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Crack or cocain mom?

How would you rate your parents drug abuse.

  • My parents have cameras in my room to keep me off drugs, alcohol, and women

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • My parents are part of the DARE program (No that doesnt stand for Drugs Are Really Entertaining)

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • My parents are strait edge by golly

    Votes: 5 50.0%

  • My parent dont do drugs but they drink harder than an Irish village's town drunk

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • My parents occasionally smoke all my weed and play pac man for hours

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • My parents make sure they are politely buzzed at all times

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • My parents get really shit faced then have sex and pass out on top of me

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • My parents prefer strait ether and meth

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • My parents will sniff anything that has a cap on it

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • My mom and dad do crack off the blade of a knife

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    10
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MINTyarse

dont jack off with cactus
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So I was driving with my mom after coming back to my hometown and she managed to run every fucking stoplight and stop sighn in traffic and the whole time she was ranting about the food of the future (which happened to be pasta)
and I was like mom pasta has been around like at least since 1984. Then I asked her which drugs she preffered crack or cocain. She replied that she didnt beleive in drugs except marijuana which is a god given plant. So I was wondering if anyone elses parents do drugs.
 
TwisT

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
#2
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#2
MINTyarse said:
So I was driving with my mom after coming back to my hometown and she managed to run ever fucking stoplight and stop sighn in traffic and the whole time she was ranting about the food of the future (which happened to be pasta)
and I was like mom pasta has been around like at least since 1984. Then I asked her which drugs she preffered crack or cocain. She replied that she didnt beleive in drugs except marijuana which is a god given plant. So I was wondering if anyone elses parents do drugs.
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My parents did drugs all my life! My mom was a pot head, step dad was a coke head, and lastly my biological father was out chasin the dragon!!
 
Unforgiven

Unforgiven

That Guy
#3
11,052
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#3
my parents were hardcore into drugs... kinda explains why i am the way i am :)
 
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MINTyarse

dont jack off with cactus
#4
12
0
0
#4
Well feel free to participate in the awesome poll. Maybe everyones parents are just a big happy druggy bunch and they wont mind if there kids are too.
 
Unforgiven

Unforgiven

That Guy
#5
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#5
MINTyarse said:
Well feel free to participate in the awesome poll. Maybe everyones parents are just a big happy druggy bunch and they wont mind if there kids are too.
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yep... my parents loved drugs... asprin and advil mostly...
 
M

MINTyarse

dont jack off with cactus
#6
12
0
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#6
Drug store

You can get your drugs at the drug store yeah

Get your drug on yeah

and work and work and work

at the drug store

do loo doo loo do.. do... do... do

at the car wash I mean drugs store yeah thank you detroit. :mfinger:
 
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YUCK FOU!!!

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#7
nah my parents dont and i dont either :D
 
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