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Do you wanna be Cool?

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BrIONwoshMunky

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Are you cool?

Well, ask me if you are cool, I'll respond, and If I you are not cool, I will describe why you are not cool, and give you various ways to help on you path to coolness.
 
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Am I cool? Beacuse the Internets are serious business, and I care only what other people think of me.

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UberSkippy

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Fuck it. I'm not cool. But hell, I don't think I've been flamed yet and it's cold in here.

Munky, please light my ass on fire.
 
Nymphchick

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i'm not cool. why? cause i suck at grammer and i know shit about the net. i am taking steps toward coolness though, i'm slowly learning about the net, and my grammer, well i'll never fix it so *shrug* oh well.
 
BrIONwoshMunky

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screw_ball said:
Am I cool? Beacuse the Internets are serious business, and I care only what other people think of me.
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You are not cool.

Remedy:

Use one size of font... preferably normal sized.

Quit being yourself, we don't like you the way you are.

Get funny. Funny can be found at Wal-Mart or any hugeariffic retailer near you.
 
BrIONwoshMunky

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UberSkippy said:
Fuck it. I'm not cool. But hell, I don't think I've been flamed yet and it's cold in here.

Munky, please light my ass on fire.
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You are not cool.

Remedy:

Grow a backbone.

Do not ask to be flamed... you will end up being seriously disappointed, because by asking, everyones job is already done. No self-esteem = right where you ought to be.

Be Proactiv... It made Vennessa Williams look hot, imagine what it can do for you.
 
BrIONwoshMunky

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Nymphchick said:
i'm not cool. why? cause i suck at grammer and i know shit about the net. i am taking steps toward coolness though, i'm slowly learning about the net, and my grammer, well i'll never fix it so *shrug* oh well.
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You are cool.

Self Reward:

Give some unassuming young lad the phone number of your Crazy Ex boyfriend, and read about the assault & battery charges in the local paper the next day. Have a chuckle. You win at life.
 
UberSkippy

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
You are not cool.

Remedy:

Grow a backbone.

Do not ask to be flamed... you will end up being seriously disappointed, because by asking, everyones job is already done. No self-esteem = right where you ought to be.

Be Proactiv... It made Vennessa Williams look hot, imagine what it can do for you.
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Ok, so I grow a back bone so you can crush me under your uber e-boot and then I'll be cool? I'm just curious but will I be cool when I have the back bone or after you've crushed the back bone? :cool:
 
BrIONwoshMunky

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UberSkippy said:
Ok, so I grow a back bone so you can crush me under your uber e-boot and then I'll be cool? I'm just curious but will I be cool when I have the back bone or after you've crushed the back bone? :cool:
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You have your advice, now be gone. :thumbsdn:

Edit: You are still uncool.

Remedy:

Learn how to follow simple instructions.
 
YUCK FOU!!!

YUCK FOU!!!

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
Are you cool?

Well, ask me if you are cool, I'll respond, and If I you are not cool, I will describe why you are not cool, and give you various ways to help on you path to coolness.
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great! we get to watch this little turd try and turn the internets into a serious business by telling all his e-buddies from scum that they is teh pwnz0r and they win at teh intersuperpokemanwebnets, whilst telling everyone else that they it teh luz0r suxxXXxx0r
 
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YUCK FOU!!! said:
great! we get to watch this little turd try and turn the internets into a serious business by telling all his e-buddies from scum that they is teh pwnz0r and they win at teh intersuperpokemanwebnets, whilst telling everyone else that they it teh luz0r suxxXXxx0r
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:rotflmao: You came back. What a shame. Nymph is cool because I am her master so that makes her 10 times cooler than she was before. :thumbsup:
 
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Awwwwww......you dont think im kool?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, yes more lik insane then cool but.........yea.
 
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Cool??? I'm cool dammit!! Maybe not to you, but I'm cool to somebody. Enlighten me to this coolness you speak of.
 
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