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Damn Roommate...

GamerGuy87

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I’m getting really pissed at my roommate. The guy is so fucking immature! He says the reason why he’s like that is because he’s only 18, what the fuck I’m 18 too asshole! He constantly talks about gay stuff and always asks me to do sexual things with him. He seems to do this all the time. This guy also likes to bother me when I’m sleeping or studying. Dude never leaves me alone. Everyone would say to do the same back to him or just kick his ass, but he gets his friends to fight for him, and he’s got a rich daddy who’s a lawyer. Little prick got pissed at some kid down the hall, so he got a bunch of his friends to fight with him, but I saw the whole thing, he didn't throw a single punch! He doesn’t go to his classes and sleeps when I go to class, but when I'm trying to sleep, he just harasses me and throws stuff at me. He hacked into my password-protected computer while I was away at class and downloaded gay porn, nearly ruining my new computer.

Another thing he likes to do is go onto my Myspace and look up all my friends. He makes fun of all of them, asks if I nailed any of them and wonders why I added them. He also likes to poke fun at my blogs, and my pictures. I think he might have printed out my pictures and stuff. That’s why I’ve taken the extra pre-cautions and made this account private by changing my age. I’d like to beat the crap out of him, “but he’s only 18,” Fuckin prick, I’m younger than him. . He also threatens to ruin my Myspace, or be-friend my friends and make them hate me, or something along those lines. I’m getting pissed off, but there’s nothing I can really do, he’s in the Golf Mangement program and has friends that are like 6’6”. Damn kid is such n asshole.
 

void

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get him drunk, film him being a predatory fucknuts at you.. make copies.. give him one copy.
he will then be your ex-room mate. :thumbsup:
 

Boycott

Soul Doubt
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Car Battery + Door Knob = No more problem.

My friend actually has a roommate taht he despises. So far he's planned to ruin his X-box (by means of soldering steel wool onto the mobo, so it leaves no trace), and putting alcohol in his room (he's 18, my friend is 19... Alcohol = banned from real life) ... I think he was planning other things such as putting a live lobster in his room when he is taking a shower...

ehh - have fun with him. As I said before... Battery + Door knob. Leave those novelty lighters out (the ones taht shock you) and replace all of his pens with those shocking pens... Basically ... Shock therapy :)
 

Invader

Last Living Souls
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Hes getting on your nerves. Pretend like it doesnt bother you, or maybe he is really really closet-gay, just go up to him one day and be like "So, how closet-gay are you?", that should make him stop doing all the gay-porn downloading and asking for sexual favors.
 
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He constantly talks about gay stuff and always asks me to do sexual things with him.
yup, pretty sure hes gay.:thumbsup: and his golf buddies are too!
I say beat the fuck out of him even if his gay buddies are gonna beat the shit out of you. At least your dumb fuck roommate will get the picture. I guess im the type of guy that thinks taking an ass-wooping at worst for giving a legitimate ass-wooping is ok. chances are his buddies wont give a shit:shiner:
 
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I thinnk that pulling a prank is the best thing. My favourite prank is "the prank the never comes" or - one that takes a very long time to come. See, you tell your stupid room mate that you're gonna pull a MAJOUR prank on him. You don't tell him anymore than that. He'll live his days in fear wondering what you're gonna do - looking around corners, checking his bed before he gets in... it'll be great.

OR

You could just do to him all the things he does to you. Tast of his own medicine. :)
 

CannibaL

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Fuck it man, tell him to get his fag cock-loving queer ass the fuck away from you and if he doesn't,he'll get laid the fuck out and be gettin feed through a straw for a month.Dood,you've got so many choices to get revenge,use them properly.
 

Stardust

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when he beats up someone or has his friends to beat someone up..tape it, then do a huuuge prank, and when he is about to beat the living crap out of you you show the tape ( ofcourse you have made hundreds of copies) and he can't do anything anymore..if you show it to the principle= he flies out of the school..

So he can't touch you because then the tape goes to everyone, his dad, his friends parents, the school etcetc maybe that works? and just don't tape one fight, many fights, and when he is all annoying and asking you disturbing sexual things..tape it..but NEVER get caught, because then you are screwed. :happysad:
 

GamerGuy87

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I might try the taping idea....My friend already has pics of him messing with my stuff when I was away at class. So, I'll probably send those to the Housing Office. Plus, I'm also writing all the shit he and his friends do to me down in a log/list/journal or whatever, then mailing it to his parents and possibly the Administration of the School. I'm trying to do a non-violent approach to this so I won't get into trouble.
 

