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pimpyobitch

Banned - What an Asshat!
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So yea im at this resturant barbque bandanas, which sells barbque duh. And so this chinese guy and his family walks in and sits at the table in front of me. Now the waitress comes over and asks if there ready to order. The guy responds yes I would like some suchi. :p
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock

(fade in) said the boogy said up jump the boogie

**Chorus** 5X

bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

1st verse:
MY NAME IS KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDD RROOCCKK...

**Chorus** 4X

2nd verse:
And this is for the questions that don't have any answers, the midnight
glancers and the topless dancers, the gander freeks, cars packed with
speakers, the G's with the 40's and the chicks with beepers. The Northern
lights, in the Southern cover and it don't even matter if your veins are
punctured. All the crack–heads, the critics, the cynics, and all my heros at
the methidone clinics. All you bastards at the IRS for the crooked cops, and
the cluttered desks. For the shots of Jack, and the caps of math, half
pints of love, and to feel so stressed. For the hookers all drinking out in
Hollywood and for my hoods of the world misunderstood I said "Its all in good
and its all in fun. NOW GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE!!"

**Chorus** 4X

3rd verse:
For the time–bombs ticking and the heads that hang. All the gangs getting
money, and the heads to bang-bang. Wild Mustangs, the porno flicks, and all
my homies in the county in cell block 6. The crips with the raining of the
eggs to cook, every DB Cooper and the money he took. You can look for answers
but that aint fun. NOW GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE!!

(Gutar solo)

**Chorus**
2X (Come on)
**Chorus**
2X

Love... and for the hate... and for the pain... WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

**Chorus**
2X (Come on)
**Chorus**
2X
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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#10
hahahaha, I'm laughing, I'm sorry I didn't think anyone actually cared about this post. Apparently someone does, you, and only you.