Yes, dipshit-theria. That's the name I give to the ailment that seems to afflict some of you dumbasses. It appears to be a chronic, though usually non-fatal, malady affecting a large portion of the human population. It runs especially rampant on Internet forums, such as wtf.com. Fortunately, the malady is rarely transmitted from one person to another. Let's look at some symptoms:
Inability to muster a coherent, meaningful thought.
Lack of the use of anything resembling proper grammar and spelling.
Denial that you have the disorder and defensiveness when other symptoms are pointed out to you.
A penchant for taking posts way, way off topic.
The uncanny ability to completely kill the momentum of a thread through the use of inane and insipid posts.
Reliance upon statistics found on Internet web sites for all your arguments.
Here's a URL for you dumbasses to look up the words they must no longer teach in grade school English classes:
http://dictionary.reference.com/
Now, have one of these
and one of these 
and figure out something decent to post for a change. Rant, motherfuckers!
Inability to muster a coherent, meaningful thought.
Lack of the use of anything resembling proper grammar and spelling.
Denial that you have the disorder and defensiveness when other symptoms are pointed out to you.
A penchant for taking posts way, way off topic.
The uncanny ability to completely kill the momentum of a thread through the use of inane and insipid posts.
Reliance upon statistics found on Internet web sites for all your arguments.
Here's a URL for you dumbasses to look up the words they must no longer teach in grade school English classes:
http://dictionary.reference.com/
Now, have one of these
and one of these and figure out something decent to post for a change. Rant, motherfuckers!
