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Dirty poetry - put it there

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lobo

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Alien failed from horse
What else may be worse
He broke nothing but broke sixpack
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:D
 

lobo

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Alien came to grosery store
His nose was itchy and throat was sore
He bought a crocodile leather sack
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:D
 

lobo

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Alien start preparation to a war
He sent a DEATH STAR base to nearest star
All the night he was patching his army flag
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:)
 

Skyline

Fresh Meat
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Alien came down to Earth
I came out to welcome them bastards
I now gotta go eat noodle
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:cool:
 

lobo

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Alien sleep in rock-down chair
He has a dream about empire
Alien is ready for frontal attac
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:D
 

Smiss

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lobo sit in my front yard
carrot for a nose
he will sit there for all time
until the... day.. he.. un-froze?

WTF! WTF! WTF! :D
 

lobo

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Alien got new saddle
But attached it to the horse badly
Smiss was lost in the starless dark
WTF! WTF! WTF!
:D
 
#8
your lips are red
my balls are blue
give me some head
or your face will be black and blue

thankyou, thankyou

too violent maybe? i couldnt think of a better closing line. im open to suggestions.
 
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#9
Nothing beats:

Life's a bitch,
then you die,
so fuck the world,
let's all get high

:sword: :gun: :bomb:
 

Chris

Sick Bastard
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Twas the night before Christmas
when all through the house
Everybody was stoned
even the mouse

Man from the courthouse
and me from jail
I just settled down
to get a piece of her tail

When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick
and busted my bladder!!

I went downstairs
and what did i see?!
A little red fagget
hangin from a tree

He stuffed the stockings
with reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy dick
for the family queer
 

GottaHurt

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Poetic Erotica

Blondes who wear black panties
And dance before my eye's
It set's my soul on fire
And swells between my thighs

A naughty glance as she teases me
Denying me her favors
I close my eye's and lick my lips
Hot, sweet sticky flavours

I smell her scent, and glimpse a peek
Of her fire down below
I arch my back and yearn for her
My throbbing now full blown

A candle flickers, as the music play's
Her bodies moist, it glisten's
She sucks her finger, and winks at me
A purring sexy kitten

She mounts the bed and stalks me slow
The animals unleashed
Our eye's they meet, no words are needed
Clinching satin sheets

Burning flesh ignites a fire
Felt by first time lovers
Passions heat is spreading now
Engulfing one another

I taste her breath, it breathes in me
Wanting mouths they meet
Entangled perfumed bodies
Two make one, complete

Panting whispers of things we say
Echo in my mind
Clasping hands, embracing her
Her heart beats close to mine

The candle burns, the music fades
Voices soft and low
I close my eye's and taste her lips
Her warming afterglow

gh
 

Chris

Sick Bastard
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10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name.

The baby is a bastard,
the mother is a whore,
this would not ever happend if the rubber would not have torn!
 

GottaHurt

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Chris said:
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name.

The baby is a bastard,
the mother is a whore,
this would not ever happend if the rubber would not have torn!
Uh, how 'bout posting something original...
 
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GottaHurt said:
Uh, how 'bout posting something original...
At least it made sense. Sure, it's blatant cut and pasting, but still. This is a huge step for him. Understandable posts
 

GottaHurt

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badassmtbiker said:
At least it made sense. Sure, it's blatant cut and pasting, but still. This is a huge step for him. Understandable posts
Ah my bad, that whole kindler, gentler approach, I remember our conversation now.
 

Ctoit

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GH---Slowly and if it starts to hurt, just let me know.........you'll be okay
 

Ctoit

Tenderony
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Ctoit said:
GH---Slowly and if it starts to hurt, just let me know.........you'll be okay

Ohh I'm sorry BA, maybe I should let you guide him........lol
 

GottaHurt

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Ctoit said:
GH---Slowly and if it starts to hurt, just let me know.........you'll be okay
I'm O.K. with anything you wanna do to me... ;)
 
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