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"dont cum in the mouth"

DIZNUTS

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well this one time when i was 16 or 17 and this girl was giving me head......shes like "dont cum in my mouth" im like "ok" so when im about to bust i pull out and cum right in her eye hehe
 

tzedek

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she deserved it any way
 

shep

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DIZNUTS said:
well this one time when i was 16 or 17 and this girl was giving me head......shes like "dont cum in my mouth" im like "ok" so when im about to bust i pull out and cum right in her eye hehe
Cum in her eye and wipe your dick off with her mom's curtain's :thumbsup: :D
 

DIZNUTS

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i didnt need to do anything else.....she kept on bitchin that she cant see...she learned her lesson 2 swallow next time ;)
 

skylinec

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I am now terrorfied of this forum.
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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[sky] said:
Threads like this will start forming.

Just wait until Stager gets de-cocked. He will bring forth a massive load of Goatse-esque pictures for your enjoyment. :thumbsup:
 
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daaaaamn i almost spit my coffee all over the monitor :rolleyes:. to add alittle side note to your touching tale. a co-worker of mine was telling me one morning, that her bf cummed in her eye, she had contacts in. needless to say she got an eye infection. she had to go to the doctor about it. he asked her how she got it, she thot if she lied ahe may not get the right antibiotic for her eye, so she told the doctor the her bf shot her in the eye :D. i am not a morning person, but that morning i laughed my ass off at her, and told her she was a idiot :p
 

Sektor

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rofl

OK, I went to use the school bathroom today, and someone had apparently jacked off in the urinal, because there was cum all over the place, and they didn't flush.

That isn't the first time that's happened either...
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Sektor said:
rofl

OK, I went to use the school bathroom today, and someone had apparently jacked off in the urinal, because there was cum all over the place, and they didn't flush.

That isn't the first time that's happened either...

Sick. :sick:
 
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DIZNUTS

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dude u go 2 a weird school.....
 

Icarus

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Several "Fun with Sex" terms you should have in your vocabulary:

Snowballing: Doggy-style sex. When you're about to cum, pull out, and flip her over by her thighs. Cum all over her, face preferably.

Hangman left: Self explanatory.

And my personal favorite:

Emeril: Pull out early, cum in your hand, and yell "BAM!" as you throw your semen in her face.

Bam!
 

DIZNUTS

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thats nothing...i once walked in on a guy blowing another guy when i was a freshman in high school.....now thats disturbing!
 

DIZNUTS

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Icarus said:
Several "Fun with Sex" terms you should have in your vocabulary:

Snowballing: Doggy-style sex. When you're about to cum, pull out, and flip her over by her thighs. Cum all over her, face preferably.

Hangman left: Self explanatory.

And my personal favorite:

Emeril: Pull out early, cum in your hand, and yell "BAM!" as you throw your semen in her face.

Bam!
btw snowballing is when a girl gives u head, you cum in her mouth and she spits it back into yours and you swallow :sick:
 
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