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DIZNUTS Productions Presents: Staying a virgin

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Ok in this thread you must post atleast one thing a male/female can do in sexual or sexually related things and stay a virgin....don't worry you can use your imagination and it can be as sick and discusting as you want it to be.....ok i will start....


Edit: forgot to add......you must add a brief discription....

Blow jobs- penis goes into a mouth....in and out...sorta like a viginal intercourse
 

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Hand jobs- Hand grabs a penis and moves up and down in a strocking motion
 

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foot jobs- same as hand jobs but with feet
 

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If she has a glass eye she can sing the Star Spangled Banner while giving you a blow job.
 

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bnccoder said:
If she has a flase eye she can sing the Star Spangled Banner while giving you a blow job.
nice one :thumbsup:
Armpit job- same as handjob but use the armpit instead of hand
 

Noob

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Johnny kuntz posting on this forum.

Everytime I read his posts It's orgasmic.
 

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Belly button fucking-when the chick is REALLY fat and his a HUGE stomach you fuck her in the belly button......i've actually seen a porno of that......anybody know what im talking about?
 
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DIZNUTS said:
Belly button fucking-when the chick is REALLY fat and his a HUGE stomach you fuck her in the belly button......i've actually seen a porno of that......anybody know what im talking about?
No, but it sounds kinda nasty.
 

Jenkies

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Roll fucking - Chick is severely obese and you stick penis inbetween a roll of fat on the side of here and start pumping.
 

jamesp

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can you say cleveland steamer?

Def: The guy or girl takes a massive crap on the chest of their partner.

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Ewww you guys are nasty...lol. I got one...letting them use ur toy to penetrate u...teasing the hell out of them :p
 
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Everyone wishes they were just like us S.C.U.M. members.

S.P.E.D.
S.K.U.N.K.
S.T.F.U.

If i've left your shitty, unoriginal e-crew out of this, then fuck off!
 

Noob

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You forgot DIZNUTS production Havok.
 

jamesp

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dont you dare forget about Broken's Heros. Fi!

but we were the originals, then came SCUM, also original, then the rest of those copying bastards
 
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