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Movies Dora The Explorer

Jason

Voorhees a jolly good fellow!
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So, apparently they are making a new live-action movie for Dora The Explorer starring Isabela Moner (who will be fricken 18 by the time the damn movie is out)...

Now I don't know about you, but I'm thinking "Dora I'd Explore Her" starring Isagonna Bone-her? ;)

Aren't they supposed to be marketing this to the single digit kids? No pre-teens or older watch this.

There's no hispanic actresses who can play this at age 10-12? Puh-lease!

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Jason

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Yeah I had some more time to think it over, and sorry but I should be chasing this one through the woods with a Machete...
 

ThisIsBananas

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Yeah I had some more time to think it over, and sorry but I should be chasing this one through the woods with a Machete...
It's being made by Michael Bay, the creator of the live action Transformers movies. Even if it's bad, I have to see it because it's going to be so weird.
 

CoprophagousCop

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Aren't they supposed to be marketing this to the single digit kids? No pre-teens or older watch this.
Maybe they are marketing it to the kids who grew up watching Dora. :shrug:

Yeah I had some more time to think it over, and sorry but I should be chasing this one through the woods with a Machete...
You mean, once your boner went away, you realized it was creepy to lust over a minor, so you thought killing a minor would sound less creepy. :yikes:

She will turn 18 on July 10th, 2019.
You can resume your lusting then. ;)
 

MaxPower

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She's the cartoon to big screen equivalent of a 26 year old in a school girl outfit.