do buy good weed without seeds, the seeds i was carrying were from nirvanaseedco. ie they were "kinebud" seeds.
 

Broken

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And the moral of this story is.. Don't drive or ride in junkers, buy a real car, and the cops just wave at you.
 

Broken

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Yep, that's what I am saying. Hell, if you drive a nice car that is covered in dirt, has bald ass tires.You're a Mark. If you drive a older car and it's at least clean and the lights all work, nice tires. You're a Mike or a Jim. Come on; if freaking spark plugs are flying out, then damn thing hasn't been washed ever, and that brake light was probably out when Mark bought the car. The moral is Don't be a Mark.
 

GoalTaylor22

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yeah, cops only need probable cause to search a car for something. he was doing 74 in a 55 and speeding is probable cause to search a car (dont ask me why, thats how its written in the law books). anyways, i dont know about ur state, but in ny youre not criminally responsible for posession of marijuana unless you have more than 1/2 ounce on you. he could have gotten you for the pariphinailia though, but either way that cop was a pigfucker, but dont judge them all like that, some cops are good cops, the rest are pigfuckers.
 
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i dont know that in ny you can posses a half ounce, maybe im missreading you, but it is that way in cali, wash, and oregon.

and its not like his car is a piece of shit, its a mid 90s cavalier thats kept up pretty well, still to this day no one can figure out why it spit the spark plug out, in fact everywhere we took they said they've never seen anything like.

i think most of it has to do with two of us having long hair and the other having a huge afro. (and yes all three of us are white)
 

Broken

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DoGoodDrugs said:
i dont know that in ny you can posses a half ounce, maybe im missreading you, but it is that way in cali, wash, and oregon.

and its not like his car is a piece of shit, its a mid 90s cavalier thats kept up pretty well, still to this day no one can figure out why it spit the spark plug out, in fact everywhere we took they said they've never seen anything like.

i think most of it has to do with two of us having long hair and the other having a huge afro. (and yes all three of us are white)
white boys these days! lol
 

GottaHurt

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DoGoodDrugs said:
and its not like his car is a piece of shit, its a mid 90s cavalier thats kept up pretty well
??? WTF ??? A mid 90's Cavalier is a piece of shit and spark plugs flying out of the engine block does not = kept up.
 
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GottaHurt said:
??? WTF ??? A mid 90's Cavalier is a piece of shit and spark plugs flying out of the engine block does not = kept up.
Thank you!! I was too dumbfounded when I read that to even reply. Wow. Wait, if he thinks a mid90s Cavalier is a decent car - my neighbor has a truck he'd like to sell ya. Mind you, it's on blocks in his yard, but it has low mileage. Oh, yea, it's it kept up well, too.
 

SmokeyMcPot

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nuf

dude why didnt you hide the seeds in the trunk or sumthin, those cops will do anything to get ya,sometimes they do it just cuz they need something to do until they pass a doughnut shop