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Dumb Drivers

Tylerc

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Alright, I was driving out to the mall today with some friends since we had the day off from school (teacher in-service).

I saw this car pulling out of the front spot, so I sat there and let them pull out. About 15 seconds after I was there, another car pulled up. Now, I was going straight in and they were turning right into it. This little fuckhead KNOWS I was there first, but he pulls in anyway, and I honked at him. I found a parking spot about 10 spaces down, which wasn't too bad, it wasn't extremely cold or anything. But what really pisses me off is he was sitting there and his wife went in. USE THE 10 MINUTE PARKING SPACES DIPSHIT, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR.

Then I was at a 3-way stop and it was more than my turn to go, but some idiot in a Mercedes SUV (you know, the HUGE ones) goes and almost hits me.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, there are a lot of idiots on the road.
 

ferengi

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Ever had a four car pile up that you almost got involved in happen right in front of you? Yeah... other people can't drive.
.....Jesus wasn't a tapdancer.
 

ODDDLY

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You got served bitch.

Seriously, you should have knocked on his window and said something to him, just to see what he said.
 

Smoke

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Yep, theres alot of faggot drivers out there. Some idiot almost me the other day. :thumbsdn:
 

Tylerc

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Dogbert said:
You got served bitch.

Seriously, you should have knocked on his window and said something to him, just to see what he said.
I should have, it was just some older guy (50s by the look of him) in a Camaro. :thumbsup:
 

fuck_you

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smoke-it said:
Yep, theres alot of faggot drivers out there. Some idiot almost me the other day. :thumbsdn:
Can you please translat this for me? Sorry , I think I already explained how I dont speak dipshit.
 

Tylerc

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fuck_you said:
Can you please translat this for me? Sorry , I think I already explained how I dont speak dipshit.
rofl, rep points <3 :thumbsup:
 

Domo

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I had a four car pile-up happen in front of me before. Was just a few days ago, actually. And you talk how someone took your spot like that. Well, last time someone did that to me. I got right up on their bumper and just pushed their car into the next spot. No, they weren't in the car. They were already in the mall. After pushing their car, I parked my car a few spots down and waited for them to come out. The look on their face was fuckin' HILARIOUS. Good times, good times.
 
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i love dumb drivers.. gives you the excuse to key their car
 

dustinzgirl

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I took my mom to get a coffee, and this fucking nice, new suv pulls out from a side street right in front of me, leaving no where to go. Luckily, I have really good driving skills, so i was able to whip around them, but damn people need to learn how to drive. I saw the ladies head, she did not even look before pulling out. fucking rich assholes anyways.
 

magnolia

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Heck, here most ppl don't even stop for a stop sign. It's considered "optional" to way too many. I hate to drive not because it gets dull after a long time, but becuase when I drive to the cities or whatever I have to worry about a stupid ass driver hitting me or something. It's so uber RETARTDED!!!
 

icka

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Tylerc said:
Alright, I was driving out to the mall today with some friends since we had the day off from school (teacher in-service).

I saw this car pulling out of the front spot, so I sat there and let them pull out. About 15 seconds after I was there, another car pulled up. Now, I was going straight in and they were turning right into it. This little fuckhead KNOWS I was there first, but he pulls in anyway, and I honked at him. I found a parking spot about 10 spaces down, which wasn't too bad, it wasn't extremely cold or anything. But what really pisses me off is he was sitting there and his wife went in. USE THE 10 MINUTE PARKING SPACES DIPSHIT, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR.

Then I was at a 3-way stop and it was more than my turn to go, but some idiot in a Mercedes SUV (you know, the HUGE ones) goes and almost hits me.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, there are a lot of idiots on the road.

let them hit you next time and sue.. shesh!
 

Smoke

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fuck_you said:
Can you please translat this for me? Sorry , I think I already explained how I dont speak dipshit.
Wow, so many grammer mistakes, and you call me a dipshit? Maybe you should learn to spell before you try to flame kiddo?
 
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SUV's and trucks think they own the road. they can do whatever they want because they're bigger than everybody else.

such is the case here, anyway.