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Leta

Hoodrat
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I work with a guy whose about 50 and he's such a bitch. We do production print work so everybody is expected to do the work no matter what but this bitch will pick and choose what he'll work on. He even says out loud "Oh, I don't want to see that job again. I already put in my 8 hours on it." Everybody else has put in 12 or more. Aarrgghh! Happy stupid holiday you narcissistic bastard!
 

theLPsoilder

shit happens
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well if he is the boss of your guys work he can do whatever the hell he wants but if he isn't that is pretty shitty :thumbsup:
 

Icarus

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#3
Fire him. It doesn't matter if you're the boss, just tell him he's fired. He might protest, but that's where plan B comes in:

If firing him doesn't work, headbutt him. He'll get the picture.
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#4
Kick him in the balls. :thumbsup:
 

Leta

Hoodrat
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#5
Those are the best ideas ever! He's not the boss so I can fire, headbutt, and kick him in the balls. But wait, won't that get me fired? I guess then I wouldn't have anything to bitch about, except being unemployed. :D
 

10 stars

Enraged before the storm
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i got it

i got the answer to your problems.

Kick him in theballs, on his way down knee him in the forehead. when he hits the ground stomp him to death and say a mute guy did it. :thumbsup:
 

LiberatioN

Trance Addict
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#8
go with the ol' train conductor trick.

-slide at him on your knees.
-grab his balls
-pull down

he'll stop bitching...i promise. :thumbsup:
 
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#9
i work with 2 guys in there 50's who do absolutly nothing i swear they're sucking off the boss or something and they never get into trouble about it. They don't do anything at all and i don't have the hardest job in the world i mean a fucking monkey could do it and these two can't even do the little shit they're supposed to. It pisses me off. Anyway i feel your pain.
 

Woodreaux

Original Dicksman
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#10
No, I got it!
  • kick him in the balls
  • while he's catching his breath, power up to Super Saiyan 2
  • punch him in the gut
  • elbow him laterally accross his temple
  • then, kick in the balls again
  • kick him in trachia....
  • summon all of your Ki and perform a "Final Flash" energy attack.
If that doesn't remove the guy from the jobsite, you'd better get the hell outta there with the quickness!
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#11
Woodreaux said:
No, I got it!
  • kick him in the balls
  • while he's catching his breath, power up to Super Saiyan 2
  • punch him in the gut
  • elbow him laterally accross his temple
  • then, kick in the balls again
  • kick him in trachia....
  • summon all of your Ki and perform a "Final Flash" energy attack.
If that doesn't remove the guy from the jobsite, you'd better get the hell outta there with the quickness!
Blah, I can only power up to super saiyan.
Fuck.
:thumbsdn: