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Damned fat security guards/coaches!

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What the fuck is up with fat security guards and coaches!? I mean, a fat coach will ask you to run 5 miles in an hour thirty! All the while knowing that if he so much as attempted this stunt, he would die of exaustion... Then there are the fat security guards who can't gaurd anything worth shit. I mean, you can poke them, spit on them, and curse at them all you like, they could never catch you in a million years. Not only that, but they don't even try, to catch you. They just fucking take a mental pic of you, and report you to the office while on their way to the vending machine!
 

Nailbomb

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An hour and a half? You could practically powerwalk that...
 

mmm...cheese

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It's actually an hour, but there are a few slow people who make us run a couple extra miles... (Our fat coach makes us run even after we finish our five miles.)
 

Nailbomb

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...And yet, it still doesn't change the fact that you could powerwalk that.
 

Jung

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If you're in any kind of shape you should be able to run 5 miles in less than an hour.
 

mmm...cheese

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It's not that I can't... moreso that some others can't, and I don't really give a shit about trying in gym. Mainly because the coach is a fat ass, and he can't even do what he tells us to.

BTW: I have some subconsious grudge to running fast, EX:
I ran for 2 miles every day for 2 months, I still could only run a 7 min mile...
 

dustinzgirl

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junglizm said:
If you're in any kind of shape you should be able to run 5 miles in less than an hour.
Dude, I cant run five blocks in less than an hour!
 

GamerGuy87

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When I was in soccer back in High school, our coach made us run 5 miles in less than 45 minutes. If we didn't do it, we had to do it again after practice. If we couldn't do it after practice, we don't play in the next game. I always managed to run it under 45 minutes.
 
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I used to torment my gym teacher in high school. She'd get all butt hurt cause I referred to her as "dude". It was classic. I always thought it was funny how she and the boy's gym teacher would stand around doing practically nothing while telling us how inadequate we were. She'd have us run laps at the beginning of class, and I would walk. She'd yell at me to "pick it up" so I'd look at the floor and ask her what she wanted me to pick up. And that was when I wasn't hiding on the stage, sleeping.

Try as she might, I never did anything she told me to. I ended up going to summer school for gym, which was quite fun. We got to shoot pool, go bowling, swim, and ice skate. It sure beat the hell out of sitting around listening to some bulldyke bark out orders she herself couldn't carry out if she tried. Good times. :thumbsup:
 

Jung

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dustinzgirl said:
Dude, I cant run five blocks in less than an hour!
No offense, but you're a bit older than cheese and I. I can run 5 miles in about 45 minutes, and regularly ran 2 miles in under 15 minutes in the Army for my PT tests.

Anyone in good shape, under the age of 35 or so, should be able to run 5 miles in 45 minutes with no problem. Especially a 15 year old.
 

mmm...cheese

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14, and even if I'm in shape I can't run very fast... However, I can keep good pace. (8 min miles for bout 10 miles) Not much of a sprinter... or a long distance runner for that matter.
 

Sulik

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Hmm... you know that all tennis players have coaches right? Thoses coaches will be wiped out ASAP if they ever attend a competition. Still without them tennis players will not be that good.
Anyway, kids tend to against anything they don't like :)