Outlawed

Postaholic
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Yeah the tape is good i suggest you let his buddies see it first. It might put them on your side i think.
 

CannibaL

Banned - What an Asshat!
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UPDATE?i'm curious to how u two are doing,and most importantly which method u chose :p
 
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file a complaint. sexual harassment. invasion of privacy. his daddy can't get him out of that.. laws are laws. bailing your son out of a ticket is one thing. bailing your son out for being a fag is another.
edit:spelling\addition
 

GamerGuy87

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Not a day goes by that he doesn't do something that pisses me off...Like last night. He claims that he had a report due in the morning and needed the lights on. Well, apparantly he needed my light on too...So, while trying to sleep, he would walk over to my side of the room, bend over my bed, and turn my overhead light on...I know he's just doing this to piss me off, I also noticed that he wasn't typing a single word on his computer. Well, I told him to stop turning MY light on. Then this fucker gets mad and puts on his headphones. He turns his music all the way up, to the point where I can fuckin hear it from across the room. I told him to turn it down, he says that as long as his headphones are on, he could listen to music....Fucker...

So I ended up not going to sleep until 4 am, I woke up 3 hours later to get ready for class. This fucker was sound asleep. 1:00 rolls around, I'm walkin out the class, damn roommate comes up and starts bitchin at me, telling me he didn't finish his report because of me...What the FUCK!? Before I say anything, he runs off....I haven't seen him all day. Yea, I'm trying to set up a meeting with the people at the Housing Building.
 
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hmm..change your locks? :) you can legally do it. just because he's your roommate doesn't mean he's gotta have a key. let him knock down the door, destruction of (apartment?) property. knocking and banging at the door? disturbing the peace.
 

CVN70

That's CPT. Forge to you!
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Tell the people at the Housing Building that he's making sexual remarks and harassing you. Make it sound professional and subsitute "gay" with "homosexual", ect. The HB people will take it more seriously if you don't use slang. Or put in for a building transfer, and while you're waiting, have some fun with him. Put on a scary Halloween mask and wake him up when he's sleeping at night and scream your lungs out. ;)

Edit: "have some fun with him" meaning do crazy shit to piss him off, I didn't mean it that way... :|
 

esxho

Dude, wot does mine say!?
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Aww poor huni .... Have a virtual hug ... it'll make u feel betta. Aw there u go x :hug2:
 

otepsoul

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just do what he says he asks for gay shit be like ok get over here and rip it out. lol
 

GamerGuy87

I am sexy...Oh yea...
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My roommate was on the phone with his "daddy" the other day. He told his dad that the reason why he's failing two classes was because of me. Fuckin bitch. Well, I pulled out my scores on my midterms and rubbed it in his face, asking him what a 93% means and stuff. His face got really red, I thought he was going to have a bitch fit. Fuckin asshole, HAHA!
 

skully

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tell his dad that his son like penis i think that should solve all your problems.
other than tha, videotaping him and sending it to his father,school authorities sounds like a good idea.:thumbsup:
 

Jiraffe

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Ahh the days of asshole roommates. One of the many reasons I enjoy being alone now.

My exroommate was alot like yours. He'd fuck with my computer, act gay and all that shit. He had a couple friends that I call the brute squad so to say. Asshole jock fucks. Well one day his bullshit went way too far. So I made a plan.

Just because I was straight didn't mean I didn't have friends of gay or bi tendency. I decided to invite them and all their friends over one day when this fuck and his friends would be there. I asked them to throw a coming out of the closet party for these four douches. You never saw anything so gay! That fuckhead and his friends were all outnumbered and too scared to even flinch. Gifts upon gifts of gay porn and butt plugs and all sorts a shit for them. It was their special day after all. The place was trashed. But the best gift of all was mine. I had a couple friends move shit out through my bedroom window the whole time.

I left, the fucker lost the deposit on the house and was evicted under court order. His friends were afraid to be around me because of "all those gay guys he knows. He might be gay!" type shit. All and all I give that 5 stars.

Point is figure out what annoys you the most and find a way to expand on that in a ridiculous way. Like the saying should go. Drop an a-bomb to kill a mosquito.