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Drunken Sing Along

n00b head

The pron storer
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Well I'll get started on the drunken songs

His name was Nobby All, Nobby All
His name was Nobby All, Nobby All
His name was Nobby all because he only had one pillooow
His name was Nobby All, Nobby All

He went to rob a bank, rob a bank
He went to rob a bank, rob a bank
He went to rob a bank, but he stopped to have sandwhiiiiiiiich
He went to rob a bank, rob a bank

The Policeman he came quick, he came quick
The Policeman he came quick, he came quick
The Policeman he came quick, and he hit him with his truncheoooooon
The Policeman he came quick, he came quick

The judges name was hunt, name was hunt
The judges name was hunt, name was hunt
The judges name was hunt because he was a really nice felloooooow
The judges name was hunt, name was hunt

They threw him in a pit, in a pit
They threw him in a pit, in a pit
They threw him in a pit, and covered him with wateeeeeeeeer
They threw him in a pit, in a pit

They sent him off to Venus, off to Venus
They sent him off to Venus, off to Venus
They sent him off to Venus, and he landed on his elboooooooow
They sent him off to Venus, off to Venus

:beerchug: If you don't understand why this song is funny then you aren't drunk enough :beerchug:
Anyone else got any good songs?
 

chucktheskiffie

Way too hyper...
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A good one in Oz - and if you have it in seppo-land already then i'm sorry, but its a chugging song. Basically, if the bloke who is to chug their drink's name is john, it goes

Here's to Johnny
He's true blue
He's a piss-pot
Through and through
He's a bastard
So they say
He Tried to go to heaven but he went the other way

He's going down down down down down down (at this point, person drinks and group chants "down" until he's finished)

good stuff :thumbsup: