Cubicle Etiquette

[Leta]

The man in the cubicle behind me constantly yells across the room at a co-worker. This man will not get up, walk a few feet and speak quietly. He's always calling people over to his cubicle. Lazy turd!

 

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Flinging poo always solves problems!

 

[snoxxn]

What you could do is constantly harass him until he becomes violent. Then rush to the supervisor's office and tell him that employee X has been loud and unruly and has now crossed the line and you fear for your co-workers' safety. That should either get him fired or quiet pretty damn quick...

 

[Eat_my_nuttz]

I'd stick to flinging poo aswell.

 

[missspell]

fling poo or other plane(sorry if I spelt it wrong) B lets go for poo

 

[Jung]

The man in the cubicle behind me constantly yells across the room at a co-worker. This man will not get up, walk a few feet and speak quietly. He's always calling people over to his cubicle. Lazy turd!

You only have three options really:

1.) Get a better job.
2.) Projectile fart on said "yeller," then tell everyone he's a stink ass.
3.) Record him speaking for a few weeks, at least long enough to make custom messages from your recordings. With that done, then play these, hopefully rude or retarded sounding, messages out loud for all to hear.

 

[Leta]

I like that idea! Especially because he stutters (I'm goin' to hell for that).