Curse. Flame. Tell jokes. Just forget about how much your life sucks.
Say funny stuff. That helps me.
I'll start with a fucked up joke.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money on the counter barman thingy. He asks the barman what the jar is for and the barman tell him...
"you can try and make my horse laugh for $20. If you fail, I keep the $20. If you succseed, you will get all the money in the jar (and that is a LOT).
So the guy goes for it. The barman shows him where his horse is. The comes back 10 minutes later and says "Youre horse wont stop lauging." So the barman goes to the horse and sees that its true, the horse if fucking cracking up! Hes not sad anymore.
A month later same guy comes back to the bar. Sees a jar full of money again. Blah blah blah and shit. My horse wont stop lauging! $20 if you make him cry. So the guy goes and comes back 10 minutes later, the horse if crying like a baby, hes fuckin sad!
So the barman says: How did you do that?"
amd the guy goes
"Well, to make him cry I told him my penis waz bigger than his. To make him laugh I showed him."
Fuckin funny (NOT). :ugly:
The most knows joke on the planet.
Flame/spam/cry/complain/joke away.
Say funny stuff. That helps me.
I'll start with a fucked up joke.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money on the counter barman thingy. He asks the barman what the jar is for and the barman tell him...
"you can try and make my horse laugh for $20. If you fail, I keep the $20. If you succseed, you will get all the money in the jar (and that is a LOT).
So the guy goes for it. The barman shows him where his horse is. The comes back 10 minutes later and says "Youre horse wont stop lauging." So the barman goes to the horse and sees that its true, the horse if fucking cracking up! Hes not sad anymore.
A month later same guy comes back to the bar. Sees a jar full of money again. Blah blah blah and shit. My horse wont stop lauging! $20 if you make him cry. So the guy goes and comes back 10 minutes later, the horse if crying like a baby, hes fuckin sad!
So the barman says: How did you do that?"
amd the guy goes
"Well, to make him cry I told him my penis waz bigger than his. To make him laugh I showed him."
Fuckin funny (NOT). :ugly:
The most knows joke on the planet.
Flame/spam/cry/complain/joke away.