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Dream job?

Smoke

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If you could have any dream job, illegal or legal, what would you be and why?
This also includes Drug dealers, assassins, FBI, shit like that, anything you want.

I think it would be fun to be an trained assassin, learn martial arts and kick peoples ass that talk shit to you.
:thumbsup:
 
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My dream is to open a shop that sells comics, as well as video games. :thumbsup:
 
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My dream job is what I plan on doing, teaching.
 

bnccoder

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Probably air traffic control. It's the highest stress job there is. I don't think it would bother me though. The idea of having hundreds of people lives in my hands is cool. I would probably get fired for making the blips on the screen play chicken though..... :thumbsup:
 

Smoke

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screw_ball said:
Ass-spelunker.

That would own. :thumbsup:
You already are an ass-spelunker.

Also, a drug dealer would be fun, not that hard stuff, just stuff like pot and mushies.
 

Nunzii

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Being someone from the NSA or CIA would kick ass
 

WTFNation

"I'm a Song From The 60s"
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Three Words:

Professional. Lottery. Winner.

Seriously, if I ever win the lotto I'm having business cards made that say that.

Cheers,
WTFN
 

Brain Spout

Wizard No More
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there was a guy years ago that figured out that at some points the lottery is worth so much that actually buying every possibility would still net you money. he did it, but 2 other people won that day so he had to split it and lost the money. my dream job would be: son to a billionaire. the job consists of mooching off my fathers money. from this i would get whatevet the hell i want and i would never have to work a day of my life.
 
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I would want to 1. deal drugs(pot, and shrooms), 2. street race(I'm gonna do this in two year when i get my bike), 3.be a hitman.
 

rcarhar

There goes a clever gent
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I'd like to own a "cafe" with Wi-Fi, a White Castle in front plus coffee, a bar in the back, a "lounge" downstairs, and a stage upstairs. I'd perform there with my band to start out, but then performers would come, and I could go on tour. So I'm in a band and I own a sweet cafe. :thumbsup:
 

blw72887

Just a poster
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I just want be the big-wheel, prop my feet on my desk all day then go home to my hot blonde house wife in my S65 AMG :thumbsup:
 
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I would have to say Pro Baseball Player for the Yankees.
Other than that, something to do with designing video games or CIA, deffinitely.
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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I would wanna have a job so i could afford a boxingbag/punchingbad..that is my dream, then I wouldnt be so violent (here you laugh hard as hell, becouse I'm short and tiny..but ive got hell of a temper)

noo but i could immagine becoming a private teacher in everything ( english and gymnastics n stuff) ofcourse would they give me money to buy fetish clothes to wear when teaching (skirt, shirt and tie)... Or then an assasin, ive always liked em..dunno why but :)
 

ferengi

Yay fire!
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Professional sit-on-my-ass-and-watch-tv-all-day technician, with starting wages of $400/hr, 364 days of paid vacation time a year, full benefits, and a $25,000,000 Christmas bonus.

Hells yeah.
 
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Everyone seen bourne supremecy? That is my dream job to get paid to go kill a guy that talks a whole bunch of shit to your country. So a secret agent is my dream job if it's anywhere from the cops related to the people who get paid on the streets.
 

bnccoder

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dull_bullet said:
you want 12 year olsd sticking their fingers up your ass? :rolleyes:

Astronomer for me :thumbsup:
Want to play with my telescope?