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Driving sucks

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So I have my learner's permit...I've been doing the whole driving thing for a week. I thought I was doing pretty good up until tonight.

It was night, I was driving fine...until I got into my driveway. Apparently I don't know how to stop a car because I crashed it through the garage door and broke both that and the windsheild. Between spacing out and panicing, that'll do.

Man, I suck...
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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And here I was worried you would lose at the internets. You seem to have lost at real life. :thumbsdn:
 

bigck3000

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I hope some "Postal Service" was playing on the radio....just to add insult to idiocy.
 

keebs

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eh, it could be worse, you could have like ran into the house and then your house whould just calapse b/c you hit one of its main supports, then you have no home, and people call you a loser, yeah... that could have happened, but it didn't so thats good
 

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That's hilarious! Yet oh so sad. If I were you I'd crawl into a small dark space with a teddy bear for a few days. Then eat the teddy bear and try to learn to drive betterer. Er? :confuse:
 

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Newbie said:
That's hilarious! Yet oh so sad. If I were you I'd crawl into a small dark space with a teddy bear for a few days. Then eat the teddy bear and try to learn to drive betterer. Er? :confuse:
what if the teddy bear tried 2 eat him first?
did you dad laugh at you for fuckin up his garage?
 

keebs

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DIZNUTS said:
what if the teddy bear tried 2 eat him first?
did you dad laugh at you for fuckin up his garage?

HOLY SHIT TEDDY BEARS ARE TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE. what are we going to do?!!?!??!?! now im all scared of my teddy bear, i cant trust him anymore. what if he trys pulling a knife on me ? im screwed, i dont wanne get stabbed :eek:
 

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Throw him on the grill Meatwad! Ursa-Nocturnus Rib-Racks for din-din! :thumbsup:
 

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I have a friend that passed out from whip-its and crashed through a brick wall of a house going 60, but he had an excuse, what you did was just retarded.
 
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TheLampIncident said:
I've been doing the whole driving thing for a week.
God damn you people. I know what I did was retarded. I already explained that within the content of my post.

I wouldn't have even posted this shit in the first place if I knew you people were just going to sit back and add insult to injury. Fucking ass rammers.
 

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TheLampIncident said:
God damn you people. I know what I did was retarded. I already explained that within the content of my post.

I wouldn't have even posted this shit in the first place if I knew you people were just going to sit back and add insult to injury. Fucking ass rammers.
Extend the pole to 10 feet, and, CHARGE!!!!!!!
 
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What? Are you people here to tell me that none of you have ever been in a car accident before that was your fault? That you've never made a mistake behind the wheel?

I was hoping to get some stories out of this, but I guess everyone who posts here is as perfect as a little teacher's pet...
 

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Today, my mom had some major problems and couldn't breathe. Since it's Sunday, I had to drive 45 minutes on the freeway with her drifting in and out of conciousness just to get to a hospital covered under our insurance.

I'm 15, and I've never even taken Driver's Ed. I was so god damn lucky. We got there fine, and then we called somebody who could drive us back. My mom is okay now. But damn, that was scary for a while.
 

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When I first got my learners permit, my dad asked me to put his truck in the garage(first time operating a truck) and its a pretty tight squeeze, even for pros. Anyhow, didn't turn it quite as much while I was halfway in, and it scraped the side of the door, good thing it was on those plastic lines they have on the trucks, made a small lil' dent in the garage. Lame. :thumbsdn:
 
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I've had learners for about 4 months now. An interesting time in the car must have been
"Give way sign? What give Way SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH HONKKKKKKKKK "YA FUCKING WANKA!" "
 

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I have driven a car before. It ended up in my mum screaming for me to stop and my dad going to hospital with whiplash. So I dont think my driving test will go very well.
 
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TheLampIncident said:
What? Are you people here to tell me that none of you have ever been in a car accident before that was your fault? That you've never made a mistake behind the wheel?

I was hoping to get some stories out of this, but I guess everyone who posts here is as perfect as a little teacher's pet...
I'm sure people have gotten in accidents that were their faults before, but I'm sure they had perfectly logical reasons. ;)

I did have a retarded moment recently. I was doing a physics project and I was pushing the car to show the objects in motion crap, when it started turning. I looked at where it was pointing to, and saw a light post. Oh shit! So I ran my ass off and jumped through the car window and pushed onto the break. Unfortunately, it ran into the post anyways :(
No scratches though! :)
 
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You're allowed to use cars in projects at your school ?! Or was it outta school?
 

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I had a hard time driving at night when i first started too
 
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My brother got his Provisional license a year before i got my learners, and he quite often let me drive in backstreets at the start. Then later on he let me drive more often. So my parents were rather suprised once i got my learners and went well.