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Dora the Explorer

UberSkippy

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For those of you with kids, or younger siblings you might know who the hell Dora the Explorer is. If you don't, count yourself lucky. I fucking hate this little cartoon bitch.

Dora's parents fucking hate her. They let her wander around in a third world country chaperoned by a fucking monkey. I can only hope that one day that monkey will fucking loose it, rip her arm off at beat her to death with it. Then again it's a kids cartoon/game so the chances of that are extremely unlikely.

I had to test a Dora the Explorer video game today and now I can't sleep without that little brown eyed twat popping into my head and asking "Can you find the star?"

I'm being owned by a fucking cartoon bitch... I need a drink.
 
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holy shit, i can so see that happening to me... i dont hate it now, but once i hear those same lines "We have to go across the river and up the mountain... to get to the birthday cake! YAY" omg, i swear, i would shoot myself in the foot 20 times.
 
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botte botte chocolate'.... mix my chocolate alote....
 
TheLampIncident

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The thing I hate about that Dora show is that she's completely incompetent. You know how in Blue's Clues, they can at least find a little of the information themselves? Dora can't do shit. Worthless.
 
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Can you find the blue leaf.

Waits (5 minutes, of which time arrows appear constantly pointing at a blue leaf, the monkey also points at it and winks. For the whole 5 minutes Dora stands motionless and smiling)

Off screen voices: THERE IT IS! (Point to a lady bug crawling up a tree)

Dora: *Sigh* Fuck this *Starts smoking* Oh shit, WE'RE STILL FILMING!














I'm sorry.
 
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UberSkippy said:
For those of you with kids, or younger siblings you might know who the hell Dora the Explorer is. If you don't, count yourself lucky. I fucking hate this little cartoon bitch.

Dora's parents fucking hate her. They let her wander around in a third world country chaperoned by a fucking monkey. I can only hope that one day that monkey will fucking loose it, rip her arm off at beat her to death with it. Then again it's a kids cartoon/game so the chances of that are extremely unlikely.

I had to test a Dora the Explorer video game today and now I can't sleep without that little brown eyed twat popping into my head and asking "Can you find the star?"

I'm being owned by a fucking cartoon bitch... I need a drink.
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Sounds like you are in denial. You are in love with Dora! You want her labios caliente.
 
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Well, they gotta start teaching kids Spanish young these days! After all, at the rate illegal immigrants are flooding into the country it's only a matter of time before Spanish is the primary language, anyway! :rolleyes:
 
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Well, they gotta start teaching kids Spanish young these days! After all, at the rate illegal immigrants are flooding into the country it's only a matter of time before Spanish is the primary language, anyway! :rolleyes:
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I don't recall excatly, but I think they say within 50 yrs Hispanics will out number any other race 3 fold. The only chance we have is to get free cable to all Hispanic countries, so they have something else to do besides fucking like Lab rabbits.
 
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I don't recall excatly, but I think they say within 50 yrs Hispanics will out number any other race 3 fold. The only chance we have is to get free cable to all Hispanic countries, so they have something else to do besides fucking like Lab rabbits.
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What about Asians? Russell Peters once said that in 1000 years the world will be beige thanks to Indians and East Asians.
 
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Well I won’t be alive in 1000 yrs, and if lucky gone in less than 50yrs. So I am not really that worried. The Asians already have cable so that won't help. The obvious solution to the India/China problem is disease. They are stacked on each other tighter than fresh prison ass. So, some flu/virus of some kind will wipe them out it's just a waiting game.
 
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Well I won’t be alive in 1000 yrs, and if lucky gone in less than 50yrs. So I am not really that worried. The Asians already have cable so that won't help. The obvious solution to the India/China problem is disease. They are stacked on each other tighter than fresh prison ass. So, some flu/virus of some kind will wipe them out it's just a waiting game.
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That's horrible, man! There won't be any more pretty Chinese or Indian wimmenz to
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That's horrible, man! There won't be any more pretty Chinese or Indian wimmenz to
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Hopefully, if they're women, you won't be doing that to them anyways
 
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The chances of losing the whole race is null, we would all die in that case. Don't worry your will still have you pics to monkey pull to.
 
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Hopefully, if they're women, you won't be doing that to them anyways
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I take it you don't have any mixed race chicks, or really hot Chinese or Hindu babes where you are :naughty: ?

Minorities > *.White Women
 
UberSkippy

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Sounds like you are in denial. You are in love with Dora! You want her labios caliente.
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You're an evil fucker aren't you?

I finally got that stupid cartoon out of my skull. I sat up playing Doom3. Not the world's best game but if you imagine it's Dora you're pumping full of lead it's not too shabby.
 
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UberSkippy said:
You're an evil fucker aren't you?

I finally got that stupid cartoon out of my skull. I sat up playing Doom3. Not the world's best game but if you imagine it's Dora you're pumping full of HEAD it's not too shabby.
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I think you had a little freudian slip: I fixed it for Ya! no charge.
 
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I take it you don't have any mixed race chicks, or really hot Chinese or Hindu babes where you are :naughty: ?

Minorities > *.White Women
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Are you saying chinese and hindu girls have penises?
 
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