DIZNUTS Productions Presents: Staying a virgin

[DIZNUTS]

Ok in this thread you must post atleast one thing a male/female can do in sexual or sexually related things and stay a virgin....don't worry you can use your imagination and it can be as sick and discusting as you want it to be.....ok i will start....


Edit: forgot to add......you must add a brief discription....

Blow jobs- penis goes into a mouth....in and out...sorta like a viginal intercourse

 

[bnccoder]

*cough* prostate exams j/k

lap dances

 

[DIZNUTS]

Hand jobs- Hand grabs a penis and moves up and down in a strocking motion

 

[Shaggy2Dope94]

gettin titty fucked: self explanatory

 

[DIZNUTS]

foot jobs- same as hand jobs but with feet

 

[bnccoder]

If she has a glass eye she can sing the Star Spangled Banner while giving you a blow job.

 

[tzedek]

running a marathon

 

[DIZNUTS]

If she has a flase eye she can sing the Star Spangled Banner while giving you a blow job.

nice one
Armpit job- same as handjob but use the armpit instead of hand

 

[DIZNUTS]

running a marathon

how is that sexual? please explain.......

 

[tzedek]

scuba diving

 

[Noob]

Johnny kuntz posting on this forum.

Everytime I read his posts It's orgasmic.

 

[DIZNUTS]

Belly button fucking-when the chick is REALLY fat and his a HUGE stomach you fuck her in the belly button......i've actually seen a porno of that......anybody know what im talking about?

 

[Unforgiven]

Belly button fucking-when the chick is REALLY fat and his a HUGE stomach you fuck her in the belly button......i've actually seen a porno of that......anybody know what im talking about?

No, but it sounds kinda nasty.

 

[Jenkies]

Roll fucking - Chick is severely obese and you stick penis inbetween a roll of fat on the side of here and start pumping.

 

[jamesp]

can you say cleveland steamer?

Def: The guy or girl takes a massive crap on the chest of their partner.

 

[Sinamon]

Ewww you guys are nasty...lol. I got one...letting them use ur toy to penetrate u...teasing the hell out of them

 

[Havok]

Everyone wishes they were just like us S.C.U.M. members.

S.P.E.D.
S.K.U.N.K.
S.T.F.U.

If i've left your shitty, unoriginal e-crew out of this, then fuck off!

 

[Noob]

You forgot DIZNUTS production Havok.

 

[jamesp]

dont you dare forget about Broken's Heros. Fi!

but we were the originals, then came SCUM, also original, then the rest of those copying bastards

 

[Havok]

You forgot DIZNUTS production Havok.

That was a given.