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Don't ever subscribe to a Ziff Davis brand magazine. EVER.

Descent

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Wow, no matter how many times I tell these assholes to cancel, they keep trying to send me more free shit-rags.

I subscribed to PC Magazine for five years. It was just sucking so bad lately I said "Fuck it, this ain't worth the trouble."

So I'm playing a game, getting in "the zone" so I can beat this one fucking level, and they call AGAIN. AT 9:15 IN THE FUCKING MORNING.

Now, because I'm such a long time customer, they think I'll be willing to accept 36 issues of free shit, namely Reader's Digest, U.S. News, and some other generic magazine.

Nope. When a formerly loyal subscriber balks out, you have a fucking problem, and it ain't your job to try to win me over with free bullshit I'll never use and causes a headache for me.

It's you job to fucking fix the problem and give me some interesting reading material, not the same headline, "BEST SPYWARE FIXES" every fucking magazine. Yes, every magazine for the past YEAR has had that on the cover.

I declined. Naturally they'll send it to me. And I also lost the level, and I was so close to beating it.

Assholes - Leave me the fuck alone, I don't want your crappy fucking products!
 
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Get on the national do not call list. Do not call

I used to get all kinds of calls from people trying to sell me the paper now I don't get any at all. When you do get one and you mention the do not call list they hang up immediately b/c they can get in trouble for calling you.
 

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sideshow_bob said:
Get on the national do not call list. Do not call

I used to get all kinds of calls from people trying to sell me the paper now I don't get any at all. When you do get one and you mention the do not call list they hang up immediately b/c they can get in trouble for calling you.
That wont fix a thing if you have had some type of the buisness with that company (bought something from them ect) they can still call you.

Next time they call tell them your in the middle of having sex with your dog and to call back later.. they probably wont.
 

Descent

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Nickds7 said:
That wont fix a thing if you have had some type of the buisness with that company (bought something from them ect) they can still call you.

Next time they call tell them your in the middle of having sex with your dog and to call back later.. they probably wont.

Hahaha...I will :thumbsup:.

Repped.