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Damn Pants

Spikey

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Yesterday, I was walking around the beams at Eisenhower Park which are about 3 feet high. So I'm walking around on them, when i get the hang of it I stop looking at my feet. (In case you haven't noticed by now I'm trying to show off to my friends). I trip on my long pants and fall, spit-legged on the beam. So I'm sitting there, after I just pulled a "New York Nut Buster" and my friend descides it would relieve my pain if he pushed me off. So he does and I whack the side of my head on the concrete. Great fucking idea:mad: . I've had a huge ass headache ever since and ive been walking like im wearing a size 0 bikini.

Me and my friends both stand in the same category STUPID
 

Slacker

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That had to sucked, I can't hit my head to hard or I would black out easily. Sorry to here that happened.
 

Tostig

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Yeah, I think just about every guy has been there at some point. For me it was a handrail and of course, showing off to my friends. You have my sympathies. All I can suggest is get an ice cold soda and put it on the affected area.
 

JaeSwift

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SpikeySpike said:
Yesterday, I was walking around the beams at Eisenhower Park which are about 3 feet high. So I'm walking around on them, when i get the hang of it I stop looking at my feet. (In case you haven't noticed by now I'm trying to show off to my friends). I trip on my long pants and fall, spit-legged on the beam. So I'm sitting there, after I just pulled a "New York Nut Buster" and my friend descides it would relieve my pain if he pushed me off. So he does and I whack the side of my head on the concrete. Great fucking idea:mad: . I've had a huge ass headache ever since and ive been walking like im wearing a size 0 bikini.

Me and my friends both stand in the same category STUPID
3 feet?... So.... You're not very tall are you?... lol.
 

Captain 151

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Eisenhower Park! Oh man that brings me back...

Nice nut shot. Those are always priceless (to those watching). How do you think America's Funniest Home Video's got so popular?
 

Base

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bob sagat, now that is a name i haven't heard in a long time. was it me or was America's Funniest Videos not funny?
 

leehype

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I am filing this under the same catigory as my falling off a car exp...


Remember, stupid hurts
 

Spikey

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tbsrk said:
Eisenhower Park! Oh man that brings me back...

Nice nut shot. Those are always priceless (to those watching). How do you think America's Funniest Home Video's got so popular?
what town you like in tbsrk?
 
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Yeah, I know what you're talking about. My friend thought he would gain +3 Street Cred. if he tried to do some mystical "unnamed trick" on his skateboard. He stomped the back and it the nose came up and smacked his nuts.

Now if only Bob Saget was there to tape it and check for any injuries.
 

1ct-on!

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ouch .... youre nuts...

but you nuts work well.... even after this incident ?? i hope so !!
 

Spikey

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tbsrk said:
I was raised in Farmingdale. I've since left for college.
I took a vacation from colledge so im in farminville now:D
 

mmm...cheese

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1ct-on! said:
ouch .... youre nuts...

but you nuts work well.... even after this incident ?? i hope so !!
Well if you want to know so bad, here's a copy of Meh's bibliography. You know what to do. ;)
 

Kaiskitten

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Oh, so sorry for you! i had one of my friends try to show off infront of me ...skateing! but the short story ...he slips and nuts meet rail. Not a very happy meeting!