"dont cum in the mouth"
- Thread starter DIZNUTS
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lol nice
Give her the ole' Angry Pirate next time. 
Why?[sky] said:
[sky] said:
Just wait until Stager gets de-cocked. He will bring forth a massive load of Goatse-esque pictures for your enjoyment.
daaaaamn i almost spit my coffee all over the monitor . to add alittle side note to your touching tale. a co-worker of mine was telling me one morning, that her bf cummed in her eye, she had contacts in. needless to say she got an eye infection. she had to go to the doctor about it. he asked her how she got it, she thot if she lied ahe may not get the right antibiotic for her eye, so she told the doctor the her bf shot her in the eye . i am not a morning person, but that morning i laughed my ass off at her, and told her she was a idiot
. to add alittle side note to your touching tale. a co-worker of mine was telling me one morning, that her bf cummed in her eye, she had contacts in. needless to say she got an eye infection. she had to go to the doctor about it. he asked her how she got it, she thot if she lied ahe may not get the right antibiotic for her eye, so she told the doctor the her bf shot her in the eye . i am not a morning person, but that morning i laughed my ass off at her, and told her she was a idiot
Sektor said:
Sick.
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They're going to be sending in reinforcements any minute now...[sky] said:
Several "Fun with Sex" terms you should have in your vocabulary:
Snowballing: Doggy-style sex. When you're about to cum, pull out, and flip her over by her thighs. Cum all over her, face preferably.
Hangman left: Self explanatory.
And my personal favorite:
Emeril: Pull out early, cum in your hand, and yell "BAM!" as you throw your semen in her face.
Bam!
Snowballing: Doggy-style sex. When you're about to cum, pull out, and flip her over by her thighs. Cum all over her, face preferably.
Hangman left: Self explanatory.
And my personal favorite:
Emeril: Pull out early, cum in your hand, and yell "BAM!" as you throw your semen in her face.
Bam!
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