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Icarus

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Dear WTF.com,

I would like to inform all of you that I am not 'cute'. I am, in fact, highly masculine, handsome, and tough. Furthermore, I am at a sensitive age, and telling me that I am 'cute' could do permanent damage to my psyche and sense of self as a man. Any compliments you wish to pay me, shall from now on be of equal or greater lewdness as "I want your manly body".

Sincerely,
Icarus.
 
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How cute! j/k

I want your manly body...........3 years from now. ;)
 
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Icarus said:
Dear WTF.com,

I would like to inform all of you that I am not 'cute'. I am, in fact, highly masculine, handsome, and tough. Furthermore, I am at a sensitive age, and telling me that I am 'cute' could do permanent damage to my psyche and sense of self as a man. Any compliments you wish to pay me, shall from now on be of equal or greater lewdness as "I want your manly body".

Sincerely,
Icarus.
I'm sorry, but I just have to say this, ....................you ArE sO CUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECCUTEUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTEC

Till The Day You FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
 

MaxPower

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Icarus said:
Dear WTF.com,

I would like to inform all of you that I am not 'cute'. I am, in fact, highly masculine, handsome, and tough. Furthermore, I am at a sensitive age, and telling me that I am 'cute' could do permanent damage to my psyche and sense of self as a man. Any compliments you wish to pay me, shall from now on be of equal or greater lewdness as "I want your manly body".

Sincerely,
Icarus.

**Max Pinches Icarus' cheek
 

Icarus

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:rofl: years of therapy! WTF.com better help out... and hell no, I ain't co-paying shit!
 

icka

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awwwness icarus

<3 you're very very manly in my book /me winks
 

Jung

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Crappy, but I'm lazy and at work...
 

Icarus

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junglizm said:


Crappy, but I'm lazy and at work...
I have several issues with this:

My head is all mis-shapen.
My crotch bulge isn't near life-size.
My masculinity isn't portrayed nearly as well as I had hoped.

Please correct this before you visit icarus.com again. Thanks!
 
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Icarus said:
:rofl: years of therapy! WTF.com better help out... and hell no, I ain't co-paying shit!
If a girl calls you cute be happy.
If that girl is a lesbo be extremely happy
If a girl calls you cute and invites two of her friends over, be the happiest you can be.
If a guy calls you cute as in sexually cute, charm, ect. RUN LIKE HELL!
If you are gay and a guy calls you cute, I don't know cause I'm not gay but you be the gayest person you can be :gay: .


The word gay has two meanings.
 

meh_it_all

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Awww, you're such a sweetie.


Will that work? :confuse:

Only joking, But sure I want your manly body...but you're a year younger than me, I only go with older guys :(
 

swizeguy

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Good lord dude...
argh not worth it.... I might damagde your "cute sensitive psyche"
 

Icarus

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Fag!

/me manly grunts
 

LiberatioN

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FAG?! How much you bench? I will OWN you FAIRY!!
 

CopyLifted

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I don't know about cute.

I think you're sexy!!!!

;)
 
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