The only thing is that the knife was in my drawer, and for some reason your boyfriend came knocking on my door wanting to know where his spatual was for you two tonight. Needless to say, I told him to go back to your house, so be expecting him soon.
Hey guys, I split this thread because it became idiotic. As in, you are a fucking moron.
And just a note, some may want to refrain from threats of bodily harm or breaking and entering an establishment. What if someone broke into BS's house tonight, then you could be pinned for it. Reaching, yes, but it is still just not freaking right to say that.