WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

Eat a DickUp

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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#2
Dickup... what you on kid...
and Um.. Welcome

Don't fall because if you fall no one will help you up
 

dawizard

da quicker F'er upper
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^^Obviously you're not very familiar with the artist known as
Ice Cube.

Oh well thanks for the welcome.

And I don't quite understand you're last comment.
Don't fall? What is this like prison? Don't drop the soap?
I can hold my own very well...thank you.
 

dawizard

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Am I supposed to be scared?
What are they e-thugs? People who beat people up over the internet
with their deadly words?

Bring it.

Thanks anyway.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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dawizard said:
Am I supposed to be scared?
What are they e-thugs? People who beat people up over the internet
with their deadly words?

Bring it.

Thanks anyway.
Scared... nope...

E-thugs... nope...

Think of them as loving parents... each time you step out of line, they'll be there to bitch-slap you into yesterday so you don't make the same mistake again.

Your commode coffee cake will be waiting on your left.... allow 3-6 weeks for total digestion to occour.

Welcome to WTF.com and now go the fuck away. :thumbsdn:
 

Icarus

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dawizard said:
Ice Cube.
I love Ice Cube. "Today Was a Good Day" is a fuckin' sweet song.

Been one of my favorites by him for a while now. It's on my playlist right now.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Icarus said:
I love Ice Cube.
I expected anything from you p99, except for you to love another guy! Very sad. You should Eat a DickUp.

Ice cube sucks! except on Friday... or next Friday or the Friday after that Friday... :confused:
 

dustinzgirl

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dawizard said:
And hiccup!

Hi I'm a newbie. :mfinger:
Does your mother know that you talk like that? You should be ashamed of yourself little person.

Welcome!
 

dawizard

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brainwashmonkey said:
Scared... nope...

E-thugs... nope...

Think of them as loving parents... each time you step out of line, they'll be there to bitch-slap you into yesterday so you don't make the same mistake again.

Your commode coffee cake will be waiting on your left.... allow 3-6 weeks for total digestion to occour.

Welcome to WTF.com and now go the fuck away. :thumbsdn:
You my friend are an asshole I can tell already.
So fuck you very much for your insightful yet brown nosing views.
 

dawizard

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Icarus said:
I love Ice Cube. "Today Was a Good Day" is a fuckin' sweet song.

Been one of my favorites by him for a while now. It's on my playlist right now.
You're cool.
And the dude after you
Chilean.
Uhm Dustinzgirl I'm not little honey.
In fact I'm quite big...in stature that is *wink, wink*
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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dawizard said:
You my friend are an asshole I can tell already.
So fuck you very much for your insightful yet brown nosing views.
No problem... glad I could help.

That commode coffee cake still has your name on it... I peed it there myself... they start getting a little funky after a while, you had better hurry.

And welcome again and whatnot. :thumbsdn:
 

dawizard

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Commode coffee cake...yuuuuummmm
sounds delicious.
Could I wash it down with some of your Mom's breast milK?

Naw J/k
Thanks for the welcome homey.
 

MaxPower

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dawizard said:
You my friend are an asshole I can tell already.
So fuck you very much for your insightful yet brown nosing views.
You'll fit right in, in Bait&Tackle. Yesser, I believe you will.

Welcome
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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dawizard said:
Commode coffee cake...yuuuuummmm
sounds delicious.
Could I wash it down with some of your Mom's breast milK?

Naw J/k
Thanks for the welcome homey.

If you wanna attack my mom's 50 something year old boobies you go right ahead. :confused:
 

Smoke

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ChilianFuckFace said:
I expected anything from you p99, except for you to love another guy! Very sad. You should Eat a DickUp.

Ice cube sucks! except on Friday... or next Friday or the Friday after that Friday... :confused:
Are you fucking retarded, seriously? Icarus isn't p99 you moron, thats NoSubstance. p99 is Betrayed.
Haha, owned. ;) :thumbsup:
Welcome to wtf. :mfinger:
 

dawizard

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Hey thanks for the welcome Max and Smoke.
Oh yeah Brainswashing I thought your mom WAS your sister sorry
about that.

Carry on.
 

dawizard

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brainwashmonkey said:
Confusing your family for the family of others... :thumbsdn:
No that is not the case and
I would like to apologize for bringing your Moms
into this
But tell your sister I said what's up. ;)