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Desperate Guys

MrNewbie

Me Vs. WTF.com
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I fucking hate desperate guys, when you go to a motherfuckign party you have this guys who never witnessed a vagina in real life who wuld do anything to see one and fuck with a girl.. ANYTHING...It annoys me so much, I would just like to get a baseball bat and giving them some common sence, "THEY DONT WANT YOU!"... So sad...

They should keep looking at porno on their mommies computer :thumbsdn: :mfinger:
 
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MrNewbie said:
I fucking hate desperate guys, when you go to a motherfuckign party you have this guys who never witnessed a vagina in real life who wuld do anything to see one and fuck with a girl.. ANYTHING...It annoys me so much, I would just like to get a baseball bat and giving them some common sence, "THEY DONT WANT YOU!"... So sad...

They should keep looking at porno on their mommies computer :thumbsdn: :mfinger:

Dont hit me with the bat!!!
 
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Halfpintrocker said:
hah... for once I agree with Mr Newbie... I hate guys that are so damn desperate!!

yean but mr.newbie is a dick smack. his explanation is stupid.
 

magnolia

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Yep. Desperate guys are annoying. It's like, get the fuck away from me right now, cuz u aren't getting any.
 

Jason

Voorhees a jolly good fellow!
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neckdemon said:
yean but mr.newbie is a dick smack. his explanation is stupid.
I don't see the B&T sign on the door... k tnx!
 
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Feeling desperate gets you nowhere. Feeling hopeless gives off the "I don't care" vibe that women seem to find sexy(I guess some of them do anyway). Strange. But I may be wrong...I gave up hope long ago and nobody's chasing me. I've been told I'm a "just friends" kind of guy.
 

chubz

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its not that theyre desprate its that theyre nice

let me put it in the words of my friend larry

It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.
 

morelos

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mrnewbie said:
I fucking hate desperate guys, when you go to a motherfuckign party you have this guys who never witnessed a vagina in real life who wuld do anything to see one and fuck with a girl..
:( i'm one of those guys. i've never seen a vagina or touched a girl.

chubz said:
its not that theyre desprate its that theyre nice
incorrect, chubz. it's not that they're nice; they're saps and pushovers. girls don't want a guy who will do that. girls want guys who treat them like equals and who are willing to assert themselves at appropriate times.

your friend larry is probably a loser who can't get a girl, too, isn't he? there IS a bit of the "i can change him" allure. it wears off when she realizes she can't change him. do you want a one-night stand (be the asshole) or a lasting relationship (be assertive and confident, AND BE CONFIDENT THAT IF SHE WALKED OUT IT WOULDN'T KILL YOU). women are more afraid of codependence than of an asshole, and that's why more assholes get chicks than codependent emo fags. walk the middle ground and get the best combination.

www.heartlessbitches.com can educate your ass. =-]

~ dan ~
 

chubz

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morelos said:
:( i'm one of those guys. i've never seen a vagina or touched a girl.
were not in b&t but are u one to be talking?
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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chubz, don't make such long posts like the one high above. Nobody reads them.
 
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I read the whole long post.

I don't even bother trying to talk to girls anymore. All they do is piss me off and I hate it. I hate them. Bloody cunt fuck.
 
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Not my thing. I'm just giving up on love. I'm content to masturbate to scrambled Cinemax porn all night. You know, like I've been doing for the past five years.
 

Fugly

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chubz said:
its not that theyre desprate its that theyre nice

let me put it in the words of my friend larry

It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.

Holy Shite.....find therepy...or a hooker
 
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Make sense of that? The guy makes his point across with a sledgehammer at least ten times in that article. I thought it was obvious.
 

morelos

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the article is retarded, played out, cliché, but most importantly, inaccurate.

you have to be assertive. you have to have positive responses when positive responses are due but you have to have negative responses when negative responses are due. nobody wants a pushover, a sap, a wuss.

trust me on that.

~ dan ~