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Determine your age using Beer

MaxPower

You're my number two
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#1
Grab a calculator if you need one.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
you would like to have beer. (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2


3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


4.. Multiply the result of step 3 by 50


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1755. If you have not yet had your birthday add 1754.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were
born.


You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (i.e., how many times you want to have beer each week).

The next two digits are your age.
 

gehtfuct

HuGE
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#4
Hmm. I'm not sure if thinking is a good thing for me.

I've got the first number right. 4
But it's saying that i'm 50. You're closer to fifty than I am,chief.
Maybe the second number is my I.Q. Hmmm...fuck,I dunno.
 
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#5
It worked for me!!! YAY! God, i'm skilled! It didnt work for anybody else yet - booh-ya, i rock! *so proud*
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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#7
It worked for me!

Now, if you follow the steps right AND were not born in the year 2,105 years old you can't get a negative number.
 
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#8
It worked the second time around.

I fucked up the first time.

That's absolutely incredible.
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#11
MaxPower said:
Grab a calculator if you need one.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
you would like to have beer. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2


3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


4.. Multiply the result of step 3 by 50


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1755. If you have not yet had your birthday add 1754.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were
born.


You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (i.e., how many times you want to have beer each week).

The next two digits are your age.
719.
Fucking amazing!
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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#12
dustinzgirl said:
I chose zero for honesty.
You didn't follow the instructions very well did you?

You have to pick a number more than 1, less than 10. Even if you pick 1 you'd still get a possitive number.