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damn poser midget

skylinec

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Have you ever had to deal with someone for years on end and have no control over it.....well for 3 fucking years this kid (lets call him josh for the sake of the thread....but he is this poser kid who has no freinds...and tries to act kewl by doing stupid stuff...like in chorus(i sit next to him)he farts..hella loud...on perpose to get someone to talk or look at him i mean come on.....and also he's in gymnastics so in gym hes doing flips and stuff to get atention..one day last week he was tosing his shoes into the basketball hoops...ew...then last year he pulls down a girls dress...(she was not wearing underwear for some reason) in the middle of a class..he got suspended...somedays i feel like taking little his neck and feel me squeeze...or atleast yelling at him in the middle of class about how fuckin' stupid and gay he is at least..anyone who has ideas how to kill him without people finding out will be helpful
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magnolia

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Send him to my school. They'll take care of him for ya. We'll sick the cheerleaders on him. Mwahaha. What bitches. :p There'll be no evidence. :D
 

skylinec

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i'm thinking of "accidentally" tripping him down the stairs....onto a football player who then beats the shit out him
 
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:lol:

there's one in every school. the good news is, at the college level they're a lot easier to avoid
 

FUBAR

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gumercules said:
:lol:

there's one in every school. the good news is, at the college level they're a lot easier to avoid
and more people help in beating the living fuck out of them to get them to shut the hell up
 
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i agree with gumercules (theres 1 in every skool) but then, in every skool there r always the "tough" guys...who beat up whoever they can, whenever they can. My theory is...bcome friends with them....and ask a favour :)
 

skylinec

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Blackheart said:
i agree with gumercules (theres 1 in every skool) but then, in every skool there r always the "tough" guys...who beat up whoever they can, whenever they can. My theory is...bcome friends with them....and ask a favour :)
the football players hate me cause i hate football...but i am dating the manager so it may work
 

shep

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Find out where this kid lives and throw flaming bags of shit at his windows :thumbsup:
 

skylinec

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shep said:
Find out where this kid lives and throw flaming bags of shit at his windows :thumbsup:
whos shit dog or human which smells more cuz i know where he lives
 

shep

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both,you could also piss in a bottel and lean it against his door.When he opens the door...piss river running threw his doorway.
 

shep

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yes or both.You could always spray paint in big letter's "I HAVE AID'S" on the side of his car.Yes i am an evil fucker :p
 

skylinec

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he's rich so i'll spray it all over his house....then put i love dicks on his house too
 

shep

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Yes now you are learning my boy the art of revenge.With a little thought you could fuck him over without him knowing for as long as you want.Good luck :thumbsup:
 

skylinec

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shep said:
Yes now you are learning my boy the art of revenge.With a little thought you could fuck him over without him knowing for as long as you want.Good luck :thumbsup:
i think this site has corupted me cause i was a kid who was a pefect student,never cursed,very nice now i'm like the bad kid and always cursing..oh well i like this me
 

skylinec

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dustinzgirl said:
You could try to be his friend.


But, I like the murder thing better.
i can't be his freind he would stalk me
 

shep

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Skyline-Cobra said:
i think this site has corupted me cause i was a kid who was a pefect student,never cursed,very nice now i'm like the bad kid and always cursing..oh well i like this me

Good now you remind me of me when i was young.But there's still lot's of work to do yet,like getting suspended and arrested.
 

skylinec

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shep said:
Good now you remind me of me when i was young.But there's still lot's of work to do yet,like getting suspended and arrested.
dude my parents would disown me if i got arrested