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Damn I'm PISSED!!

specialk

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Ok, so all my bad problems started 6 months ago when I moved to a new town. Four days into being in town my ZX3 got toatled, by a drunk driver...with NO INSURANCE! then he fled the scene. Well they caught the guy like 3 weeks later so he got off really light, fucker should have gotten a D.U.I. but oh no the fucking cops couldn't find him...they even had his license plate #....WTF?! So then I got an old shitty Bronco so that I wouldn't have a payment anymore, cause I'm going back to college in the fall, and that breaks! (Tranny went out). So having one of the coolest stepdad's around he traded me for his ranger, fuckin' cool right? WRONG! The clutch went out on it yesterday! Only had it for like 2 months! So I poped the clutch to get it started....the clutch was still working somewhat at this point...at this point I didn't know what was wrong with it, it just wouldn't turn over. So I get up 1/2 hour early for work so I can get the battery checked out, but it started like a champ in the morning! WTF?! I got it checked out and the battery was fine so I drove it to work. Well, lunch time comes and I ordered some food for pickup and went out to my truck to go get it and the fucker won't start again! So I try popping the clutch again but in the proccess I almost hit a parked Celica! Well, I avoid that mess and try rolling down hill, towards the street, to get it started but I can't and get it stuck in the road! On a busy street none the less! Well with the help of a passer by I got it to the shoulder...only thing is that I had been fucking with this truck for like 20 min. and then I just lost it, kicked the toolbox on the back twice, I'm tall (6'6") so I was able to to that, but it just didn't statisfy my anger so I put my fist through the back side window! Very VERY liberating...only thing is that due to my stupidity I now have to replace not only the clutch but the back window too! Fuck I was pissed....anyway that's my rant and just about how my luck goes ALL the time! :mfinger: :bomb:
 

specialk

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Hell yeah

I think that you're right about that dodge...it's been two days since I put my fist through that window and I havn't felt this good in the last year!! :)
 

Bullshyt

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Now let's all take up statistics. Now we have a reason to live.
 

morelos

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eh. you will not feel so good when you start de-caulking to get the rear window out.

save yourself the pain next time and pre-define something if you ABSOLUTELY have to get destructive when you get pissed off.

i've always tended toward that, too. and it amazes me to see that some people have replaced the violence response to the "defeated laughter" response. man, what i wouldn't give to be one of them.

~ dan ~
 

Bullshyt

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Yeah,its much more healthier to calmly get rid of your anger rather than killing something or someone.
 

bigdouth

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I personally like breaking shit when I'm pissed, but I try to go for the things that are relativly cheap and easy to replace/ repair. As far as punching things, I'm over that. I decided to hit something that was heavy and made out of metal. Apparently bone gives way to metal. After a couple of months in a cast I resoted to throwing shit and watching it shatter. Damn that feels good. :thumbsup:
 

morelos

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god, you fucking tall, white, southern rednecks :p

go shooting.

~ dan ~

btw, that was a JOKE...
 

bigdouth

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Although I'm not that tall and I don't think Southern California counts as "Southern," I still found it funny.
 

fuckyouimright

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lmfao.. this site is the most funniest site ever. dude, i feel bad for you and your hand (did it hurt?) the only thing I ever threw before was sissors and all it did was stuck into my nice new painted wall.
 

bigdouth

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My hand didn't realy hurt until the doctor reset my bone. That kind of hurt. Also, my hand now hurts for no reason. I'll just be sitting there and it will start aching which is kind of cool since it gives me something to bitch about. If you weren't talking to me, just ignore everything I just said. But, if you're loking for something to throw, try a CD. Straight down, flat on a hard surface and it should shatter pretty good.
 

morelos

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you mean edge-down, right? it's pretty cool, but picking up all the flakes really sucks.
 

bigdouth

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Actually I did throw it flat. Maybe it was a glitch or something, but it shot pieces in every direction. Instead of just losing a chunk, like I do when I throw it edge down, the whole thing exploded. And yes, it does suck picking up the pieces afterwards, but the break is very satisfying.
 

morelos

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fucking bizarre. i'd like to see it in person some time! i don't know that i could do it the way you describe. it makes me want to try though haah.. what about just microwaving it for 2 seconds?