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I hate fanboys. A lot. But the fanboys I hate the most are Star Wars fanboys. Sure, all movie fanboys can't take the lightest bit of criticism about their movie, but Star Wars fanboys... Just take it a step farther. They take six goddamn movies way too seriously. Here's the real deal;
The old ones were good, the new ones are bad.
That's it! Nothing simpler in the world. George Lucas has lost his touch, and Episode III will suck. NO matter how much you try to convince me (hell, you might even be able to convince me), the movie will suck. Now go rent Empire Strikes back again. That movie pwned.
The old ones were good, the new ones are bad.
That's it! Nothing simpler in the world. George Lucas has lost his touch, and Episode III will suck. NO matter how much you try to convince me (hell, you might even be able to convince me), the movie will suck. Now go rent Empire Strikes back again. That movie pwned.
That inbred overgrown ewok (aka - george lucas) has become so completely fascinated with all the new technologies involved in special effects that he has forgotten what made Episodes 4-6 so great: He had to dream up NEW ways of doing things, new ideas, new visual effects, which made them revolutionary and sensational. Add that to the fact that he has completely sold out, and pays more attention to the marketing of stupid redundant shit (I think there are now more pod racer video games than there are Rocky movies, and arent there like 19 of those?) and the star wars name has lost its golden glamour. Lucas took a good thing and fucked it up the ass, broke its spirit, then whored it out on the street to milk it for every last dime. Amazingly, the hard core fans are still loyal, and give him the faith and support he is so undeserving of.
And just for introducing a character like jar jar binks, with that brain damaged jamaican accent, lucas should have his head dunked in the toilet from Trainspotting.
And just for introducing a character like jar jar binks, with that brain damaged jamaican accent, lucas should have his head dunked in the toilet from Trainspotting.
hells yes it is going to be gay. IDK the script was changed to be more with the times. anakin maries samuel jackson (anakin is the bitch). and through sperm donation and adoption princess amadilla or whatever has their gay love child. anakin wants the children (twins) to be evil, but samuel l. jackson doesnt like that so he does some spousal abuse. anakin is mad so he kills everyone (sending the message that spousal abuse is still a real issue). as if that isn't enough yoda leaves the jedi academy for a more corporate life. in corporate america he is treated like shit because no body cares if you are jedi (this is an analogy, woman are jedi. wiser, but yet still treated like shit). then in a huge plot twist they find out that anakin is a robot which is why darth vader is one, which as we all know is a robot inhabited by anakins soul (motherboard). the movie ends with luke sywalker (as a baby) killing darth vader, getting the chick, and converting yoda back into a jedi, however yoda decides that he should become a hermit so he goes to some shitty planet.
THE END
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