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Cutest thing my son said yesterday

dustinzgirl

dustinzgirl

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My youngest son is 5, and we were watching Hellboy.
He looks at me with those big blue eyes, all innocent and says
"Mommy is hell a bad word?"
I say, "Well Boo, it depends on how you are using it. Hell is a place."
He thinks for a second and goes, "Oh, I know, If I say Hellboy is a movie, it is alright to say that"
I say "Yes, becuase it is the name of a movie. It is not being mean to anyone."
He says, with enthusiasm "But if I say, Mommy, you can go to Hell, then that is a bad word."
"Yes, that would be mean and make mommy cry."

Kids are so cool.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
My youngest son is 5, and we were watching Hellboy.
He looks at me with those big blue eyes, all innocent and says
"Mommy is hell a bad word?"
I say, "Well Boo, it depends on how you are using it. Hell is a place."
He thinks for a second and goes, "Oh, I know, If I say Hellboy is a movie, it is alright to say that"
I say "Yes, becuase it is the name of a movie. It is not being mean to anyone."
He says, with enthusiasm "But if I say, Mommy, you can go to Hell, then that is a bad word."
"Yes, that would be mean and make mommy cry."

Kids are so cool.
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lol awwww
 
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mariusthegreat

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aww.....my neice is 2 and 6 months and said....she wanted to floss....where do they come up with such sayings??.....but dz...thats so ccuuutteeee...cant wait till i have kids....
 
dustinzgirl

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mariusthegreat said:
aww.....my neice is 2 and 6 months and said....she wanted to floss....where do they come up with such sayings??.....but dz...thats so ccuuutteeee...cant wait till i have kids....
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yeah, it all cute though. the late nights, getting puked and peed on...worth it though, definelty worth it!
 
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dustinzgirl said:
yeah, it all cute though. the late nights, getting puked and peed on...worth it though, definelty worth it!
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They are the cutest things.....and then they learn to talk..... :)
 
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dustinzgirl said:
Duct tape! Tahnk god for duct tape..oh, wait, that isnt legal...damn! LOL
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Its ok .... they hand out free rolls at the end of parenting classes now.....and if Im not mistaken they also put a roll in the complimentary baby bag when you leave the hospital with instructions on how to use without harming or showing signs of use.....ROFL :thumbsup:
 
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mariusthegreat

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i never really got puked up on...i got peed on tho...oh and waking up at 3am...for a bottle...totally worth it...like i said..cant wait to have my own...
 
dustinzgirl

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Unforgiven said:
i like kids.

there's always a place on the dinner table for them

:D
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Cute. Except my kids would have YOU boiling in a pot for dinner...LOL...they are vicious little vultures!
 
Unforgiven

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dustinzgirl said:
Cute. Except my kids would have YOU boiling in a pot for dinner...LOL...they are vicious little vultures!
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it's funny... kids seem to like me... i don't like kids... wtf?!

in grade 8, they'd latch themselves onto my legs and would tell me to drag them around the field... so i did... then onto the rocks :)
 
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