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BrIONwoshMunky

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Hudson man cited for size of profane sign
By Times Staff Writer
Published August 12, 2005

HUDSON - A 43-year-old man was cited Tuesday for painting a sign that reads "Die you miserable bitch" on a house he owns, Pasco County sheriff's deputies said.

A neighbor dying of cancer, 73-year-old Carol Hastrich, is believed by her family to be the subject of the message, deputies said.

The words were spray-painted in black on the side of the house facing Hastrich's front yard.

But it was not the meaning of the message that led to Derick Cooper's citation. Deputies told Hastrich's family the message did not violate any laws, her daughter Dea Albertson said Wednesday.

Instead, Cooper was cited for an illegal sign because the wording exceeded the permitted size for a sign in a residential area, Pasco Code Enforcement Officer Patrick Phillips said.

Cooper was also cited for illegal dumping on the property and for a general storage violation related to old tires and other debris on the property, Phillips said.

Cooper received a final citation for operating a commercial business on the residential property.

Albertson told a Times reporter Wednesday that she and her mother, as well as other neighbors, had complained to officials about the waste on Cooper's property for years.

The sign, Albertson said, is retribution for their complaints.

Since he received the code violation citations on Tuesday, Phillips said, Cooper has cooperated with an order to remove the sign and clean up his property.

The black lettering on the side of the house wasn't legible Wednesday.

Ha ha ha ha, That miserable old bitch. :confuse:
 

Descent

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But the question remains...Could I name my child "Little Fucking?"

Hey there Little Fucking Stager, wassup?

P.S.: For the record I'm not a pedo. Rapists can all go to hell.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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What?

Pedo?

This thread is about a crazy man with a can of spraypaint and a house.

Personally I think the authorities went about it in the correct manor. If I were him though, I would make it a point to remake the sign to the specifications allowed, since the content wasn't able to be questioned.
 
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I think it's fucked up he would write such a thing about a woman with cancer but gp dictates that he re-paint it within spec.
 

Descent

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
What?

Pedo?

This thread is about a crazy man with a can of spraypaint and a house.

Personally I think the authorities went about it in the correct manor. If I were him though, I would make it a point to remake the sign to the specifications allowed, since the content wasn't able to be questioned.
No, that was in response to what I typed about naming my kid "Little Fucking Stager." I didn't want the newbies taking the internets seriously right there.
 

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dam, miserable old bitch. why can't she be a miserable dum bitch, or a crazy bitch? a little variety woulda got more laughs. :p


as an idea, not bad. i wouldn't mind painting "U miserable dum crack-whore" on the side of my boss' car. that would rock. i've already got the spray paint - i'm just waiting for the opportunity.....that dumass :mfinger: , he's askin' for it.
 

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Blaze said:

as an idea, not bad. i wouldn't mind painting "U miserable dum crack-whore" on the side of my boss' car. that would rock.
:thumbsup: Great!

I would write: "Ugly boob job you Trailer Park Bitch!"

That would rock!