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Descent is gone? When will Tallywacker Tavern return? Who shot J.R.?

Captain 151

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As I have been growing lately, mentally, physically, emotionally, and sexually, I have began to wonder many things. Perhaps my faithful here at WTF can help me out.

What happened to Descent?

Will the Tallywacker Tavern ever return?

What causes TBSRK to have such a huge wang?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Please answer the first two and at least one out of the last three. Thanks!
 

Jung

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mmm...cheese

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42... the meaning of life? Or just some random non-sensical bullshit some dumbass made up because he was bored while heaving a load off on the john.:confused: :confused: :confused: We await your decision.
 

gurlgonewild

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tbsrk said:
What happened to Descent?

What causes TBSRK to have such a huge wang?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
descent is gone???????

<insert last response here>

tb, why not come over and we can find out together?
 

Boycott

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tbsrk said:
What happened to Descent?
Sonic died.
tbsrk said:
Will the Tallywacker Tavern ever return?
Maybe if you ask Jason for it for Christmas.
tbsrk said:
What causes TBSRK to have such a huge wang?
Huh? Last I heard it wasn't huge...
tbsrk said:
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Something like 600 or so... I forget
 

void

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did JR get shot?
nobody tells me anything..

i have a theory on descent, he tried to get me banned and laid a trap.. then stood in it himself.. what anna shat!
 
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What happened to Descent?

He felt an overpowering urge for some hot sega sex.

Will the Tallywacker Tavern ever return?

No

What causes TBSRK to have such a huge wang?

The magnifying glass.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

42

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It didn't.
 

Captain 151

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gurlgonewild said:
descent is gone???????

<insert last response here>

tb, why not come over and we can find out together?
Hell, its just a short walk away. Only, not right now, because I'm up at school. And I have the bird flu. Son of a bitch, I'll be dead in 3 days.

Anyway, what did Descent do to get him canned?
 

BRiT

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tbsrk said:
Anyway, what did Descent do to get him canned?
He was continually being Stager-riffic...
 

gehtfuct

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tbsrk said:
Anyway, what did Descent do to get him canned?
He did the same thing he's always done. Apparently, temp bans were not sinking in anymore.

If you want a more detailed answer, you'll need to PM an admin.
The reasoning behind it not being made public....well...it's not a public issue.
 
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i didn't know decent was perma banned, is that anything like perma grin?

i didn't know Tb had a huge wang, come over and prove it big boy ;)

i'm not sure if the tavern or bar will ever open again

i thought geht shot JR

i chicken didn't cross the road................................its still an egg and has no legs.