What the fuck is up with fat security guards and coaches!? I mean, a fat coach will ask you to run 5 miles in an hour thirty! All the while knowing that if he so much as attempted this stunt, he would die of exaustion... Then there are the fat security guards who can't gaurd anything worth shit. I mean, you can poke them, spit on them, and curse at them all you like, they could never catch you in a million years. Not only that, but they don't even try, to catch you. They just fucking take a mental pic of you, and report you to the office while on their way to the vending machine!