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Crappy Newbie Thread

Josephyy

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So I guess this is my "Hey, I'm new here" thread.

Hey, I'm new here.

I'm probably never going to post here again, but that doesn't matter. I can still write something to prove to the world how much of a fucktard I am. So let's see...

Firstly, my ears hurt. My headphones are digging into them.

Secondly, As i was peroosing (whatever, spelling is gay.) the posts that some other people have submitted, I couldn't help but notice that there seems to be some kind of pecking order here, which sucks ass. If I can't come here and rant about whatever the fuck i like without being flamed by some guy who thinks he's the tits because he has posted more than a thousand times on here, then you're all just re-inforcing my views about how stupid some people can be. Learn to be nice, fuckers. Work towards the eutopian society we all dream of. Get a tree named after you or something. Live Forever. :thumbsup:

Thirdly, I'd just like to point out that anyone who talks about their own willy probably has a teenie one.

That is all.

Hello...
and probably goodbye. :happysad:
 

Brain Spout

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welcome and people flame other peoples rants because they are spelled wrong, they dont make sense, the rant is stupid, or they are just in a really pissy mood. put two pissy people together and they arent going to agree how much life sucks and talk like good old friends.

edit: oh yeh welcome
 
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Welcoming him even though he said

Josephyy said:
I'm probably never going to post here again, but that doesn't matter. I can still write something to prove to the world how much of a fucktard I am. So let's see...
Bloody Brilliant chaps.

And a mighty fine use of alliteration on my part.
 

bnccoder

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I read 15 words of his post and said fuck it I'm not readiing the rest. I'm brain dead right now.
 

bnccoder

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4 hours sleep in the past 4 days w/o illegal stimulants. My brain was running on fumes but they went on strike.