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Cruel Joke

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So .. there's this new chlorine that has an additive that turns red if you piss in it. They use this stuff a lot at public pools and resorts. Now just think about this for a second. You're sitting in this warm water - be it in a hot tub or pool or wherever, and you get the urge, but don't want to move. So you look around, and nobody's around and figure, why not? So this was my situation, and I went ahead and just relaxed and started to swim away after I had let loose. But when I looked behind me and saw this red cloud of liquid following me ... I started to freak out.

Now, if this were to happen to a woman, it wouldn't be all that big of a deal, but for a guy to have his dick appear to be bleeding - well .. let's just say it's a scary thing. So I start panicking and these two pool lifeguards are watchin me and one jumps in to pull me out cause I'm all freaking out and splashing around as I had forgotten how to swim... you forget these kinds of things when you think your dick may be severed.

So anyways, this guy pulls me out of the water (which is all of 5 feet deep by the way) and the other lifeguard looks back to where I was and starts laughing and then starts yelling at me: NO URINATING IN THE POOL. This causes the realization that I'm not bleeding .. but a whole lot of blood rushes to my face at this point. I immediately left the pool and returned to my hotel room where I stayed for the remaining 2 days of my vacation. :mfinger: *sigh*
 
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teh anarchist said:
Now, if this were to happen to a woman, it wouldn't be all that big of a deal, but for a guy to have his dick appear to be bleeding - well .. let's just say it's a scary thing.
Oh my god. I'm sorry but I laughed my ass off picturing you thrashing around in the water, lifeguards yelling. I'm so sorry! Atleast you're okay!

Now I know not to pee in the water when I'm in a pool........
 

Sinamon

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Wow I didnt know they had come out with that. That's pretty cool. But yah, it sucks for you dude >.<. Sorry.
 

Mr.Happy

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The exact same thing happend to me once i freaked out too
 

Blizzard

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Lmao Although that would have been as embarrassing as hell for you, it actually made me laugh which i rarely do over the net. :rotflmao:
 

Nemesis

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Im always curious just to see if the pool has that shit in it, u never know but dont wanna take the risk cause if it does, UR FUCKED, lol
 

JLXC

WTF's Official Conspiracy Fanatic
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Lesson learned, don't pee in public pools. Still, they could have at least put up a sign or warned people. heh.
 

Blizzard

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Yeah i bet someone will end up trying to sue someone for that and they will have to put up a sign...
 

BklynCannonball

pffffffffffttttttttttt...
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It's precious moments like those that you'll cherish forever.
 
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Glad to have entertained you all today. I'll be posting another thread soon called "bread crumbs" It should be equally hilarious.
 
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well spoil my/their fun why don't you...

EDIT:and for the record the next one won't be fake. :thumbsup:
 
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teh anarchist said:
well spoil my/their fun why don't you...

EDIT:and for the record the next one won't be fake. :thumbsup:
::fpalm::

I totally fell for that shit too.

You gets no more cookies........focker. :p
 
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LiberatioN

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That would be awesome if that were a real product...I'm sure gag stores would be all over it. :thumbsup:
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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aaah hahahaha soo funny, sorry but hahahahahahaa :) :happysad: