Did you ever make a mud pie....in your pants?

[RogueSmiley]

Well, it's been six years now so I think I'm man enough to admit it.
I once shit in my pants.

I was walking home from school one day (didn't take a bus cause I lived close to my high school) while I had to take a shit really bad. I was holding it in all damn day cause I hate using public bathrooms. I'll only use one if I can't hold it in any longer. Anyway, about half way home it really got to me. I knew I couldn't hold it in any longer.
Like a dumbass i started running down the street. I must of looked like a duck running away from you when chasing it through the park.

I got to my block but, I didn't make it.
There I was, in the middle of the street with shit in my pants. Now of course I haddent shit myself out. Just enough came out to "relieve the pressure" I guess.
Good thing I was wearing briefs back then so everything was concealed to just one area of my pants. Thank God nobody was home. Sister was at school, parents at work.
I got home, went to the bathroom, finished what I had started down the street, and threw my underwear away. I'm sure anybody who reads this would have guessed that I couldn't throw them in the hamper like that.
I double bagged 'em and that was that.
I did of course take a shower afterwards. Miraculously my pants were fine.
Through that experience I learned that who cares if you leave class for a long time and come back and everyone knows why you took so long. Yeah you'll feel like they're looking at you, but at least you didn't shit your pants.

:takeshit:

 

[Nymphchick]

even with the title i nervously clicked, and yup i regretted it. funny story, glad you were man enough to admit it. did you wonder if people had to know this before you brought it up? well i did when i read the title.
i totally understand about publicwashrooms though, i rarely use them, and if i do i use the "hover" technique, due to the fact i'm too damn paranoid of other peoples germs. when flushing i use my foot, and taps don't even get me started there. but in your case my friend i would have dared the toilette. there comes a time when you have to push aside your paranoias and realize that people have been useing public washrooms for decades and noone has died yet.

 

[Awaken]

Heh, I thought this thread was going to be about Descent...

Anywayz, yeah, it's happened to me before, too. I used to wear diapers even!

Oh yeah, I was a baby

lol. Sorry

Suck, dude. I wouldn't want to shit myself. Then you have to figure out wtf to do with your clothes so you mom doesn't find out

 

[Easty]

Well, it's been six years now so I think I'm man enough to admit it.
I once shit in my pants.

I was walking home from school one day (didn't take a bus cause I lived close to my high school) while I had to take a shit really bad. I was holding it in all damn day cause I hate using public bathrooms. I'll only use one if I can't hold it in any longer.

so we got a modern day finch on our hands.

although, i admit i did it once, when i was 6.

 

[DIZNUTS]

so we got a modern day finch on our hands.

although, i admit i did it once, when i was 6.

ehh i admit it too...i have shit myself.....i was like 4 or 5 though

 

[RogueSmiley]

did you wonder if people had to know this before you brought it up? .

No, because I thought it was a funny story. I would laugh if somebody told me they shit their pants.


Haha, Finch. I love that movie.

 

[wocka]

hahah, i must admit; i have when i was 14. i was on vacation and i was at a hotel on the beach and i was at the restuarant for a long time sititng down and eating alot of food. when i got up it was this sudden urge to take a crap!
the bathroom was about a 5 minute walk, well- i didnt make it. i was sorta doing this waddle/run to try and make it. lucky me i was in my bathin suit. only thing bad was this hot chick was with us and witnessed the whole thing. oh well

 

[fish sticks]

i once sharted at a friends house
i was soooooooo embarresed

 

[Zoso]

Heh, I thought this thread was going to be about Descent...

 

[Jugular]

i once sharted at a friends house
i was soooooooo embarresed

Boy, does that bring up memories. A while back I was at a friends house and for some reason, i forget which, we started cracking up. I pee'd in my pants a little bit. So I tugged my shirt down to hide it and ran to the bathroom. Thats all I can remember...Oh ya, and i remember trying to find a hairdryer. But I never did, now I look back and I realze...that the hairdryer wouldve made a lot of noise.

 

[Shine]

I haven't managed to shit my pants yet, but I have done a few minor sharts before.