Dutch oven

Fire_ze_Missles

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My girlfriend was about to fall asleep, and I felt a fart coming up. So, I dutch oven'd her. Apparently, it was an egger and she almost threw up under the covers. I laughed for three days striaght about it, and she is still with me. :thumbsup:
 

DanGeo23

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The funniest is when you are both in bed laying on your backs... silently fart under the covers.... and you say... "hmmm.. I betcha I can spit ... and hit the ceiling..." then hack like you are trying to get a lugie up.... she will pull the covers over head just about everytime... and give herself the Dutch Oven...
 

Icarus

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Fire_ze_Missles said:
My girlfriend was about to fall asleep, and I felt a fart coming up. So, I dutch oven'd her. Apparently, it was an egger and she almost threw up under the covers. I laughed for three days striaght about it, and she is still with me. :thumbsup:
It must be love!
 

shep

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DanGeo23 said:
The funniest is when you are both in bed laying on your backs... silently fart under the covers.... and you say... "hmmm.. I betcha I can spit ... and hit the ceiling..." then hack like you are trying to get a lugie up.... she will pull the covers over head just about everytime... and give herself the Dutch Oven...
Sound's like a plan but that's alot of work just to give her the oven.I overpower her with brut force :thumbsup:
 

shep

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I have never thought of it that way.Way to bring new idea's to the table :thumbsup:
 

teh anarchist

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I'm so pissed right now, but that actually gave me a good laugh for the day.

Thanks, repped .. oh and while I'd like to be in .. I'd get nothin for like a month .. so can't join ya on this one
 

Zickddot

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this reminds me of when a friend kept farting in the front of the bus, apperently "32 times" so he got the bus driver to throw up.
 

skylinec

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Zickddot said:
this reminds me of when a friend kept farting in the front of the bus, apperently "32 times" so he got the bus driver to throw up.
Haha, That would be so funny if it happened to my (Crack-head) bus driver.