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Does the first lady take it up the shitter

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drittsekk

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I dont know if she does but she looks like a dirty little cunt. I here George loves it because its small and dark and smells like Texas.
 

msalyss85

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OH MY!

Now I don't really care about attacking the first lady and all, but I think you may be wrong about Laura taking it "up the shitter". We all know that butt-sex is basically HOMO-SEX, and obviously Dubya wouldn't engage in that.

11 states banned same-sex marriage thanks to the W. :mfinger:
 

magnolia

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Well, aren't you the rude little noob? Well, I think that Laura Bush is a wonderful woman and I really don't think this thread has any warrent. And I also think it should be in B&T.
 

Mr Cliche

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To be or not to be

The qustion is not of thier prefferd sexual positions, but if the first lady really is a lady...
 

voiceofreason

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drittsekk said:
I dont know if she does but she looks like a dirty little cunt. I here George loves it because its small and dark and smells like Texas.
THIS POST DOESN'T BELONG IN ISSUES, or anywhere, really...
 

DanGeo23

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I think someone is asking.. cause he wants to put his "Laura Bush" halloween costume, sneak into Airforce 1... and try to get into the mile high club with the Prez...
 

Smoke

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This thread doesn't belong here. Could a mod move this?
 
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RedOctober

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Why?

We also have that question in the Netherlands.

Does the Queen clean her own butt,
or does she have a servant to take care of that.

A legitimate question!
Do you think that the First Ladie doesn't have to go to the loo or something?

I think the dumplings of the president are a much bigger problem.
Eating pretzels and stuff.
Wouldn't like to have him in my chopper. :(
We even have the impression that Dubbya sometimes eats from the same plate as his stupid dog.

(Well.. All dogs are stupid.. That's why they are called dogs)
 

magnolia

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RedOctober said:
Why?

We also have that question in the Netherlands.

Does the Queen clean her own butt,
or does she have a servant to take care of that.

A legitimate question!
Do you think that the First Ladie doesn't have to go to the loo or something?

I think the dumplings of the president are a much bigger problem.
Eating pretzels and stuff.
Wouldn't like to have him in my chopper. :(
We even have the impression that Dubbya sometimes eats from the same plate as his stupid dog.

(Well.. All dogs are stupid.. That's why they are called dogs)
naw. some dogs are stupid. some are smart. just like ppl. I wonder which u are? J/K. nuthin but love.
 

fuck_you

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Bush take sit up the shitterfrom cheney, Bush loooves Dick but hates homosexuals.
 

MaxPower

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Moved due to not being a real issue. OK Bush minion, have fun.
 

breakology

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How many fucking MOD wannabee's replied to that crap? ... lol

George W sticks it up america's ass, might as well stuff it up the ol'wifey to ...
:p
 

MaxPower

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breakology said:
How many fucking MOD wannabee's replied to that crap? ... lol

George W sticks it up america's ass, might as well stuff it up the ol'wifey to ...
:p
I did her.
Gave her a Brooklyn Moustache too.
She still keeps calling me.
Thank god for answering machines.

She had this weird fetish, where she wanted me to dress like Michael Moore, and keep saying, "Who's your liberal daddy? Who's your liberal daddy?"
 
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RedOctober

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magnolia said:
naw. some dogs are stupid. some are smart. just like ppl. I wonder which u are? J/K. nuthin but love.
Well, I was refering to the presidents pet.

Bush has a dog.
Clinton a cat.

That tells something about those guys.

Having a dog is the more fascist type of man.
Likes to give orders.

Having a cat is my type.
They just do what they like,
and don't bother other people if they do the same ;)

:doggy:
 

dustinzgirl

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I dont know if the first lady takes it in the ass. but I am pretty sure that JStager does. And likes it, from what I hear. :thumbsup:
 

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drittsekk said:
I dont know if she does but she looks like a dirty little cunt. I here George loves it because its small and dark and smells like Texas.
Small like your penis and that smell.....isnt Texas thats your upper lip dick breath........ :p
 

MaxPower

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dustinzgirl said:
I dont know if the first lady takes it in the ass. but I am pretty sure that JStager does. And likes it, from what I hear. :thumbsup:
DG clad in a strap-on. Eeeek! that's a scary thought.
 

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msalyss85 said:
We all know that butt-sex is basically HOMO-SEX
You fucking moron. How is shagging a LADY up the arse gay? Surely its the complete opposite.

Prehaps shagging you up the arse would be considered gay because of all that testoterone you have pumping through your body. Not to mention the six o'clock shadow and the beer gut.

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