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Dirty poetry - put it there
- Thread starter lobo
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Twas the night before Christmas
when all through the house
Everybody was stoned
even the mouse
Man from the courthouse
and me from jail
I just settled down
to get a piece of her tail
When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick
and busted my bladder!!
I went downstairs
and what did i see?!
A little red fagget
hangin from a tree
He stuffed the stockings
with reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy dick
for the family queer
when all through the house
Everybody was stoned
even the mouse
Man from the courthouse
and me from jail
I just settled down
to get a piece of her tail
When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick
and busted my bladder!!
I went downstairs
and what did i see?!
A little red fagget
hangin from a tree
He stuffed the stockings
with reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy dick
for the family queer
Poetic Erotica
Blondes who wear black panties
And dance before my eye's
It set's my soul on fire
And swells between my thighs
A naughty glance as she teases me
Denying me her favors
I close my eye's and lick my lips
Hot, sweet sticky flavours
I smell her scent, and glimpse a peek
Of her fire down below
I arch my back and yearn for her
My throbbing now full blown
A candle flickers, as the music play's
Her bodies moist, it glisten's
She sucks her finger, and winks at me
A purring sexy kitten
She mounts the bed and stalks me slow
The animals unleashed
Our eye's they meet, no words are needed
Clinching satin sheets
Burning flesh ignites a fire
Felt by first time lovers
Passions heat is spreading now
Engulfing one another
I taste her breath, it breathes in me
Wanting mouths they meet
Entangled perfumed bodies
Two make one, complete
Panting whispers of things we say
Echo in my mind
Clasping hands, embracing her
Her heart beats close to mine
The candle burns, the music fades
Voices soft and low
I close my eye's and taste her lips
Her warming afterglow
gh
Blondes who wear black panties
And dance before my eye's
It set's my soul on fire
And swells between my thighs
A naughty glance as she teases me
Denying me her favors
I close my eye's and lick my lips
Hot, sweet sticky flavours
I smell her scent, and glimpse a peek
Of her fire down below
I arch my back and yearn for her
My throbbing now full blown
A candle flickers, as the music play's
Her bodies moist, it glisten's
She sucks her finger, and winks at me
A purring sexy kitten
She mounts the bed and stalks me slow
The animals unleashed
Our eye's they meet, no words are needed
Clinching satin sheets
Burning flesh ignites a fire
Felt by first time lovers
Passions heat is spreading now
Engulfing one another
I taste her breath, it breathes in me
Wanting mouths they meet
Entangled perfumed bodies
Two make one, complete
Panting whispers of things we say
Echo in my mind
Clasping hands, embracing her
Her heart beats close to mine
The candle burns, the music fades
Voices soft and low
I close my eye's and taste her lips
Her warming afterglow
gh
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